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#107 Sep 7, 2013
famous bottomspanker wrote:
<quoted text>Welcome to my world!
lol,, thats kindof funny.....

but dont compare me to the famous bottom spanker,,Im not worthy, or that pompous...

:)
Mr Thang

United States

#108 Sep 7, 2013
I bet none of you weirdos even look remotely decent. A bunch of old cat ladies, and obese balding men. But hey, at least to yourselves you can feel slightly special on the Internet, right?
Gasping for air

Denton, TX

#109 Sep 7, 2013
Mr Thang wrote:
I bet none of you weirdos even look remotely decent. A bunch of old cat ladies, and obese balding men. But hey, at least to yourselves you can feel slightly special on the Internet, right?
Bingo! You got it figured out sonny. Now come over here,
You want \some nookie/ er, I said do you want a cookie?
Pull my finger. Heeheecoughsputtercough.

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#110 Sep 7, 2013
this thread started out as a cute idea...and has taken the death spiral

another to remove from tracker, thanks to a sad one, sigh

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#111 Sep 7, 2013
Pfft reebie. Must b humor there to get it. And Ima b sure to come around u more on here since it annoys u so much. Thanks for the invite!! ;)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#112 Sep 7, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
this thread started out as a cute idea...and has taken the death spiral
another to remove from tracker, thanks to a sad one, sigh
THIS thread sent to CRAP, because.. other posters MADE it their DRAMA STOP OVER..!!

Okay Debra 27...and Grease man..;)

“Resist Persist Enlist Exist”

Level 6

Since: Sep 12

United States

#114 Sep 7, 2013
famous bottomspanker wrote:
<quoted text>I'll go with "not that worthy" for $200 please, Alex.
slam dunk!
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Since: Apr 08

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#116 Sep 7, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Pfft reebie. Must b humor there to get it. And Ima b sure to come around u more on here since it annoys u so much. Thanks for the invite!! ;)

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Since: Oct 08

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#117 Sep 7, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
this thread started out as a cute idea...and has taken the death spiral
another to remove from tracker, thanks to a sad one, sigh
When I started this thread, I didn't expect this to turn so dark....
Mr Thang

United States

#118 Sep 7, 2013
NotaGoth wrote:
<quoted text>When I started this thread, I didn't expect this to turn so dark....
Tissue?

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#119 Sep 7, 2013
Mr Thang wrote:
I bet none of you weirdos even look remotely decent. A bunch of old cat ladies, and obese balding men. But hey, at least to yourselves you can feel slightly special on the Internet, right?
Aw, hon, I don't need some internet turd like you you to be nice to me to feel validated....and I hate cats. You wish you could find a girl like me. You can't handle me...
Mr Thang

United States

#120 Sep 7, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>Aw, hon, I don't need some internet turd like you you to be nice to me to feel validated....and I hate cats. You wish you could find a girl like me. You can't handle me...
I'm a alpha male. I seriously doubt I would be interested in you. I like toned beautiful smart women. I'm not interested in average too below average women, or even slightly above average women.
Mr Thang

United States

#121 Sep 7, 2013
What's funny is, you all give lylah sht and I know her personally and she is smoking hot and brilliant. Wait, that's probably why you all give her sht! Bahahaha!!

I always wondered why someone as hot as her would mingle with the commoners. But then I think, hmm probably the same reason I do, to show people what they can never be. ;)

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#122 Sep 7, 2013
I love how you couldn't wait to respond to me! Makes me feel soooooooo special....(not really, lol)

I love how you assume you know what I, or any other poster, looks like and our level of education.

(PS...I'd tear you to pieces, Mr. "Alpha"....and you'd love every last bit of it)
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

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#123 Sep 7, 2013
Mr Thang wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm a alpha male. I seriously doubt I would be interested in you. I like toned beautiful smart women. I'm not interested in average too below average women, or even slightly above average women.
An alpha male on the internet... anyone else surprised?

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#124 Sep 7, 2013
Mr Thang wrote:
I bet none of you weirdos even look remotely decent. A bunch of old cat ladies, and obese balding men. But hey, at least to yourselves you can feel slightly special on the Internet, right?
Hard day?
Christ Allah Mighty

United States

#125 Sep 7, 2013
[QUOTE who=Mr Thang Check it out Geno"]<quoted text>
I'm a alpha gay sissy. Thirty years ago I was married to a gal from South America, we had two kids. Then she found our I was a pathological liar and a fraud, so she kicked me to the curb.
I moved from Maryland to Oregon and left my family, my ex and two kids behind. Now my only existence consists of being hateful and scorned on the Internet. When I found Topix, all though my life was in ruins, I found an outlet where I can lie and brag about who I wish I was, while I stalk and troll anybody and everyone, everyday I can.
The only friend I have on Topix is my gay, petv boyfriend Ferrerman. I don't care what anyone thinks, nor do I care how much a fool I make of myself. Ferrerman and I are with out a doubt, the "cutest gay couple".

ps. if any of you hurt my feelings, i'll cry, report you and make sure a moderator removes your post! you just try me! waaaah!!!
[/QUOTE]

yeah, we know

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#126 Sep 7, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
An alpha male on the internet... anyone else surprised?
I'm sure it's the one place he feels comfortable touting his manliness... ya know cuz everything on the "internets" is true!!
Kleenex

United States

#128 Sep 7, 2013
Tissue Patrol wrote:
<quoted text>need one?
blow me, then no more cryin' pee wee
Mr Thang

United States

#129 Sep 7, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
I love how you couldn't wait to respond to me! Makes me feel soooooooo special....(not really, lol)

I love how you assume you know what I, or any other poster, looks like and our level of education.

(PS...I'd tear you to pieces, Mr. "Alpha"....and you'd love every last bit of it)
A easy fix would be, explain what you look like. Oh, and I look forward to your thinking of how you think you could. A lot of people think stuff, but thinking it and doing it is two different things,)

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