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Hoosier Hillbilly

Marengo, IN

#2 Jun 13, 2012
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
*=* Come on guys, think of some Jeff hasn't!*=*

the weeds in the center of your driveway are blocking your view

if you ask what a white shirt is for

the rings from beer cans are displayed 24-7

“There's a feeling I get...”

Level 5

Since: Jun 11

...when I look to the West

#3 Jun 13, 2012
- You are sitting behind your son in school

- You are your sister's father
Hoosier Hillbilly

Marengo, IN

#4 Jun 18, 2012
*=* Come on guys, think of some Jeff hasn't!*=*

when your taking a dump wind blows up thru the hole

one of the rocks in your driveway is blocking it

the tin cup or 'dipper' gets blown of your water pump which you have to crank

your yard blooms twice/season

the garden is fenced out instead of in

neighbors always wave when passing
*=* All personal experiences *=*

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#5 Jun 18, 2012
If your Christmas lights are still hanging outside in July!!

If you play horseshoes with the toliet seats.

If you date within the family.

If you call Duct tape Kentucky chrome...

Since: Oct 11

Dover, DE

#6 Jun 18, 2012
If your caught on video riding a lawn tractor drunk and telling the cops "I know my rights"!

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sPam

United States

#7 Jun 18, 2012
If you attempt to frame another poster by using the same tired IP we all know that poster has never posted from.

If you make the same tired slander polls about people then be one of the first one to post on it acting like you're appalled lol.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Marengo, IN

#8 Jun 18, 2012
synonyms
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
If your Christmas lights are still hanging outside in July!!
*your Christmas lights are still partically dangling from the porch roof
If you play horseshoes with the toliet seats.
*you play horseshoes but 1st u gota take'm off
If you date within the family.
*you date closer relatives than 2nd cousins
If you call Duct tape Kentucky chrome...
*you were misled by thinking it's not
Thanks Ohio Cowgirl for contributing-u 'no''i' was born there,
and 'i' didn't know they had cow/grils or 'i'd probably stayed.

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#9 Jun 18, 2012
...if you live in a bucolic Utopia where every neighbor is a friend...and you walk around armed ALL THE TIME!!!!!!

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#10 Jun 18, 2012
If the waitress's at the Waffle House know you by name.

“USS Bainbridge CGN-25”

Level 5

Since: Jun 11

San Diego Pier 5

#11 Jun 18, 2012
...your front porch walls are running out of room from all the deer skulls, squirrel hides, snake skins, turkey feathers, catfish heads & beaver tails you have nailed up.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Marengo, IN

#12 Jun 18, 2012
Steev wrote:
If your caught on video riding a lawn tractor drunk and telling the cops "I know my rights"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =891dtRIB-FQXX&feature=BFa &list=PL1C58B3C1E08108CF
"S"u"P"e "R" cool video Steev...
'we' got them here kind in Indeaner!'i' didn't gt awa
from hillbillys @ tal.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#13 Jun 18, 2012
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
synonyms
<quoted text>
*you were misled by thinking it's not
Thanks Ohio Cowgirl for contributing-u 'no''i' was born there,
and 'i' didn't know they had cow/grils or 'i'd probably stayed.
You're welcome and I live close to you now, Use to have a friend who lived in Connersville!!

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#14 Jun 18, 2012
If you use Topix as a way to grind your personal axes, you know who you are......

7400

“USS Bainbridge CGN-25”

Level 5

Since: Jun 11

San Diego Pier 5

#15 Jun 18, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> You're welcome and I live close to you now, Use to have a friend who lived in Connersville!!
Morning Buckeye Babe,
Have you ever been to or heard of Ansonia?
My uncle & aunt used to live there, he farmed, she was an RN. Do you ever go to Lake St. Marys or Indian Lake?
Hoosier Hillbilly

Marengo, IN

#17 Jun 18, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> You're welcome and I live close to you now, Use to have a friend who lived in Connersville!!
Actually 'i' live on a farm between Greensburg & Letts ( 40 acres of Heaven on earth), if God sees fit for 'me' to go to heaven 'i' hope he sends me here!
you'd rather stay where you are than anyplace else!
ky girl

Clay City, KY

#18 Jun 18, 2012
You turn your hot tub into a swimming pool
Hoosier Hillbilly

Marengo, IN

#19 Jun 19, 2012
if the screen on the screendoor ain't!

dog is plural

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#20 Jun 19, 2012
If you've ever considered using a U-Haul trailer as a room addition. I saw this once. A customer down in Florida had a single-wide trailer and a 25' travel trailer in his yard and was using a 8' U-Haul as a hallway between the single-wide and what he called the master suite (the travel trailer). The whole thing was furnished in Rent-A-Centers finest offerings.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Marengo, IN

#21 Jun 19, 2012
Hunglo have you ever seen this picture of a
"Hillbilly Apartment Complex"?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-84Qkk_Syexs/TmPnAzg...
Hoosier Hillbilly

Marengo, IN

#22 Jun 19, 2012
your still carrying matches

your usen'm as toothpicks

you 'point'm out' with your "TREE-BRAND"bowiknif e

you use the matches to get the =skunk smell= off
*=* It works *=*

the way you smell scares the skunk off

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