You might be a redneck if

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Since: May 12

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#330 Oct 20, 2012
How long before "v" gets its chance to shine?

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Since: Mar 12

We All Need A LiL Sunshine

#331 Oct 20, 2012
Hey there "Renegade" hope you are good these days.Nice to see you dear friend.:O)

Someone ask for your ID and you show them your belt buckle!!!

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Since: Mar 12

Jamestown, ny

#332 Oct 21, 2012
If you think you have 12 years of schooling because you graduated 6 grade twice.

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Need A LiL Sunshine

#333 Oct 21, 2012
A hefty bag taped over where your window suppose to be..

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#334 Oct 21, 2012
If you have a riding mower painted to match the car of you're favorite NASCAR driver.

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Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#335 Oct 21, 2012
...all your siblings are girls and you're wearing hand-me-downs...

“Fastest Girl In Town!!!!!”

Level 3

Since: Oct 12

100% JERSEY GIRL

#336 Oct 21, 2012
....you call your mother-in-law "Talladega" because she is three cars wide.

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Need A LiL Sunshine

#337 Oct 21, 2012
.......You go to the creek to bath

“Fastest Girl In Town!!!!!”

Level 3

Since: Oct 12

100% JERSEY GIRL

#338 Oct 21, 2012
....you have been married 4 times and still have the same in-laws

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

I See A Rainbow!

#339 Oct 21, 2012
"Might have a Red Ribbon around their Neck everyday... Never taking it off.."

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Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#340 Oct 21, 2012
If your power windows are operated by a battery powered mixer...

“Fastest Girl In Town!!!!!”

Level 3

Since: Oct 12

100% JERSEY GIRL

#341 Oct 21, 2012
.....your Dad walks ya to school because you're in the same grade.

Level 2

Since: Mar 12

Jamestown, ny

#342 Oct 26, 2012
If you ever claimed your hunting dogs as dependents on your tax forms.

Level 2

Since: Mar 12

Jamestown, ny

#343 Oct 26, 2012
If you have ever spit out a wad of chewing tabaccoo during a job interview...and got hired anyway!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

#344 Oct 26, 2012
the siding on your house is called "patch work".

“Fastest Girl In Town!!!!!”

Level 3

Since: Oct 12

100% JERSEY GIRL

#345 Oct 26, 2012
....if the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

#347 Oct 27, 2012
your wife is only 2nd to your hound and truck.
Igloos are blue

Quakertown, PA

#348 Oct 27, 2012
If you have mud fights til your teth are chattering.

“Antisocialistic”

Level 2

Since: May 12

Lake Charles, LA

#349 Oct 27, 2012
If you don't know how to spell teeth.

“Antisocialistic”

Level 2

Since: May 12

Lake Charles, LA

#350 Oct 27, 2012
Sorry igloos are blue, I couldn't pass that one up. Lol

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