“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#129 Nov 16, 2012
GMGMIKE wrote:
... long ago i had a friend married and struggling with the cash flow ... so they decide to not but each other a present and to use the money for there child ... so feeling bad he bought a snow shovel for her ... she never used it but to this day she says it was the best present ever because it came from his heart ... today there still happily married with six children and a flock of grand-babies ...
Seems legit.

I'd buy a snow shovel for my girlfriend for Christmas. The headlines the next day would read:

"Area man beaten to death with snow shovel on Christmas Day by girlfriend"

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#130 Nov 16, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Seems legit.
I'd buy a snow shovel for my girlfriend for Christmas. The headlines the next day would read:
"Area man beaten to death with snow shovel on Christmas Day by girlfriend"
My dad once gave my mom an iron, and after she opened it he got one of his shirts and asked if she wanted to try it out. true story, she was pissed!
DILF

Medford, NY

#131 Nov 16, 2012
Debra27 wrote:
<quoted text>
My dad once gave my mom an iron, and after she opened it he got one of his shirts and asked if she wanted to try it out. true story, she was pissed!
lol.....that's funny.
She should have said sure!!!! And put a nice iron shaped burn mark on the back of the shirt!!!!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#132 Nov 16, 2012
Debra27 wrote:
<quoted text>
My dad once gave my mom an iron, and after she opened it he got one of his shirts and asked if she wanted to try it out. true story, she was pissed!
oooh, I think that might of been a little worse then a gift card!..... And yet, I wonder how many men have thought of doing something like that and just didn't have the nerve!
realy hung punk kid

Mount Prospect, IL

#133 Nov 16, 2012
Debra27 wrote:
I was gonna ask Santa for my heart's desire this year...
Gosh!!! Im blushing again,Im flatterd that you got the hot's for me.But lets take this slow.I know Im hard to resist but come on hah.

SUJ

“Your posts still ”

Level 6

Since: Mar 10

make me giggle

#134 Nov 16, 2012
Peace on earth for one week.

Seven days without a single soul experiencing,
pain
anger
hate
illness
hunger
suffering
violence
death
jealousy
disaster
insanity
despair
hopelessness

I wonder how the world would be different after those seven days?

1630

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#135 Nov 18, 2012
SUJ wrote:
Peace on earth for one week.
Seven days without a single soul experiencing,
pain
anger
hate
illness
hunger
suffering
violence
death
jealousy
disaster
insanity
despair
hopelessness
I wonder how the world would be different after those seven days?
1630
this is lovely.

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#136 Nov 18, 2012
i want the stuff back that was just stolen from me, if i cant have that then i want the stooge who took it to die a horrible slow death.
lol

hey im just being honest here.
lol

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#137 Nov 18, 2012
All I want for Christmas is some GOOD news tomorrow. Praying all goes well...
MariaShine

Fordyce, AR

#138 Nov 18, 2012
PFfff wrote:
i want the stuff back that was just stolen from me, if i cant have that then i want the stooge who took it to die a horrible slow death.
lol
hey im just being honest here.
lol
Did you have a breakin??:(

OK... in all seriousness.... I want a heavy gauge cable sweater that is motorcycle jacket style and some black moto boots......

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#139 Nov 18, 2012
MariaShine wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you have a breakin??:(
OK... in all seriousness.... I want a heavy gauge cable sweater that is motorcycle jacket style and some black moto boots......
yes
and im having a hard time letting it go.
:(

anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to U!- hope the holidays are wonderful for u and family, and the new year proves to be the best ever!

u deserve it M, ur a wonderful person.
<hugs to u>

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#140 Nov 18, 2012
I want my hair back :0(
MariaShine

Fordyce, AR

#141 Nov 18, 2012
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
yes
and im having a hard time letting it go.
:(
anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to U!- hope the holidays are wonderful for u and family, and the new year proves to be the best ever!
u deserve it M, ur a wonderful person.
<hugs to u>
I am just SO SO sorry. I have never had that happen but you have to feel so violated!

Thanks so much PFfff!!! I'll have many of my favorite people with me on the holiday and I am SO looking forward to the new year!

Lots of love to you and yours!

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#143 Nov 19, 2012
PFfff wrote:
i want the stuff back that was just stolen from me, if i cant have that then i want the stooge who took it to die a horrible slow death.
lol
hey im just being honest here.
lol
I hope that both your wishes are granted.
Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#144 Nov 19, 2012
I would like to see a buck in the moonlit snow.
Sneaky DILF

Medford, NY

#145 Nov 19, 2012
MariaShine wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you have a breakin??:(
OK... in all seriousness.... I want a heavy gauge cable sweater that is motorcycle jacket style and some black moto boots......
****DILF walks across the conversation wearing a heavy gauge cable sweater (motorcycle jacket style) and black moto boots****
OH BOY

Fordyce, AR

#146 Nov 19, 2012
Sneaky DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
****DILF walks across the conversation wearing a heavy gauge cable sweater (motorcycle jacket style) and black moto boots****
I HAVE BEEN GOOD!!!

.... for me..... lol
Sneaky DILF

Medford, NY

#147 Nov 19, 2012
OH BOY wrote:
<quoted text>
I HAVE BEEN GOOD!!!
.... for me..... lol
You want these items? Catch meeeee!!!!!!

****DILF jogs around in circles****

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#148 Nov 19, 2012
socks

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

I See A Rainbow!

#149 Nov 19, 2012
"New Boots"

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