You're as much use as....

“Taste great in milk!”

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Since: Aug 08

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#22 Feb 20, 2013
A cow at a hog-calling party.

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#23 Feb 20, 2013
..a burned out light bulb...

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#24 Feb 20, 2013
A yeast infection without any monistat 7

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#25 Feb 20, 2013
chicken's eyelashes ....

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#26 Feb 20, 2013
a chocolate fire guard ......

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#27 Feb 20, 2013
rocking horse poo.......

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#28 Feb 20, 2013
as a businessman from Massachusetts.

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#29 Feb 20, 2013
a blonde

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#30 Feb 20, 2013
Lips on a chicken

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Right here under my thumb

#31 Feb 20, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
Lips on a chicken
Ok, gotta' ask...first lipstick on a pig and now lips on a chicken?

I see a very disturbing pattern developing here.

:o)

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#32 Feb 20, 2013
an electric fork.

“If you're happy & you know it”

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clap your hands!

#33 Feb 20, 2013
Ok,M69, how about this one....

As useful as a one legged pole dancer.

Better?:~p

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#34 Feb 20, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
Ok,M69, how about this one....
As useful as a one legged pole dancer.
Better?:~p
Lemme guess...he name was Ilene?

“If you're happy & you know it”

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clap your hands!

#35 Feb 20, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Lemme guess...he name was Ilene?
No. It was Irene...she was oriental.

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#36 Feb 20, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>No. It was Irene...she was oriental.
Lol...

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Great State of Oklahoma!

#38 Feb 20, 2013
GenOmazing wrote:
A male shoe shopping, highly feminine, Siamese twin. At least the fats chicks think he's great.
Whatup Ferrerman?

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#40 Feb 22, 2013
as much use as a box of frogs....
Taffy

Fort Worth, TX

#41 Feb 22, 2013
As a two dollar [email protected]...
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#42 Feb 22, 2013
Did someone just call me?

“Cat's rule”

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and dog's drool :-)

#43 Feb 22, 2013
... a grey box posting by a moron.

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