Couple caught in the act and other bi...

Couple caught in the act and other bizarre police news

There are 59 comments on the Nashoba Publishing Online story from Sep 18, 2013, titled Couple caught in the act and other bizarre police news. In it, Nashoba Publishing Online reports that:

A couple was caught having sex on a softball field bench in Pennsylvania, and other odd news from the police beat.

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“So it's not you, It's them?”

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Since: Jun 11

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#45 Sep 20, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>I say sex should be performed only by people who are armed, just in case there's a misfire.
During the "performance", were you proposing that the actors conceal and carry?

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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Since: Apr 10

USA

#46 Sep 20, 2013
I say it's never hurt anyone to get benched every now and then...:)
Justin

United States

#47 Sep 20, 2013
I wonder if the guy had a chance to make it all the way to home plate before the cops showed up.
Justin

United States

#48 Sep 20, 2013
If there were otherwise no spectators in the park at the time, and no money exchanged hands, then I don't see it as a problem requiring police intervention.

“The ultimate equality:”

Since: Nov 09

extinction

#49 Sep 20, 2013
Once the cop arrived, the play was a force out.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#50 Sep 20, 2013
She didn't come to "fruition" due to his foul balls.

8-|

(He should have washed up a bit before the game)
mrs

Ashburn, VA

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“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#54 Sep 20, 2013
mrs wrote:
I am Mrs Matilda Morgan from USA, i want to
share a testimony of my life to every one. i was
married to my husband George Morgan, i love him
so much we have been married for 5 years now
with two kids. when he went for a vacation to
France he meant a lady called Clara, he told me
that he is no longer interested in the marriage any
more. i was so confuse and seeking for help, i don't
know what to do until I met my friend miss Florida
and told her about my problem. she told me not to
worry about it that she had a similar problem
before and introduce me to a man called prophet
lord, who cast a spell on her ex and bring him back
to her after 3days. Miss Florida ask me to contact
prohet lord. [email protected] I
contacted him to help me bring back my husband
and he ask me not to worry about it that the gods
of his fore-fathers will fight for me. He told me by
three days he will re-unite me and my husband
together. After three day my husband called and
told me he is coming back to sought out things with
me, I was surprise when I saw him and he started
crying for forgiveness. Right now I am the happiest
woman on earth for what this great spell caster did
for me and my husband, you can contact prohet
lord on any problem in this world, he is very nice,
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hope

Ashburn, VA

#55 Sep 20, 2013
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Rolling Meadows, IL

#57 Sep 20, 2013
I wonder if he slid into home. Not George- the guy in the original story.
DILF

New York, NY

#58 Sep 20, 2013
mrs wrote:
I am Mrs Matilda Morgan from USA, i want to
share a testimony of my life to every one. i was
married to my husband George Morgan, i love him
so much we have been married for 5 years now
with two kids. when he went for a vacation to
France he meant a lady called Clara, he told me
that he is no longer interested in the marriage any
more. i was so confuse and seeking for help, i don't
know what to do until I met my friend miss Florida
and told her about my problem. she told me not to
worry about it that she had a similar problem
before and introduce me to a man called prophet
lord, who cast a spell on her ex and bring him back
to her after 3days. Miss Florida ask me to contact
prohet lord. [email protected] I
contacted him to help me bring back my husband
and he ask me not to worry about it that the gods
of his fore-fathers will fight for me. He told me by
three days he will re-unite me and my husband
together. After three day my husband called and
told me he is coming back to sought out things with
me, I was surprise when I saw him and he started
crying for forgiveness. Right now I am the happiest
woman on earth for what this great spell caster did
for me and my husband, you can contact prohet
lord on any problem in this world, he is very nice,
here is his contact
[email protected] He is the best
spell caster.
I'll need to try this to bring back Harley ;-)

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#59 Sep 20, 2013
Deer Whisperer wrote:
Once the cop arrived, the play was a force out.
It might have been closer to being a "cop block" move! Bwahahaha!

“The ultimate equality:”

Since: Nov 09

extinction

#60 Sep 20, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
<quoted text>
It might have been closer to being a "cop block" move! Bwahahaha!
Jeez, Chilli. A softball field, not one for football!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#61 Sep 20, 2013
Deer Whisperer wrote:
<quoted text>
Jeez, Chilli. A softball field, not one for football!
It's close to the kid-speak expression for ______ interruptus and the word that I substituted for the actual one was "cop", not block.

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#62 Sep 20, 2013
HOLY COW,... remember that announcer?

Used cop and not block though it did rhyme. Haha

.
rajjiv wrote:
sex have no seen place or time.it is fun where want to do then done it
Welcome to Offbeat! That is a heck of a first post there raj. You'll fit right in.
:O

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#63 Sep 25, 2014
Hey, has anyone seen my bat?

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