Who likes to fart?
tha GasMeister

Casper, WY

#228 May 22, 2010
XHuman wrote:
You people are disgusting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =k7TUfuShRmsXX&NR=1
---I Shor hope so!!
tha GasMeister

Casper, WY

#229 May 22, 2010
SOUL FOOD.
--A case of HOT BLATZ BEER with lots of salty peanuts in every can, and a steamy plate of UNTREATED LIMA BEANS (with a bunch of hot chili's).--THAT WILL TOOT YOUR HORN--
I Jus Luvs to Furt!!
tha GasMeister

Casper, WY

#230 May 22, 2010
Sorry about the double post.--

--Do you know what happens when you pass gas in church???
--The preacher will make you sit in your own Pew!!
--OUCH!!--PEEUUWIE!!
tha GasMeister

Casper, WY

#231 May 22, 2010
Arminius wrote:
Ahhhh! Farts, the best things in life are FREE!
--Ah'll drink to that!!
--Ya gotta watch out for them jucy ones!--they'll sneek up on ya.
--I jus hate gettin' sid mark in my shorts!!!
--P-O-O-O-O-T!-- See!!-- what did I just tell'ya!!
Mr Al Grop

Casper, WY

#232 May 22, 2010
kday1_200 wrote:
is this about "FARTS"
what the hell?
you know you can fart, just like the cows. One day we will have no glaciers.......... you farting ass peeps...... hold that methane(sp) gasses in your body!!
That way we only worry about spontanious combustion(sp).
That way you kill your self and not the rest of the world..........
HOLD YOUR FARTS!!!
DON'T KILL ME WITH YOUR GASSES!!
--I'll drink to that Bro!
--In fact, I'll drink and pass gas to most anything!!--butt, only when I'm in the ORAL ORFICE-----P-O-O-O-O-T!!!,--(e xcuse me!!)
Mr Al GORP

Casper, WY

#233 May 22, 2010
Sorry-- I meant GORP not Grop-- oh well, who cares anyway.
Mr Al GORP

Casper, WY

#234 May 22, 2010
I like to pass gas when I'm the 'F-rt Box' giving confession.--It cleanses the soul!! It also cleanses the priest's sinuses!!--Tee Hee.
Mr Al GORP

Casper, WY

#235 May 22, 2010
MeanandNasty wrote:
It's better to fart the fart and bear the shame then squelch the fart and bear the pain.
-----WHAT??----Why Iive never F-rted in my life!!
Mr Al GORP

Casper, WY

#236 May 22, 2010
oops! "I've"

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#237 Nov 11, 2013
I cook up a mean pot of chili. Mean, cruel, EPA-banned, ozone-destroying, AlGore-upsetting fart-generating chili.

The kind of farts that lay in the livingroom couch cushion and are still laying their waiting for you to return two commercial breaks later when you figured they'd have dissipated by then.

The kind that drive the dog to the basement.

The kind that leave you wondering 'Say, how long has that wallpaper been curled up like that?'

The kind that set off the smoke alarm down the hallway.

The kind that involve hazmat and fire rescue with self-contained breathing apparatus.

“Grand Canyon”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#238 Nov 11, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
I cook up a mean pot of chili. Mean, cruel, EPA-banned, ozone-destroying, AlGore-upsetting fart-generating chili.
The kind of farts that lay in the livingroom couch cushion and are still laying their waiting for you to return two commercial breaks later when you figured they'd have dissipated by then.
The kind that drive the dog to the basement.
The kind that leave you wondering 'Say, how long has that wallpaper been curled up like that?'
The kind that set off the smoke alarm down the hallway.
The kind that involve hazmat and fire rescue with self-contained breathing apparatus.
When I make chili, I have to fire up the camp stove and cook it outside. My husband likes the chili's from New Mexico used in his so I take my portion out and simmer it separately.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#239 Nov 12, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
When I make chili, I have to fire up the camp stove and cook it outside. My husband likes the chili's from New Mexico used in his so I take my portion out and simmer it separately.
Yes indeed. It's the half cup or so of green chiles I put in it that makes it good.

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#240 Nov 12, 2013
It's starting to get cold up here, time to break out my chili cooking pot and do my part for global warming.

“Grand Canyon”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#241 Nov 12, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes indeed. It's the half cup or so of green chiles I put in it that makes it good.
Uggg, it burns my eyes just thinking about it!

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Hoosierville

#242 Nov 13, 2013
Who likes to fart?

Who said we had a choice?

I've even installed a 'muffler'.

Usually some time during the day I set on the throne and -make music-... I haven't started recording yet ... but soon.
My 1st recording will be called "Beans & Beer"

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Hoosierville

#243 Nov 13, 2013
I swear to you I wrote the above before I found this on GOOGLE ('i' love google)(ain't noth'n ya can't find on there:
This video reminds me so much of myself it's embarrassing.

“& My Favorite Dog Muttley ”

Level 10

Since: Nov 07

Myrtle Beach, SC

#244 Nov 13, 2013

“Grand Canyon”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#245 Nov 20, 2013
It's going to be in the 60's here tomorrow so I'm making some chili!

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#246 Nov 25, 2013
May I ask what's the purpose of this thread?
Dr Obvious

Huntington, NY

#247 Nov 25, 2013
Spirit67_ wrote:
May I ask what's the purpose of this thread?
Uh......to find out who likes to fart.

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