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This article is about the 44th president of the United States

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Eighty Percent Funny

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#1 Aug 19, 2014
Barack Hussein Obama II ; born August 4, 1961) is the 44th and current President of the United States, and the first African American to hold the office. Born in Honolulu, Hawaii, Obama is a graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, where he served as president of the Harvard Law Review. He was a community organizer in Chicago before earning his law degree. He worked as a civil rights attorney and taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004. He served three terms representing the 13th District in the Illinois Senate from 1997 to 2004, running unsuccessfully for the United States House of Representatives in 2000.

In 2004, Obama received national attention during his campaign to represent Illinois in the United States Senate with his victory in the March Democratic Party primary, his keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in July, and his election to the Senate in November. He began his presidential campaign in 2007 and, after a close primary campaign against Hillary Rodham Clinton in 2008, he won sufficient delegates in the Democratic Party primaries to receive the presidential nomination. He then defeated Republican nominee John McCain in the general election, and was inaugurated as president on January 20, 2009. Nine months after his election, Obama was named the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize laureate.
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Owensboro, KY

#2 Aug 19, 2014
Eighty Percent Funny wrote:
Nine months after his election, Obama was named the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize laureate.
For ending the war in Iraq, I think

If me and you could accomplish 1/100th as much in our lifetime, we'd have something to brag about
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Branson, MO

#4 Aug 19, 2014
Peace Prize??
Premature Emaculation

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#6 Aug 19, 2014
We need more cowbell !

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#7 Aug 20, 2014
... never heard it called that before ::???

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#8 Aug 20, 2014
WHO FREAKIN CARES OF OBAMA,HE'S JUST A LYING SACK OF CRAP. DO I NEED TO CONTINUE!!!!!!!

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#9 Aug 21, 2014
Nope, quit while your ahead.
"Facts can be 'contradicted' but never denied!
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#10 Aug 21, 2014
Well one thing I will not quit but you will. Come November for midterm election then you be crying.
So you talking about the real hard facts that this country sinking deeper in debit by 18 trillion dollars now. These are hard cold facts that you can not ever denied.

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#11 Aug 21, 2014
Remedial English sentence structure classes haunt me so.

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#12 Aug 21, 2014
Eighty Percent Funny wrote:
Barack Hussein Obama II ; born August 4, 1961) is the 44th and current President of the United States, and the first African American to hold the office. Born in Honolulu, Hawaii, Obama is a graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, where he served as president of the Harvard Law Review. He was a community organizer in Chicago before earning his law degree. He worked as a civil rights attorney and taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004. He served three terms representing the 13th District in the Illinois Senate from 1997 to 2004, running unsuccessfully for the United States House of Representatives in 2000.
In 2004, Obama received national attention during his campaign to represent Illinois in the United States Senate with his victory in the March Democratic Party primary, his keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in July, and his election to the Senate in November. He began his presidential campaign in 2007 and, after a close primary campaign against Hillary Rodham Clinton in 2008, he won sufficient delegates in the Democratic Party primaries to receive the presidential nomination. He then defeated Republican nominee John McCain in the general election, and was inaugurated as president on January 20, 2009. Nine months after his election, Obama was named the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize laureate.
Yep...things ARE pretty peaceful, I suppose...for HIM, on the golf course...I can't imagine they were so peaceful for Foley, the reporter who was beheaded by a member of ISIS (ya know, that group that Obama called the "junior varsity squad)...)
Our president is incompetent & completely useless...in fact, he's downright disgraceful!!!

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#13 Aug 21, 2014
justaguess wrote:
We need more cowbell !
I have no idea what this has to do with the subject, but it made me LMAO!!!:)

I couldn't find the full skit, so this'll have to do...

&fe ature=youtube_gdata_player

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#14 Aug 21, 2014
---Word Woman--- wrote:
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I have no idea what this has to do with the subject, but it made me LMAO!!!:)
I couldn't find the full skit, so this'll have to do...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =lGBD1KUz2RAXX&feature=you tube_gdata_player
lol...I know..it was just absurd..just like....ahem..

Thanks for the vid

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is More Cowbell!!!!!!

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#16 Aug 21, 2014
justaguess wrote:
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lol...I know..it was just absurd..just like....ahem..
Thanks for the vid
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is More Cowbell!!!!!!
I wonder if cowbell is the cure for stupidity?!? If so, Obama's noggin needs more cowbell ;)

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#17 Aug 21, 2014
David Morrison wrote:
<quoted text>There's NO WAY he gets reelected so, you people have won! WOO HOO!!!
Nobody has won..it boils down to 8 years that no one gets back.

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#18 Aug 21, 2014
David Morrison wrote:
<quoted text>There's NO WAY he gets reelected so, you people have won! WOO HOO!!!
Hell, I'll consider it a victory if our country survives his presidency...

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#20 Aug 21, 2014
Ohh no, the Chewbacca/Bush defense...I believe that is all they got...time to get out the 'glove'..

Whatever happened to Kato Kaelin anyhow...

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#21 Aug 21, 2014
David Morrison wrote:
<quoted text>Save the melodrama for your mama! We survived Bush, you'll survive Obama.
There's no melodrama...every country knows that our leadership is weak & incompetent...and, for that reason, our country is at risk. Did you miss the part where ISIS vowed they would be hanging their flag in front of the White House?!?
LOL

Dallas, TX

#23 Aug 21, 2014
Mega Monster wrote:
Well one thing I will not quit but you will. Come November for midterm election then you be crying.
So you talking about the real hard facts that this country sinking deeper in debit by 18 trillion dollars now. These are hard cold facts that you can not ever denied.
Bless your heart. English is not your primary language, is it?

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#24 Aug 21, 2014
So, a libtard, a wimp and a Muslim walk into a bar and sit down, the bartender says, "so, what will you have Mr. President ?"

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#25 Aug 21, 2014
David Morrison wrote:
<quoted text>Oh- no melodrama there....Golly Gee Whillakers! Are we going to let them get away with that??!! Oh my!
I don't think it's a matter of us LETTING them get away with it. Have you forgotten about 9/11?!? And, have you also forgotten the fact that the folks who took over our planes were & attacked us were trained to be pilots in our own country?!?
I'm absolutely thrilled that you have such unwavering faith in our idiotic POTUS...ignorance IS bliss, afterall...until it's not.

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