Woman: Sex Toy Attack Was Self Defense

Woman: Sex Toy Attack Was Self Defense

There are 140 comments on the MyFoxPhilly story from Jan 26, 2011, titled Woman: Sex Toy Attack Was Self Defense. In it, MyFoxPhilly reports that:

An Illinois woman who was arrested after allegedly attacking a police officer with a sex toy said Tuesday she was acting in self-defense, Trib Local reported.

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JACK

Torrance, CA

#1 Jan 26, 2011
This sounds like something CatMomDooDoo would Doo Doo after eating CRAB to make her even Crabbier.

Beckie Godwin

“Huntington Beach tough guy”

Since: Feb 09

Anyone scared yet?

#2 Jan 26, 2011
What twisted lies folks weave.
"Really officer, I thought you were gonna rape me, so I grabbed my tool"
'idiot' I hope they throw the d!ldo at her!
Zombie Corpse Rental

San Jose, CA

#3 Jan 26, 2011
How do judges not laugh out loud when these cases get to court?

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#4 Jan 26, 2011
Beckie Godwin wrote:
What twisted lies folks weave.
"Really officer, I thought you were gonna rape me, so I grabbed my tool"
'idiot' I hope they throw the d!ldo at her!
LOL Or she thought the officer was gonna rape her so she grab her "tool" to beat him to it.

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#6 Jan 26, 2011
At first the Dick had no idea what hit him .

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#7 Jan 26, 2011
skipper wrote:
At first the Dick had no idea what hit him .
LOL Now that's just funny.

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#8 Jan 26, 2011
SpeakBimbo wrote:
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LOL Now that's just funny.
Yes it is.lol

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#9 Jan 26, 2011
j lo 1 wrote:
<quoted text>Yes it is.lol
LOL

Hi j lo. I read the title and thought I have to read the article. Can you imagine the officer trying to tell his buddies what happened?

“~Cherries anyone~”

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#10 Jan 26, 2011
LMAO. I hope it didn't damage her "toy". Those things are expensive.

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#11 Jan 26, 2011
SpeakBimbo wrote:
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LOL
Hi j lo. I read the title and thought I have to read the article. Can you imagine the officer trying to tell his buddies what happened?
I bet thats a night at the bar,lol
Storm Warning

De Forest, WI

#12 Jan 26, 2011
it may be that he officer had an unloaded weapon !

Phil the machinist

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Since: Dec 08

Die Die Die Die Kitty

#13 Jan 26, 2011
What a cop out.

He was a "piece" officer.

Their motto, "In touch with the community".

"Freeze lady!", he ejaculated.

The cop responded with his big black stick.

I'll stop now.
Storm Warning

De Forest, WI

#14 Jan 26, 2011
Gurnee thats where Great America is with all the best rides !
Storm Warning

De Forest, WI

#15 Jan 26, 2011
really the idea of sneaking around with this battery powered thing, if these hiot babes were serious the things would plug right into the wall and jump start A Harley..... Get your moter runnin

Brought to you by the illinois dept of tourism.

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#16 Jan 26, 2011
She must have shoplifted it. LMAO

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#17 Jan 26, 2011
j lo 1 wrote:
<quoted text>I bet thats a night at the bar,lol
I can hear it now...."Guess what guys this nutty lady attacked me with her sex toy."

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#18 Jan 26, 2011
Big-Gun wrote:
She must have shoplifted it. LMAO
And guess where she hide it.....

“~Cherries anyone~”

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#19 Jan 26, 2011
SpeakBimbo wrote:
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And guess where she hide it.....
Where???

“Cowboy Up”

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#20 Jan 26, 2011
SpeakBimbo wrote:
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And guess where she hide it.....
Yea, and she had it turned on, made it easy to find. LMAO

“Cowboy Up”

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#21 Jan 26, 2011
Cherry_Cola wrote:
<quoted text>Where???
LMAO, Duh!

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