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#233
Oct 7, 2012
 
You call the police on the scrapper that stole the 9 broken refrigerators from your front porch..

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#234
Oct 7, 2012
 
You hide cash under the mattress because you know no thief would think to check the front yard.
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Oct 7, 2012
 

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now .....'i' get it. The mattress is laying in the front yard. slick "1" Hoof Arted.

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#236
Oct 7, 2012
 
Your back porch doubles as your hunting camp.
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#237
Oct 7, 2012
 
you kill your deer off the baloney deck.
30-06-scope & tripod.

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#238
Oct 7, 2012
 
You hammer bottle caps on the front door to "spruce it up."

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#239
Oct 7, 2012
 
(And get lots of compliments on it.)

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#240
Oct 7, 2012
 
You think wearing a clean khaki shirt and blue jeans is dressing up.
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#241
Oct 7, 2012
 
if u thot the movie cowboys and aliens was another movie about the alamo.

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#242
Oct 8, 2012
 
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
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Oct 8, 2012
 

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taking a dump means going to Obama's presidentual
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PS: picture to follow>>>

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Oct 8, 2012
 

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Yuo have a motorcycle like this one.......

http://www.virgrin.com/pimages/vbp_images/hom...

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Oct 8, 2012
 

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Heh heh heh, or a family car like this...
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/R...
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Oct 8, 2012
 

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your only transportation is the redneck bus
Renegade_22 pictures above taking all the kids to
pick up their checks-Welfare.

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#248
Oct 8, 2012
 
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
your only transportation is the redneck bus
Renegade_22 pictures above taking all the kids to
pick up their checks-Welfare.
HEY my transportation is cooler than that... lumbering, 2mpg behemoth. As cool as it would be should one need to extract a small village during the zombie apocalypse..
Besides. If that there guvment over yonder sh*ts mo money fer each little un, then YAAWL bettet git out an birth sum more little uns, aright?

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you might be a red neck if you ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!!!Hey Renegade

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#250
Oct 8, 2012
 
And grocery shopping at the local gas station.

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#251
Oct 8, 2012
 
you might be a redneck if you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree!!!!

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#252
Oct 8, 2012
 
Princess Hey wrote:
you might be a redneck if you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree!!!!
HEY! I resemble that comment!

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#253
Oct 8, 2012
 
you might be a redneck if you burn your yard instead of mowing it!!!

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