Man: Iíve bedded over 100 women... but I donít have a penis

Mar 18, 2013 Full story: www.thesun.co.uk 39
With his good looks and charming patter, itís easy to see why Andrew Wardle is a hit with the ladies. Full Story
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“So, what's the speed of dark??”

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#1 Mar 18, 2013
Apparently there are some other skills which have evolved out of necessity.... :-)
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#2 Mar 18, 2013
Now I understand about that crazy offbeat story about a baby elephant getting it's trunk snatched,,,,
(better watch the biscuits on that dinner date. It's a muscle reflex,,ya might wanna put a book in the rear of your pants,,,,,,)lol

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#3 Mar 18, 2013
instead of making this new penis out of his arm, they should use a FOOT.

lol

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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#4 Mar 18, 2013
There are many ways to get your freak on and many ways to find satisfaction without a penis...

I wish him the best of luck..:)
FLID

Medford, NY

#5 Mar 18, 2013
I think I know who ended up with the extra penis length........

“Raising hell since 1989”

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#6 Mar 18, 2013
Then you must be loaded!
SESCOMM

Catasauqua, PA

#7 Mar 18, 2013
Wishing him the best of luck. It's a tough surgery and a tougher admission. Kudos to the medical team who can do all that.

“Mrs_E”

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#8 Mar 18, 2013
Where do I begin?
A man admitting he doesnt have a penis...even with a penis the size of his , well,, arm.... he is always gonna be the man with no penis..even with a penis...
If I see him at the WalmartS, Im gonna be like..HEY ! arent you the guy with no penis?
and he will say, not anymore missy, its the size of my arm now...and Im gonna give him my phone number....
wow

“I know where you are,”

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Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#9 Mar 18, 2013
reebie wrote:
Where do I begin?
A man admitting he doesnt have a penis...even with a penis the size of his , well,, arm.... he is always gonna be the man with no penis..even with a penis...
If I see him at the WalmartS, Im gonna be like..HEY ! arent you the guy with no penis?
and he will say, not anymore missy, its the size of my arm now...and Im gonna give him my phone number....
wow
Just don't shake hands with him!!!

“Mrs_E”

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#10 Mar 18, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Just don't shake hands with him!!!
LMAO!! Everyone likes a good firm handshake Mil!
damm......!!!.
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#11 Mar 18, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Just don't shake hands with him!!!
(Unless your a Catholic Priest)

lol!!!

I guess it can open and close it's own zipper as well!!!!!
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#12 Mar 18, 2013
OK, so now I have unwanted visions of arm wrestling going on in my head..........

8-|

“Raising hell since 1989”

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#13 Mar 18, 2013
Shorty

Avon Lake, OH

#14 Mar 18, 2013
reebie wrote:
Where do I begin?
A man admitting he doesnt have a penis...even with a penis the size of his , well,, arm.... he is always gonna be the man with no penis..even with a penis...
If I see him at the WalmartS, Im gonna be like..HEY ! arent you the guy with no penis?
and he will say, not anymore missy, its the size of my arm now...and Im gonna give him my phone number....
wow
Its tough being short. Especially rough in the sack when the question 'Is it in' is raised. ;)

“Yeah, but...”

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MILKY WAY

#15 Mar 18, 2013
Sure. That's what he Ayla's now.
The truth is that he's to cheap to buy a condom.

“Mrs_E”

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#16 Mar 18, 2013
Shorty wrote:
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Its tough being short. Especially rough in the sack when the question 'Is it in' is raised. ;)
:)

xo

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#17 Mar 18, 2013
Sounds like a PR problem tooooo me!!!!

“please drop some $$ in that”

Since: Jun 08

...Salvation Army bucket...

#18 Mar 18, 2013
...100 wimmins.....no pecker?!.......

so THAT'S what i was doin' wrong.....(OS walks off, mutterin' to himself....last heard to say "i'm not cuttin' it off".......)
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#19 Mar 18, 2013
Yeah, he really needs to get one.
I've had mine for ever.
It's been great for me and quite a few lovely women.

When he orders his, should get the x-large, without hesitation.
Yen Ying

Duluth, GA

#20 Mar 19, 2013
I don't Play!

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