You might be a redneck if

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#254 Oct 9, 2012
Princess Hey wrote:
you might be a redneck if you burn your yard instead of mowing it!!!
Or use a goat instead of a lawn mower.

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#255 Oct 9, 2012
Prep-for-Dep wrote:
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Or use a goat instead of a lawn mower.
then put a saddle on the goat and refer to it as a riding lawn mower.

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#256 Oct 9, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>then put a saddle on the goat and refer to it as a riding lawn mower.
Then would reins be considered cutting hight adjustment?
Hoosier Hillbilly

Wolflake, IN

#257 Oct 9, 2012
you had the grass mowed and found your riding mower
right where you left it.

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#259 Oct 9, 2012
You are offered, and accept, a wad of chewing tobacco during a job interview.

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#260 Oct 9, 2012
If the appearance of a Skoal Can ring on the back pocket of your jeans means they are finally "broken in".

“To contract new debts...”

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is not the way to pay old ones

#262 Oct 9, 2012
If you've ever had to say,"It's OK, she's my second cousin!"

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#263 Oct 9, 2012
Hahahahahahaha!!!
Or if youve ever, even once, had to remove a gearbox to take a bath.

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#264 Oct 9, 2012
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
you had the grass mowed and found your riding mower
right where you left it.
Or the carcass gets tangled in the blades..

“Want A Friend, Be One”

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Smiling :o) all the way....

#265 Oct 9, 2012
might be a redneck if your property has been mistaken for a recycling center!!!!

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Rville

#266 Oct 9, 2012
if the new bathroom sink is still on the floor after all these years......

2202...ding...ding...ding!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Wolflake, IN

#267 Oct 9, 2012
you take your jeans off and stand'm in the corner.
and your socks look like they still have feet in'm.

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#268 Oct 9, 2012
Princess Hey wrote:
might be a redneck if your property has been mistaken for a recycling center!!!!
One of the more dangerous things you can do here is rent a skip. If you do, then hide it! Because people will literally burst out of the ground like an underground army to put stuff in it!

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Smiling :o) all the way....

#269 Oct 9, 2012
Might be a redneck if you've used your ironing board for a buffet table!!!

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#271 Oct 10, 2012
You have a great tan, but when you take your white t-shirt off it looks like you're still wearing it.

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Smiling :o) all the way....

#272 Oct 10, 2012
redneck if you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say cool whip on the sides.!!!

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#273 Oct 10, 2012
Your "sewage system" is a pipe leading to the creek.

“To contract new debts...”

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is not the way to pay old ones

#275 Oct 10, 2012
if you take some of these posts personally

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#277 Oct 10, 2012
Redneck if you go to the dump and bring back more than you took
PRINCESS HAYSTACKS

Dover, OH

#278 Oct 10, 2012
If your A/C stops working in your trailer and you can't afford to get it fixed.

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