“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#233 Oct 7, 2012
You call the police on the scrapper that stole the 9 broken refrigerators from your front porch..

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#234 Oct 7, 2012
You hide cash under the mattress because you know no thief would think to check the front yard.
Hoosier Hillbilly

North Vernon, IN

#235 Oct 7, 2012
now .....'i' get it. The mattress is laying in the front yard. slick "1" Hoof Arted.

Level 2

Since: Mar 12

Jamestown, ny

#236 Oct 7, 2012
Your back porch doubles as your hunting camp.
Hoosier Hillbilly

North Vernon, IN

#237 Oct 7, 2012
you kill your deer off the baloney deck.
30-06-scope & tripod.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#238 Oct 7, 2012
You hammer bottle caps on the front door to "spruce it up."

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#239 Oct 7, 2012
(And get lots of compliments on it.)

“Antisocialistic”

Level 2

Since: May 12

Lake Charles, LA

#240 Oct 7, 2012
You think wearing a clean khaki shirt and blue jeans is dressing up.
pirate joe

Abilene, TX

#241 Oct 7, 2012
if u thot the movie cowboys and aliens was another movie about the alamo.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#242 Oct 8, 2012
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
Hoosier Hillbilly

North Vernon, IN

#243 Oct 8, 2012
taking a dump means going to Obama's presidentual
library.
PS: picture to follow>>>

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#245 Oct 8, 2012
Yuo have a motorcycle like this one.......

http://www.virgrin.com/pimages/vbp_images/hom...

Level 2

Since: May 12

Cashel, Ireland

#246 Oct 8, 2012
Heh heh heh, or a family car like this...
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/R...
Hoosier Hillbilly

North Vernon, IN

#247 Oct 8, 2012
your only transportation is the redneck bus
Renegade_22 pictures above taking all the kids to
pick up their checks-Welfare.

Level 2

Since: May 12

Cashel, Ireland

#248 Oct 8, 2012
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
your only transportation is the redneck bus
Renegade_22 pictures above taking all the kids to
pick up their checks-Welfare.
HEY my transportation is cooler than that... lumbering, 2mpg behemoth. As cool as it would be should one need to extract a small village during the zombie apocalypse..
Besides. If that there guvment over yonder sh*ts mo money fer each little un, then YAAWL bettet git out an birth sum more little uns, aright?

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#249 Oct 8, 2012
you might be a red neck if you ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!!!Hey Renegade

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#250 Oct 8, 2012
And grocery shopping at the local gas station.

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#251 Oct 8, 2012
you might be a redneck if you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree!!!!

“Antisocialistic”

Level 2

Since: May 12

Lake Charles, LA

#252 Oct 8, 2012
Princess Hey wrote:
you might be a redneck if you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree!!!!
HEY! I resemble that comment!

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#253 Oct 8, 2012
you might be a redneck if you burn your yard instead of mowing it!!!

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