Naked Aussie freed from washer with olive oil

Jan 7, 2014 Full story: SFGate 28

A naked Australian man who became stuck in a washing machine as part of an ill-planned practical joke was freed from the appliance with the help of an unusual rescue device: olive oil.

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#1 Jan 7, 2014
"the oil worked and he popped out"

LOL

I guess so!
works every time..
lol
;)

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#2 Jan 7, 2014
Real funny joke. How funny would it have been if he died in there? Lol! Custom washing machine coffin.

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Greensburg, IN

#3 Jan 7, 2014
Whirlpool Washers‎

"Great Performance Even on Large Bulky Loads."
Myth Buster

Kuching, Malaysia

#4 Jan 7, 2014
Was the wife really surprised?
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#6 Jan 7, 2014
Gotta admire his commitment to 'clean'!

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Indianapolis, IN

#7 Jan 7, 2014
Left him with a crickey in him back, no doubt.

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Or maybe I just forgot!!

#8 Jan 7, 2014
You've got to wonder about poor old adrian.....:)
akash sahni

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#10 Jan 7, 2014
Your number

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#11 Jan 7, 2014
If you are ever in that situation, I've found that WD40 works good too...

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#12 Jan 7, 2014
OMG!!

I would hit the "spin cycle" like 5 times, at least!!!!
FundieraiSing Mullahs

Philadelphia, PA

#13 Jan 7, 2014
It's not virgin olive oil now.

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#14 Jan 7, 2014
CNN breaking news: "The man began to recite some odd poetry and was immediately put back it the washer and thrown off a cliff."

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#15 Jan 7, 2014
DILF wrote:
OMG!!
I would hit the "spin cycle" like 5 times, at least!!!!
That would have gotten his knickers in a twist!

Oh that's right, he wasn't wearing any ....

..... the mind boggles!

lol!

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#16 Jan 7, 2014
Myth Buster wrote:
Was the wife really surprised?
No. But he was agitated!
FundieraiSing Mullahs

Philadelphia, PA

#18 Jan 7, 2014
SirPrize wrote:
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No. But he was agitated!
In fact, he was so agitated he needed a softening agent.
Myth Buster

Kuching, Malaysia

#19 Jan 7, 2014
FundieraiSing Mullahs wrote:
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In fact, he was so agitated he needed a softening agent.
He should consider hiding in the fridge next time.
FundieraiSing Mullahs

Philadelphia, PA

#20 Jan 7, 2014
Myth Buster wrote:
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He should consider hiding in the fridge next time.
Odd. I could swear the salami in your refrigerator is throbbing.
Myth Buster

Kuching, Malaysia

#21 Jan 7, 2014
FundieraiSing Mullahs wrote:
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Odd. I could swear the salami in your refrigerator is throbbing.
A refrigerator is more roomy, but more important, it has air conditioning.
FundieraiSing Mullahs

Philadelphia, PA

#22 Jan 7, 2014
Myth Buster wrote:
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A refrigerator is more roomy, but more important, it has air conditioning.
You meant it's frigid, obviously.

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#23 Jan 8, 2014
"Honey, I think I Shrunk the Prospect of Kids":)

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