How To Survive A Nuclear Bomb

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Since: May 13

United States

#1 May 17, 2013
Have you ever wondered if surviving a nuclear bomb was possible? Would you know what to do if one went off? This series not only teaches you how to greatly improve your chances of surviving a nuclear bomb but may allow you to walk away unscathed. This series will teach you exactly what to do and gives you a leg up on the folks that have no clue.

Level 1

Since: May 13

United States

#2 May 17, 2013
Nobody wants to learn how to survive a nuclear bomb?

Since: Nov 10

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#3 May 17, 2013
Let's see if I remember from my school days...go out into the hallway of a school...kneel down on your knees...then follow through and kiss your ass good bye...no lol

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#4 May 17, 2013
Well,...for fire,...Stop, drop, and roll,...
For Atomic explosion,...Duck and Cover,...

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#6 May 17, 2013
Crazy Jae wrote:
Well,...for fire,...Stop, drop, and roll,...
For Atomic explosion,...Duck and Cover,...
that's it...but you have to be in a school hallway for this to work...

“...2015...”

Since: Jun 08

....comin' right up!........

#7 May 17, 2013
.....f__k.....who wantz to survive a nuclear bomb, only to bask in all that radiation while enjoying the tortured landscape.....i'd rather be a permanent shadow......

“Time will tell...”

Since: Jun 12

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#8 May 17, 2013
"Today was a good day."

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#9 May 17, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
.....f__k.....who wantz to survive a nuclear bomb, only to bask in all that radiation while enjoying the tortured landscape.....i'd rather be a permanent shadow......
A Cinder Crisp Figure,...?

Level 1

Since: May 13

Dyer, IN

#10 May 17, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
.....f__k.....who wantz to survive a nuclear bomb, only to bask in all that radiation while enjoying the tortured landscape.....i'd rather be a permanent shadow......
You might HAVE to survive the bomb only to deal with the radiation. That is the point of the series. If you survive the blast you might want to know how to deal with the radiation OR die a long slow agonizing death. You are going to live if you survive the initial bomb either way. How long and in what state is your choice.
Shove It Up

United States

#11 May 17, 2013
A Liberal's ass. If they actually know what's going on afterwards, then we have a problem, Houston! The Koolaid seems to be wearing off!!!

Since: Nov 10

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#13 May 17, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
.....f__k.....who wantz to survive a nuclear bomb, only to bask in all that radiation while enjoying the tortured landscape.....i'd rather be a permanent shadow......
Hi Old Sam, We all know nobody would survive...but don't you remember the silly things they taught us in school...YIKES!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#14 May 18, 2013
Here we goooo again... Mr. Gloom and Doom... DUDE .take a break!!!... Families are trying to COPE with HIGH Gas Prices... Vacations MAY be CUT...HIGH..Food costs..Neighbor's and their Loud mouthed kids... Dads and moms losing their jobs...No teen Summer jobs to be had...SO DO WE...HAVE the TIME or ENERGY to WORRY about a Nuclear Bomb Blast... NOOOO, Time to make dinner.. TAKE A BREATHER, Please????

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#15 May 18, 2013
We were taught in school to crawl under our desk. Therefore I have a few desks in my house. Just in case they are needed.

That should do it!

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#16 May 18, 2013
Crazy Jae wrote:
Well,...for fire,...Stop, drop, and roll,...
For Atomic explosion,...Duck and Cover,...
Darn...looked over the posts quickly. Just found your's after my posting.

Minds alike!

“[[[ Always Thinking ]]]”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#19 May 18, 2013

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#20 May 18, 2013
As I said before.. LIVE YOUR LIFE... TODAY!!...The ONLY real things ya can count on..IS TAXES AND DEATH!!...Whether, it's Jail Time for NOT paying your TAXES...Or DEATH ...naturally, an accident or EVEN a Nuclear War..RUINING your HAPPY MOOD...

“See this”

Level 3

Since: May 13

Closer

#21 May 18, 2013
Crawl under a rock. Quickly!
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#23 May 19, 2013
Don't shift to Hiroshima!

Since: Feb 09

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#24 May 20, 2013
I really wouldn't want to survive something like that, especially if all of my friends and family didn't..
The Surfer

Medford, NY

#25 May 20, 2013
I'd do a duck dive until it passed.

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