The Endless Rhyme

Since: Nov 08

United States

#225 Nov 9, 2008
Debra27 wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey, don't worry, it's okay,
I've had a wonderful time today.
I still think you're sweet and fine
and consider you a pal of mine!
That's good to know, and swell to hear
Because to me, you are quite dear
Topix has a funny way
of changing people day to day

Since: Nov 08

United States

#226 Nov 9, 2008
An owl once asked how many licks
to get to a tootiepop's middle
Before to long he took a bite
And spoil'd the whole damm riddle

“Maytime”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#227 Nov 9, 2008
Krell wrote:
Once upon a summers night
I came upon a frightful sight
Mom forgot to lock the doors
And I saw daddy with no drawers
Poor Daddy's face went red, I bet
As red as you'd have seen it yet!
But red as that was, he'd be more red still
if he was seen with his hand in the till!

Since: Nov 08

United States

#228 Nov 9, 2008
Found out today the microwave
is not for cooking eggs
The eggs were old and not kept cold
And then out popped two legs

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#229 Nov 9, 2008
let's give them the hey ,we keep the hoes,and we party to the break of dawn.

Since: Nov 08

United States

#230 Nov 9, 2008
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Poor Daddy's face went red, I bet
As red as you'd have seen it yet!
But red as that was, he'd be more red still
if he was seen with his hand in the till!
If you think that story's bad,
I tell you it gets worse
He just had an enema
from a hospice nurse

Since: Nov 08

United States

#231 Nov 9, 2008
I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony
but trolls like "sales" make it seem
impossible to me

Since: Nov 08

United States

#232 Nov 9, 2008
Posting all these rhymes today
Has surely taxed my brain
I think that it's official now
I'm sure I've gone insane

Since: Nov 08

United States

#233 Nov 9, 2008
I got caught on another thread
One more time and I'll be dead
I had to make another rhyme
to justify my "overtime"

Since: Nov 08

United States

#234 Nov 9, 2008
GeorgiaQueen wrote:
<quoted text>
A party for a little lass..
at this age is full of sass.
Cake and hats and balloons galore..
A princess party for a girl thats four!
So tell me how the party went
A Birthday card I should have sent
I did send one to Debra's Teddy
But for your child I was not ready

Since: Nov 08

United States

#235 Nov 9, 2008
OK, that's it! I've had enough
I can't keep making up this stuff
Someone please reply to me
And put me out of misery

Since: Nov 08

United States

#236 Nov 9, 2008
Did you laugh, and are you happy
Now my rhymes are getting ....slappy
I think that I will go get drunk
Because this last one really stunk

“Welcome to the Jungle!”

Level 4

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#237 Nov 9, 2008
Alas, I've had enough you see
This rhyming's got the best of me
Perhaps again, another day
I'll tread upon this thread, I may
too be or not to be

Bellefonte, PA

#238 Nov 9, 2008
VeeTwin wrote:
OK, that's it! I've had enough
I can't keep making up this stuff
Someone please reply to me
And put me out of misery
to each his own i will say
you have done a good job for today
i can't stay long for night is due
keep on trucking see you at noon

“Welcome to the Jungle!”

Level 4

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#239 Nov 9, 2008
VeeTwin wrote:
OK, that's it! I've had enough
I can't keep making up this stuff
Someone please reply to me
And put me out of misery
Ok VeeTwin, with words you win,
a final chance for me to rhyme
and save your sanity in the nick of time.
Please be assured the pleasure is mine!

Since: Nov 08

United States

#240 Nov 9, 2008
Bagheera wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok VeeTwin, with words you win,
a final chance for me to rhyme
and save your sanity in the nick of time.
Please be assured the pleasure is mine!
Thank you B, you're very kind
I thought I was alone
You helped me out and saved my mind
You've thrown this dog a bone (lol!!)

“Ain't life great !”

Level 1

Since: Dec 07

"Last Post Winner"

#241 Nov 9, 2008
VeeTwin wrote:
<quoted text>
Thank you B, you're very kind
I thought I was alone
You helped me out and saved my mind
You've thrown this dog a bone (lol!!)
A Bone you got, my how sad
i"m sure it did not make you glad
I would have been much more bold
I would have gave you a pound of Gold!

Since: Nov 08

United States

#242 Nov 9, 2008
I've sat here all day posting rhymes
And made myself laugh a few times
I'm going to bed
to rest my head
I'm out of Corona and limes

“Welcome to the Jungle!”

Level 4

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#243 Nov 9, 2008
Silas wrote:
<quoted text>
A Bone you got, my how sad
i"m sure it did not make you glad
I would have been much more bold
I would have gave you a pound of Gold!
If truth be told
your gold's been sold
to buy your soul
back from a troll!

(just toying with you Silas!):P

Since: Nov 08

United States

#244 Nov 9, 2008
Silas wrote:
<quoted text>
A Bone you got, my how sad
i"m sure it did not make you glad
I would have been much more bold
I would have gave you a pound of Gold!
A bone is good with me
A metaphore, you see?
Considered reward
I feel like I've scored
Better it could never be

I guess I need to start a limerick thread..
Or just shut up and go to bed
Ut-oh I'm still doing it
I hope that I can stop this... umm...LOL!!!!

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