Survey: Craziest sick day excuses

Oct 12, 2012 Full story: KASA-TV Albuquerque 35

These are just a few of the creative excuses workers gave to explain their absence from work in a survey with HR firm CareerBuilder.

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“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#21 Oct 12, 2012
just this week a woman I work with called in sick, the message she left asked this coworker to call her at 10:00 am because she is diabetic and was having trouble keeping blood sugar okay....so the coworker calls and gets no answer. she tries back a half hour later and gets no answer. tries again in another half hour and gets no answer...now the whole office is looking like someone died (which is the assumption I am thinking...) so they call the apartment manager that tells them one of her cars is not there. BuT, it is not the 'new' one, so this furthers this sense of alarm...

next thing yov know they are calling the police and telling them that they need to enter the apartment (and oh, by the way, she has a concealed weapon permit and is armed) jesus!!! I am just watching all of this, being very thankful that when I call in sick, I stay home and usually stay all snuggled in bed and watch tv....
so anyway,(sorry to be so wordy, this all spanned several hours) the cops do enter and find....

no one is home.

LOL!!!

bad luck, as the boss has also been watching this all unfold. She did not really seem grateful for all the concern the next day when she came back to work.
jesswood11

Tallassee, AL

#22 Oct 13, 2012
My alarm clock went off and left me
Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#23 Oct 13, 2012
My wife's grounded me...
bulate

Imus, Philippines

#24 Oct 13, 2012
i had herpes

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#25 Oct 13, 2012
arctic wrote:
<quoted text>
Actually this story gets funnier (true story)
The woman was alone, late at night, nude in the
bathroom.
Realizing that the wax went way too low she sticks
her hand down there and then there she is w/her
hand glued to her glued up vagina.
She is laughing and panicking so she grabs the cell
phone, sits down on the toilet, and dials her sister.
Then she realizes she's stuck to the toilet seat and
it's rising and falling w/her as she tries to get
up. lmfao
Funniest thing I've ever heard.
Try explaining That to a male boss.....
LoL. Hell, try explaining that to ANY boss.

Hey boss, I can't come to work today; my wife not only glued her vagina shut, but glued her hand and toilet seat to it as well.

“hellshade”

Level 5

Since: Jul 07

Location hidden

#26 Oct 14, 2012
my baby hit me over the head...

hey it worked for homer simpson...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#27 Oct 14, 2012
I've fallen and I can't get up!...

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#28 Oct 14, 2012
heh,
workin' on one right now...any suggestions?
passin like gas

United States

#29 Oct 14, 2012
Debra27 wrote:
heh,
workin' on one right now...any suggestions?
This is Monday? I thought it was Sunday.

“Boing, boing, boing, boing,”

Level 9

Since: Aug 08

.

#30 Oct 15, 2012
Rabies.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#31 Oct 15, 2012
I've come down with a sudden and severe case of not giving a sh&t.
mans job

Edwardsville, IL

#32 Oct 15, 2012
anal glaucoma: i can't see my ass coming into work!

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#33 Oct 15, 2012
no problem, I sucked it up and went to work. LOL
Sybian Princess

Portland, OR

#34 Jun 21, 2013
"Me and the neighbor man were doing bondage play and we lost the keys to the handcuffs!"
Gee No

United States

#35 Jun 21, 2013
Sybian Princess wrote:
"Me and the neighbor man were doing bondage play and we lost the keys to the handcuffs!"
Does grandma know???

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