New Medicare Program - Part G

New Medicare Program - Part G

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#1 Feb 1, 2013
How about this new Part G for Medicare? I have a feeling those opting for Part G are far better off than the tax-paying citizens.

New Medicare Program - Part G

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Plan G gives anyone 65 years or older a hand-gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As a bonus, your kids can come to visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

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