Maine Ear Biter Cleared of Assault Ch...

Maine Ear Biter Cleared of Assault Charges

There are 20 comments on the ABC News story from Jul 3, 2014, titled Maine Ear Biter Cleared of Assault Charges. In it, ABC News reports that:

A Maine man who bit off the portion of another man's ear during a fight has been has been acquitted of assault charges.

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Shirvel s Shrivel

Philadelphia, PA

#1 Jul 3, 2014
As defense counsel I pointed out that my client only put pepper on the ear before digging in, not salt.

Sodium levels in the American diet are no trivial matter, by the way.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#2 Jul 3, 2014
AS Antnony Bourdain sez,,them cartolige stuff iz good,,,,,

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Spotted World

#3 Jul 3, 2014
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears...

“.WHERE DID”

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#4 Jul 4, 2014
it is done here every day ...

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#5 Jul 4, 2014
tora tora tora wrote:
it is done here every day ...
At least chew ears and bite heads off.
Latter Day Taints

Philadelphia, PA

#6 Jul 4, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears...
Rend me your ears.

That was then, this is now.

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#7 Jul 4, 2014
like yesteryear
ovi

Los Angeles, CA

#8 Jul 4, 2014
Hi i am ovi

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Formerly From Kenya

#9 Jul 4, 2014
The hearing was cut short.

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#10 Jul 4, 2014
Latter Day Taints wrote:
<quoted text>
Rend me your ears.
That was then, this is now.
Well, they lent ears and cut off heads. Now we just bite off ears. And I like your version of Mark Anthony's speech.

I know, you don't want me to post to you, but I'm seeing spots at the moment, and everything seems to be spinning, and I can't even feel my fingertips. Margarita feels so good! But I probably should not have drank on an empty stomach. Now I think I have heartburn.

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Formerly From Kenya

#11 Jul 4, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Well, they lent ears and cut off heads. Now we just bite off ears. And I like your version of Mark Anthony's speech.
I know, you don't want me to post to you, but I'm seeing spots at the moment, and everything seems to be spinning, and I can't even feel my fingertips. Margarita feels so good! But I probably should not have drank on an empty stomach. Now I think I have heartburn.
Couple of tums and a microwave baked potato and then just watch some local fireworks...perfect cure for what ails ya.
Latter Day Taints

Philadelphia, PA

#12 Jul 4, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
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I know, you don't want me to post to you
I could care less. I was mocking your bizarre demands that certain (or any) poster not reply to you, and I'll do it again. Public message boards don't work that way. You don't control them.

Alcohol has nothing to do with your seeing things and spinning out of control. That's a given.

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#13 Jul 4, 2014
I never said I did control them. If others know you don't like them, they are obligated to leave you alone. Maybe you don't respect yourself enough to demand respect, but that is on you. But when I ask others not to speak to me, that is my right and between me and them. Everyone who is a good person will respect the personal wishes of others regardless of where they are. Interactions are interactions and morals don't become irrelevant in ANY context. But I don't think these are the "fireworks" that the founding fathers had in mind.

Actually, I don't see things, but I was making that up. I am a spotted girl, so shouldn't I see spots? And yes, things don't spin when I don't drink. If you were to spin for me, I wouldn't need to drink, would I?

You might consider a frontal lobotomy, but I'll take the bottle in front of me.

And it is all cool.:-) I now know what Gordon Lightfoot meant when he sang about getting to feeling better while feeling no pain.

Enjoy your Independence day!

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#14 Jul 4, 2014
justaguess wrote:
The hearing was cut short.
Huh?

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#15 Jul 4, 2014
ovi wrote:
Hi i am ovi
Hi Ovi! That is an interesting name.

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#16 Jul 4, 2014
Latter Day Taints wrote:
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I could care less. I was mocking your bizarre demands that certain (or any) poster not reply to you, and I'll do it again. Public message boards don't work that way. You don't control them.
Alcohol has nothing to do with your seeing things and spinning out of control. That's a given.
nor do you , but advertizing your stupidity .. has been a huge success for you

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#17 Jul 4, 2014
bet a buck he does
Latter Day Taints

Philadelphia, PA

#18 Jul 4, 2014
tora tora tora wrote:
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nor do you , but advertizing your stupidity .. has been a huge success for you
As for you, on the other hand, alcohol is definitely playing a role.

Burp.

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#19 Jul 4, 2014
bet a buck he does ......

see he did ... As for you, on the other hand, alcohol is definitely playing a role.

Burp.

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#20 Jul 5, 2014
tora tora tora wrote:
bet a buck he does ......
see he did ... As for you, on the other hand, alcohol is definitely playing a role.
Burp.
LOL..yepper..

Ol' PA hasn't figured out the difference between biting off a lobe and chewing off an ear...as of yet..either way it's definitely a wax off vs a wax on situation..

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