Police: Pa. dad left pot in son's Elmo bag

Apr 9, 2010 Full story: WHDH 29

Police say a Pennsylvania father went to his son's elementary school to retrieve nearly four ounces of marijuana from the kindergartner's Elmo backpack.

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#1 Apr 9, 2010
Elmo is already tripp'n enough without the extra dope attached to it, dad!
Myopia

Ravena, NY

#2 Apr 9, 2010
Kid already sold it by the time he got there.
was-burg steve

Everetts, NC

#3 Apr 9, 2010
Now we know why Elmo is always in such a good mood. What a doofus...

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Doylestown, PA

#4 Apr 9, 2010
$100k bond for four ounces, elementary school mixed in or no?

Imagine the bail had it been a Big Bird backpack rather than just an Elmo one.

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Pot don't Make You Stupid,...

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#6 Apr 9, 2010
well this is a "tickle me elmo" story

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#7 Apr 9, 2010
Actually this is absolutely horrendous if it really did happen.
Parden pard

Bethlehem, PA

#8 Apr 9, 2010
I guess he ain't got no pot to pi$$ on,,or a dime to throw out for bail.....!

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#9 Apr 9, 2010
It's not pot, Principal, it's Majorium Spice.

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#10 Apr 9, 2010
tallyho wrote:
well this is a "tickle me elmo" story
Only that Elmo didn't need tickling. Just make faces at him and he'd be hysterical. Of course, Elmo would also be eating up everything.

Elmo's Got a Gun:


Sensimillia Street:
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Sesame Street Drug Bust:
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Sesame Street on crack
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Jim Beam

Medford, NY

#11 Apr 9, 2010
Just wait until his buyer finds out that his 4oz bag contains gummy bears.
gerri-berri

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#12 Apr 9, 2010
You can only hope that the kid grows up to be smarter than dumb*ss dad

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#13 Apr 9, 2010
Stephany McDowell wrote:
It's not pot, Principal, it's Majorium Spice.
Yes, I've used marjoram before. It is similar to oregano, though a bit milder, and both loosely resemble marijuana.

However, I am sure an experienced user would be suspicious to find their "weed" chopped that finely and evenly. The small growers/dealers cut it up by hand.
kookoodaddy

Peebles, OH

#14 Apr 9, 2010
jesus dont smoke dope

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Sparta, NJ

#15 Apr 9, 2010
I guess this loser father doesn't get father of the year award, lol!
Tommy Chong

Medford, NY

#16 Apr 9, 2010
kookoodaddy wrote:
jesus dont smoke dope
How do you know?

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#17 Apr 9, 2010
In Genesis God said "Partake Of Every Green Herb"! It hasn't been rewritten differently yet

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#18 Apr 9, 2010
Purple Gurl wrote:
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Yes, I've used marjoram before. It is similar to oregano, though a bit milder, and both loosely resemble marijuana.
However, I am sure an experienced user would be suspicious to find their "weed" chopped that finely and evenly. The small growers/dealers cut it up by hand.
Marjoram is just small-leafed basil. Not very good for smol=king I would imagine...

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#19 Apr 9, 2010
JM_Brazil wrote:
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Marjoram is just small-leafed basil. Not very good for smol=king I would imagine...
Well shucks, Its worth a try!

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#20 Apr 9, 2010
JM_Brazil wrote:
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Marjoram is just small-leafed basil. Not very good for smol=king I would imagine...
No. Not good for smoking, but I think you can add it to pizza sauce, though. hmmmm?

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