Couple caught in the act and other bizarre police news

Sep 18, 2013 Full story: Nashoba Publishing Online 59

A couple was caught having sex on a softball field bench in Pennsylvania, and other odd news from the police beat.

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#24 Sep 19, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
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Until the cop showed up, then it was Time Out, game delayed because of intruder..
It's not my idea of a spectator sport...or was it a pickoff play at the plate...home run denied?:)

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#25 Sep 19, 2013
I sure hope they stood up for the pledge of allegiance before they started playing.......

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#26 Sep 19, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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It's not my idea of a spectator sport...or was it a pickoff play at the plate...home run denied?:)
Foul Ball...??
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#27 Sep 19, 2013
Always try to hit behind the runner! It's really a run and hit rather than a hit and run.

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#28 Sep 19, 2013
DILF wrote:
I sure hope they stood up for the pledge of allegiance before they started playing.......
By all accounts his soldier was at salute.

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#29 Sep 19, 2013
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Foul Ball...??
Since there's seldom a "plate" umpire, the "players" would decide whether it was fair or foul.*grin*

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#30 Sep 19, 2013
Did the team high-five him after he hit the home run?

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#31 Sep 19, 2013
When she reached the "Big O" did she accidentally spit chewing tobacco at him?

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#32 Sep 19, 2013
DILF wrote:
When she reached the "Big O" did she accidentally spit chewing tobacco at him?
Gross....ok....YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!!!!

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#33 Sep 19, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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Since there's seldom a "plate" umpire, the "players" would decide whether it was fair or foul.*grin*
The ump was watching, he was a masterbatter...:)

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#34 Sep 19, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
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The ump was watching, he was a masterbatter...:)
So he can make the call on whether the ball was fair or foul!*groan* LOL

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#35 Sep 19, 2013
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So he can make the call on whether the ball was fair or foul!*groan* LOL
Or if the crowd was getting to rowdy he could bench them..:)
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#36 Sep 19, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
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The ump was watching, he was a masterbatter...:)
OH MY!!!!

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#37 Sep 19, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
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Or if the crowd was getting to rowdy he could bench them..:)
The shame is that baseball doesn't allow him to send the "players" to the "penalty box" for 60+ minutes!

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#39 Sep 19, 2013
Meanwhile the coaching staff, with sunflower seeds in their mouths, were watching them and masticating.

8-)

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#40 Sep 19, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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The shame is that baseball doesn't allow him to send the "players" to the "penalty box" for 60+ minutes!
That would work..

Reminds me of a book....

Under the Bleachers by...C More Hiney...

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#41 Sep 19, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
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That would work..
Reminds me of a book....
Under the Bleachers by...C More Hiney...
*blushes* That was one of my prior pen names! I was young and I needed the money!

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#42 Sep 19, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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*blushes* That was one of my prior pen names! I was young and I needed the money!
And Hiney???? lol

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#43 Sep 19, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
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And Hiney???? lol
Hey, a guy who thinks he doesn't need hiney is often a guy who might not have a pulse!

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#44 Sep 19, 2013
Dr Stinko wrote:
So the concern here is the young policemen would be damaged by seeing this???
I think sex should be legalized and federally regulated.., no wait, that's weed!!!
No, sex is dirty and should never be performed, especially never in fkn Texas!
I say sex should be performed only by people who are armed, just in case there's a misfire.

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