Woof Woof, A question for dog lovers

Woof Woof, A question for dog lovers

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Coreless

Pulaski, WI

#1 Jan 6, 2013
Last year, while on a short vacation in Florida, we bought our first dog. We call him Champ. Champ is a big heavy fellow with short stocky legs, a big tail, and a snoot with about 200 teeth. Champ likes to hang out by the drainage ditch on the end of our property. Last week, Champ laid about a dozen eggs out there. Champ has also developed a taste for cats and has eaten most of the cats in the neighborhood. This begs the question.... should we be concerned about a possible deficency in Champs standard Purina diet?

Thank You

Coreless
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#2 Jan 6, 2013
Ummmm... Nooooo...
Its more of a behavioral issue.

Champ needs some good training. Instinct of course is to go after the cats.... But how is he getting a hold of all the neighbor cats?

You better get him fixed quick before he gets himself and you in crap!!

I'm a dog lover through and through. I own 6 rottis and a pug. Lol.

And trust me I know all about dogs with attitudes.

Get his behind into training or he's gonna be a bad one!!

Long story short. The diet is probably fine.

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#3 Jan 7, 2013
I would tie his ugly snoot together with duck tape and haul his a.. off to the nearest swamp.

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#4 Jan 7, 2013
A guy that's got a dog and don't know what kind it is has no business with a dog, should'a named him
Gator!

PS: The clue that led me to the conclusion +
(layed eggs)

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#5 Jan 7, 2013
Mmmmmmm...Alligator on a stick

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#6 Jan 7, 2013
Hey! it is good eating, steaks sometimes alittle tuff but very tasty. Also great cut in small chunks and deep-fryed after dunking in a beer breading.
flour-cornmeal-touch of brown sugar-egg, spices, and enough beer to make it dunkable.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#7 Jan 7, 2013
I would have named him "Landry"! Hahaha!

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#8 Jan 7, 2013
Sorry,'i' don't get it?
Maybe "Kitty Delight"

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#9 Jan 7, 2013
... 200 teeth i would have named him gummy bear ...

... somethings to watch for are small stuff like mailmen buttons or dog tags or an ocassional shoe ...

... plus i draw the line when they start scootin their arse across the floor ... but thats in a later chapter ...
Chapter Too

Houston, TX

#10 Jan 8, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... 200 teeth i would have named him gummy bear ...
... somethings to watch for are small stuff like mailmen buttons or dog tags or an ocassional shoe ...
... plus i draw the line when they start scootin their arse across the floor ... but thats in a later chapter ...
"That's gonna leave a mark"



http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Level 3

Since: Dec 12

United States

#11 Jan 8, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
A guy that's got a dog and don't know what kind it is has no business with a dog, should'a named him
Gator!
PS: The clue that led me to the conclusion +
(layed eggs)
The eggs were a dead give away:) lol

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