You might be a redneck if
Hoosier Hillbilly

Goshen, IN

#279 Oct 11, 2012
you treat your dog better than your kids.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Almost Half Way There...

#280 Oct 11, 2012
your christmas lights stays up all year long
Hoosier Hillbilly

Goshen, IN

#281 Oct 11, 2012
Princess, there sure 'r many (rednecks) in IN,OH, and KY,specially them white icicle lights hanging
whop-a-shawed from front porches.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#282 Oct 11, 2012
Your best sofa is the rear seat from a 68 Pontiac.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

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Almost Half Way There...

#283 Oct 11, 2012
you make a swing out of your sofa!!!

thats true HH there are alot around where I live to,they just call theirselfs hilbillies not rednecks..

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#284 Oct 11, 2012
You played banjo in your high school band.
PRINCESS HAYSTACKS

Dover, OH

#285 Oct 11, 2012
Princess Hey wrote:
you make a swing out of your sofa!!!
FYI - use the heavy chains porker.

“USS Bainbridge CGN-25”

Level 5

Since: Jun 11

San Diego Pier 5

#286 Oct 11, 2012
You attempt to cook a squirrel on your apartment balcony using a propane torch, and end up setting your entire apartment complex on fire.
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#287 Oct 11, 2012
If the tin foil on your rabbit ears was left over from grillin' a possum.

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#288 Oct 11, 2012
You are engaged in a long term divorce battle with your wife over a hunting dog!
cletus

Corona, CA

#289 Oct 11, 2012
RocksQuarry wrote:
You attempt to cook a squirrel on your apartment balcony using a propane torch, and end up setting your entire apartment complex on fire.
I use just a touch of nutmeg and thyme on my squirrel...helps to mask the propane flavor left on its hide after being torched.

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Almost Half Way There...

#290 Oct 11, 2012
redneck if your toilet is used as a planter in front yard...
Hoosier Hillbilly

Goshen, IN

#291 Oct 11, 2012
the following means absolutely nothing to you:

US unfunded Liabilities $120,972,105,000,000.oo
=Amount increases $1 Million every 3 seconds=approx
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#292 Oct 11, 2012
If uncle-daddy tells you about the birds and the bees and your purtty 14 year old cousin down on the creek.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

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#293 Oct 11, 2012
redneck if you have a bathtub in front yard for a fish pond!!!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Goshen, IN

#294 Oct 11, 2012
you use the bathtub to lounge in.

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#295 Oct 11, 2012
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
the following means absolutely nothing to you:
US unfunded Liabilities $120,972,105,000,000.oo
=Amount increases $1 Million every 3 seconds=approx
...... is uh.... is that actually true?
Hoosier Hillbilly

Roanoke, IN

#297 Oct 12, 2012
Rene I promise it's true:
Currently it's
$120,983,830,ooo,ooo.oo
increasing $1 Million every 6 seconds-slowed down from yesterday-it's Friday

you keep track of stuff 'malarkey' like this.
yes I've got some irish in me also.
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#299 Oct 12, 2012
Yep!!

'Ol Joe put on a show, was anyone really surprized.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Roanoke, IN

#300 Oct 12, 2012
Grin and snear laugh and jer Joe

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