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Toledo

Pulaski, WI

#1 Feb 13, 2013

No matter what names you 350 lb. lard barrel posters go by, I believe most of you all look very similar sitting there...... To the right side of your monitor is a 12 lb. box of chocolate bon-bons. And to the left, you all have an opened can of cheap sardines and a cat named Mitzi.

Bwaaaaaa

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#2 Feb 13, 2013
Toledo wrote:
No matter what names you 350 lb. lard barrel posters go by, I believe most of you all look very similar sitting there...... To the right side of your monitor is a 12 lb. box of chocolate bon-bons. And to the left, you all have an opened can of cheap sardines and a cat named Mitzi.
Bwaaaaaa
Happy Valentines day "Toledo"
http://youtu.be/5NHLsrWAw9k

Ps Got the box of Whitmans you sent. Thanx baby. ;)

“n stuff..”

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#3 Feb 14, 2013
Toledo wrote:
No matter what names you 350 lb. lard barrel posters go by, I believe most of you all look very similar sitting there...... To the right side of your monitor is a 12 lb. box of chocolate bon-bons. And to the left, you all have an opened can of cheap sardines and a cat named Mitzi.
Bwaaaaaa
Wow, its like you know me!!
sortof..
to the right of me is a diet coke.. and cough drops,,and my cell phone..
to the left of me is a supersize blow up doll, designed to look like young elvis..

I dont have a cat, but I do have a stuffed pink bird that sings I want to be loved by you...I play the bird, when I bond with Elvis..

and right on my lap is my laptop, with facebook, ebay, topix. pinterest, yahoo and misc shopping sites open,,while I watch misc mindless reality tv... or god forbid,, the NEWS..
I think I have the american dream ....

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#4 Feb 14, 2013
Toledo wrote:
Bwaaaaaa
It's funny - I do believe that's the same sound Hoosier Hillbilly's goat makes every Saturday night.

Remarkable.
African Shallows

Medford, NY

#5 Feb 14, 2013
Toledo wrote:
No matter what names you 350 lb. lard barrel posters go by, I believe most of you all look very similar sitting there...... To the right side of your monitor is a 12 lb. box of chocolate bon-bons. And to the left, you all have an opened can of cheap sardines and a cat named Mitzi.
Bwaaaaaa
Yes yes Brutha!!!!!
LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#6 Feb 14, 2013
I gained 200+ pounds! Woo hoo! Last time I gained weight my boobs got bigger, hope it's the same this time. <peeks down shirt> Nope, they're no bigger! Drats!

(PS - to my left is a cup of coffee & a chunk of beryllium I got for my birthday and to my right are assorted desk top items, a chunk of amethyst and a turtle made out of soapstone)

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#7 Feb 14, 2013
Toledo wrote:
No matter what names you 350 lb. lard barrel posters go by, I believe most of you all look very similar sitting there...... To the right side of your monitor is a 12 lb. box of chocolate bon-bons. And to the left, you all have an opened can of cheap sardines and a cat named Mitzi.
Bwaaaaaa
You couldn't be wronger (wait, that's a word, right?) if you tried.

The chocolates are NOT bonbons, it's a Whitman's Sampler, and the cats name is Girl Kitty. So there, Nyah!

lol

“Maiden of Mayhem”

Since: May 08

OMFUG

#8 Feb 14, 2013
My cat's name is Bob Marley.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#9 Feb 14, 2013
victoria1 wrote:
My cat's name is Bob Marley.
Cool cat! My cat's name is Gilda Radner. My dog is Belushi. They just seem to go together!

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#10 Feb 14, 2013
"Lard barrel posters"

Hey, I think I know that song!!!

**********

"Roll it out, roll it out, roll out the barrel

Da-da-da da-da da-da da-da-da-da-da

Sing a song of good cheer,'cause the whole gang is here

Roll it out, roll it out, let's do the dance of the Lard Barrel Posters!!!"

“n stuff..”

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#11 Feb 14, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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Cool cat! My cat's name is Gilda Radner. My dog is Belushi. They just seem to go together!
love those names!!
maybe Ill name my stuffed pink bird Rosanna Rosannadanna!!
:)
LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#12 Feb 14, 2013
victoria1 wrote:
My cat's name is Bob Marley.
My kitty's name is Jaxen a/k/a Jackie Jax.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#13 Feb 14, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
love those names!!
maybe Ill name my stuffed pink bird Rosanna Rosannadanna!!
:)
LOL, Reebie! I have a new female puppy, Birdie, to breed to Belushi. The first male pups will be Farley and Hartman!
(yeah, I'm kinda like an SNL fanatic!)

“n stuff..”

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#14 Feb 14, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
"Lard barrel posters"
Hey, I think I know that song!!!
**********
"Roll it out, roll it out, roll out the barrel
Da-da-da da-da da-da da-da-da-da-da
Sing a song of good cheer,'cause the whole gang is here
Roll it out, roll it out, let's do the dance of the Lard Barrel Posters!!!"
You are a GD Polish triple threat M69!!!
Sing it loud!! Sing it proud!!

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#15 Feb 14, 2013
reebie wrote:
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You are a GD Polish triple threat M69!!!
Sing it loud!! Sing it proud!!
Careful...I did have 3 accordian lessons when I was 8 years old.

Do you polka?

***1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4...***

“n stuff..”

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#16 Feb 14, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL, Reebie! I have a new female puppy, Birdie, to breed to Belushi. The first male pups will be Farley and Hartman!
(yeah, I'm kinda like an SNL fanatic!)
lol, I think one of em should be named Churchlady..

lol

“n stuff..”

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#17 Feb 14, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Careful...I did have 3 accordian lessons when I was 8 years old.
Do you polka?
***1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4...***
No, Im from Korntown, I can do a mean Square dance tho..
Allemande left, and a do sa do.....
Sir Mix it UP

United States

#18 Feb 14, 2013
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I like lard barrels and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a lard barrel waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#19 Feb 14, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
You are a GD Polish triple threat M69!!!
Sing it loud!! Sing it proud!!
And...I am actually not Polish.

But you don't grow up in Brew City without learning how to polka!

“"Always Thinking"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#20 Feb 14, 2013
All 'i' got'a say is don't ever criticize one of 'my' "New Subject" posts!

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