Offbeat's Creepiest Stalker

Offbeat's Creepiest Stalker

Created by Good Vibrations on Feb 26, 2013

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Ferrerman- Grey box troll, goes after women

Geno- Trolls everyone, signs in and out

Sweetie-Pie- Hundreds of profiles, very creepy

Crazy Jae- Talks nonstop about sex, follows LL

All of the above

Name your own creepazoid stalker/troll

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#69 Apr 4, 2013
Dave MC...FREAKS ME OUT!!!

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#70 Apr 4, 2013
Well, it WAS Sam but, according to many experts who DO NOT PM EACH OTHER(!) he either never existed or he's dead or both maybe.

So, Bexie then?

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#72 Apr 4, 2013
This makes about as much cents as a stalk of corn

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#73 Apr 5, 2013
yes and it blowing in the wind back and forth...:O)..got cha..

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#74 Apr 5, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I thought hello someone's been in my tree the one I use to watch the neighbour,now i know it was you,you well know then that teddy was asking for it laying on my bed naked looking all seductive..
... REPORTED to the build a bear foundation ...

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#76 Apr 5, 2013
be nice then okay..with those judgeits...to bad they dont have a go away button..

“Bryant Park”

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#77 Apr 5, 2013
GenOmazing wrote:
Well, we do have a new one throwing herself in the mix. I think I need a Chocolatini.
You're the chocolatini type, alright. Your loafers are getting lighter and lighter with every post.

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#78 Apr 6, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I'd just like to add that I'm particularly creepy..
lol

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#79 Apr 6, 2013
Enzo the Baker

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#80 Apr 6, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
Enzo the Baker
...wrong again f*ckface...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#82 Apr 6, 2013
Fake Baker wrote:
Fake bakers who claim to be NY Italian. Uff marone!
Whats a matta pizza roll? Did you miss the drag queen show at hamburger marys?...

“I am the one”

Level 2

Since: Mar 13

Mount Olympus

#83 Apr 6, 2013
Me, me , me.

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#84 Apr 6, 2013
THE GREEK GOD wrote:
Me, me , me.
Your a Creepy Stalker?

I thought you were a Greek God!

Prove it! Prove both!

“I am the one”

Level 2

Since: Mar 13

Mount Olympus

#85 Apr 6, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
<quoted text>
Your a Creepy Stalker?
I thought you were a Greek God!
Prove it! Prove both!
Hello Sally.
Get on your knees and worship me.

See creepy and a God.
Case closed.

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#86 Apr 6, 2013
THE GREEK GOD wrote:
<quoted text>
Hello Sally.
Get on your knees and worship me.
See creepy and a God.
Case closed.
What!? That makes NO Freaking sense!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#87 Apr 6, 2013
I've been called a stalker before here on topix and made headlines..
Sigmund Schlomo Freud

Haslet, TX

#89 Apr 8, 2013
GenOmazing wrote:
<quoted text>Like I'd ever call a fellow paisan "pizza roll". Disrespectful to the culture. More proof it aint what it says it is.
more proof "it" ain't what "it" says "it" is:

http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/TQG3JLTS1JADU...
GHT wrote:
<quoted text>I didn't ask that my forefathers move from Germany to Philadelphia in the early 1700's, but hey, they did and I have no choice to be here.
weird, italian-german, paisans

http://www.topix.com/forum/state/il/TQG3JLTS1...
GHT wrote:
<quoted text>Well, if you HAVE to know, I am 6'1"

six one = five seven
GHT wrote:
<quoted text>215lbs and 12% body fat. Yeah, I work out alot.

you work out a lot, online.
6'1" at 215lbs is not 12% body fat. it's 28.4
http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bminojs.htm
GHT wrote:
<quoted text>I own a $500,000 a year distribution business where the mark-up is 900%

uh huh, sure you do. nine hundred percent
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#90 Apr 8, 2013
SP/LB and JG-OP
You Forgot

United States

#91 Apr 8, 2013
Sigmund Schlomo Freud wrote:
<quoted text>
more proof "it" ain't what "it" says "it" is:
http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/TQG3JLTS1JADU...
<quoted text>
weird, italian-german, paisans
http://www.topix.com/forum/state/il/TQG3JLTS1...
<quoted text>
six one = five seven
<quoted text>
you work out a lot, online.
6'1" at 215lbs is not 12% body fat. it's 28.4
http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bminojs.htm
<quoted text>
uh huh, sure you do. nine hundred percent
The four homes and the new 4,000 square foot beauty in suburban Portland. ROFL!
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#93 Apr 8, 2013
JG OP Redux wrote:
<quoted text>why?
exactly

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