Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

#69 Jun 27, 2012
you replaced the aluminum siding on your house just to have beer money.

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#70 Jun 27, 2012
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
you replaced the aluminum siding on your house just to have beer money.
if you've repaired a muffler with beer cans and duct tape
Geno

Columbus, OH

#71 Jun 27, 2012
If you tell everyone on Offbeat that you have a distribution business, three houses, and a Hummer when in reality you live in a relative's basement and you don't have jacksh!t.

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#72 Jun 27, 2012
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
you don't know when to get off this damn site!
""See ya in the morn'n!""
Funny. Thanks for the LOL!!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#73 Jun 27, 2012
When you use cardboard boxes to make gaskets for the engine in your car.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

#74 Jun 27, 2012
the Rebel flag is still hanging in your livingroom window - curtain...NO blind!

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#75 Jun 27, 2012
If your truck is cleaner than your kids.
bUFFALO sNOT

Los Angeles, CA

#76 Jun 27, 2012
....iF YOUR ENTIRE SENSE OF SELF-WORTH IS TIED UP IN WHETHER OR NOT YOU GET IN THE LAST WORD ON OFFBEAT...
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

#77 Jun 28, 2012
Hunglo wrote:
If your truck is cleaner than your kids.
good 1!

@ least one wheel&tire on your car is a donut spare

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#78 Jun 28, 2012
....when you test to see if your cigarette lighter is working while you are pumping gas!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#79 Jun 28, 2012
...your grandfather, father and brother are all the same person.

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#80 Jun 28, 2012
If you invite all of your neighbors over because your "ol' lady" now has the biggest hooters in the trailer park

Level 4

Since: Jun 12

You don't even know about.....

#81 Jun 28, 2012
You might be a red neck if you had a wild crazy night w/ a sucker fish who would not leave the neck alone!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

#82 Jun 28, 2012
you decided to cut firewood today?
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

#83 Jun 29, 2012
you got more than 1 "blood sucker" on your neck:
...'i' think that is what WildMountainHoney (WMH)
was refering too...
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

#84 Jun 29, 2012
you were born with your pajamas
Mad Man

Brownstown, IN

#87 Jun 30, 2012
Board shows 18 hours ago-last post didn't register 'i'guess?
Hoosier Hillbilly

Milltown, IN

#88 Jul 1, 2012
you know dozens of ways to open a beer, bottle or can:
car door latch
screwdriver blade on pocket knife
the 2 good 'toothes' you have left
belt buckle
find hard surface-place bottle @ angle to-it-slap lefthand down on rit hand holding bottle-vela!
most anything you carry in your tool box which your never without
etc:

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#89 Jul 1, 2012
You display a beer can wind chime on your home.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#91 Jul 1, 2012
If you accidentally swallow one of your false teeth, and you get it back after your morning crap.

If you have a rusted up Dodge Dakota with "ya its a Hemi" sticker on your windsheild.

If you've ever used nylons for a fan belt.

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