Survey: Craziest sick day excuses

Oct 12, 2012 Full story: KASA-TV Albuquerque 35

These are just a few of the creative excuses workers gave to explain their absence from work in a survey with HR firm CareerBuilder.

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Parden pard

Bath, PA

#1 Oct 12, 2012
The dog ate my hat,,,,,,!
Joe Biden

Jonesboro, AR

#2 Oct 12, 2012
I'M THE VP!!!!!

HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaaaAAAAAAAH AHAHA!!!

“Never summon "Anything" ....”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

..... you can't banish, lol

#3 Oct 12, 2012
Digging grandma up?
Sheesh! Go to work already.
Pull My Finger

Sayville, NY

#4 Oct 12, 2012
"I took a Viagra last nite and I still have a hard-on."
Joe Biden

Jonesboro, AR

#5 Oct 12, 2012
And you thought Clint Eastwood was a crazy old guy!

hahahahahahahahaAAAAAAAHAHAHAH AHAHA!!!(snort)(rolls eyes)

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#6 Oct 12, 2012
I was trying to do a bikini wax at
home and glued my vagina together;)

“Hold on to my waist ”

Level 6

Since: Jun 11

And push and pull

#7 Oct 12, 2012
My wife wanted to get pragent and I wanted to be there when it happen..

Level 4

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#8 Oct 12, 2012
Light saber was broken.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#9 Oct 12, 2012
thatguy93550 wrote:
My wife wanted to get pragent and I wanted to be there when it happen..
LOL

I was trying Not to get pregnant and
now I've lost the Today sponge in there....lol

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#10 Oct 12, 2012
arctic wrote:
I was trying to do a bikini wax at
home and glued my vagina together;)
OMG! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#11 Oct 12, 2012
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Actually this story gets funnier (true story)
The woman was alone, late at night, nude in the
bathroom.
Realizing that the wax went way too low she sticks
her hand down there and then there she is w/her
hand glued to her glued up vagina.
She is laughing and panicking so she grabs the cell
phone, sits down on the toilet, and dials her sister.
Then she realizes she's stuck to the toilet seat and
it's rising and falling w/her as she tries to get
up. lmfao
Funniest thing I've ever heard.

Try explaining That to a male boss.....

“Never summon "Anything" ....”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

..... you can't banish, lol

#12 Oct 12, 2012
I can't go to work today, somebody was mean to me on topix ..... wah.

<lol>
Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#13 Oct 12, 2012
...I'm afraid of dead people"...

...all of us in our family are required to work as soon as we are able...my parents have encouraged us to buy our own clothes...pay for any activities we wanted to participate in...and so on...

...when I was 15 they needed help at the funeral home for a couple of weeks...so instead of going to the insurance agency...I had to go to the funeral home...

...I was really tired and wanted to goof off and talk to my friends on the phone...so I called in and said I was afraid of dead people...

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#14 Oct 12, 2012
they don't use that much wax at Madame Trudeau

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#15 Oct 12, 2012
"I'm over at Denny Crain's doing his rich wife."

#5555

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#16 Oct 12, 2012
The breathalyzer in my car malfunctioned and It won't start.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#17 Oct 12, 2012
LOL Boy some very funny reasons,would love to hear some of them from a school,I can imagine they are even more creative.
Gluing "IT" together LOL is to strange,funny to be fiction lol
Have heard some good ones or maybe made? some myself.
I was once arrested with my whole work crew AND FOREMAN from a construction site. HE had to call in for us lol The boss told him ALL of us had to call in individually or WE WOULD ALL BE FIRED!!!! lol
Thank goodness the jailer was nice & let us all make individual calls right then. UHHHH! I won't be in today because? or I MIGHT make it IF they let us post bond lol That ole boy was MAD,we worked over time,without xtra pay, to make up for getting the rest of the job behind.
My experience tells me most common reason is hungover. Peace. Rick
Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#18 Oct 12, 2012
wichita-rick wrote:
LOL Boy some very funny reasons,would love to hear some of them from a school,I can imagine they are even more creative.
Gluing "IT" together LOL is to strange,funny to be fiction lol
Have heard some good ones or maybe made? some myself.
I was once arrested with my whole work crew AND FOREMAN from a construction site. HE had to call in for us lol The boss told him ALL of us had to call in individually or WE WOULD ALL BE FIRED!!!! lol
Thank goodness the jailer was nice & let us all make individual calls right then. UHHHH! I won't be in today because? or I MIGHT make it IF they let us post bond lol That ole boy was MAD,we worked over time,without xtra pay, to make up for getting the rest of the job behind.
My experience tells me most common reason is hungover. Peace. Rick
...dang Rick...what kind of hell were y'all raising for the entire crew to get arrested...sounds like y'all were having fun...hope you remember it...LOL...

“More Brains Than .....”

Level 6

Since: Sep 11

..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#19 Oct 12, 2012
I've got 24 hr cancer. I'll be in tomorrow.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#20 Oct 12, 2012
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...dang Rick...what kind of hell were y'all raising for the entire crew to get arrested...sounds like y'all were having fun...hope you remember it...LOL...
LOL Remember maybe? But yes all to well!
A bit of irony perhaps,(you are posting from La.)because that was while working,in Las Vegas(memorable) with a CAJUN scaffold crew,VERY notorious for their drinking & he## raisin,that incident turned into one of MANY with those guys lol & truly was a case of HE DID IT,no HE DID IT, so they just took ALL OF US lol Small town cajun/hicks meet BIG CITY rules lol, the foreman was asked to leave the club for being LOUD so we were ALL leaving,the bouncers pushed him ,lol OOPS!!!! They have serious rules in tourist meccas like Vegas,they just arrest EVERYBODY & sort it out later lol.wild times with those guys,the joke was always they should just have their OWN bondsman when they traveled lol. Peace. Rick

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