Offbeat's Cutest Couple

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#86 Sep 6, 2013
Mr Thang wrote:
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It's not insecurities. Just stating facts. I would appologize if that doesn't sit kindly with you, but I'm not sorry and nor do I care to. Speaking of insecurities, why did you feel the need to explain your "real world" situation to me. A person secure about their situation wouldn't feel the need to explain that. I care not about your situation, if that is your situation then I'm clearly not talking to you am I?
Pssst! Don't look, but in post #72, someone was hitting on you.
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#87 Sep 6, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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woohoo...I've kinda missed bantering with the village idiots...frankly THANG, it doesn't sit with me any way at all...I don't need your apology...lmao...and lmao again...I didn't explain my RW situation to you...I simply stated that I have one...you keep on not caring & we'll keep on NOT believing you...
do you wanna be a couple with me?? im kindof cyber lonesome

:)
Mr Thang

United States

#88 Sep 6, 2013
African Shadows Goat wrote:
<quoted text>You cared enough to respond.
You felt the need to explain that you didn't care.
Sometimes people mistaken that people care. I didn't want to be mistaken for being one of them. To kill 2 birds with one stone, even if you only want one bird, you still must throw atleast one stone.
Mr Thang

United States

#89 Sep 6, 2013
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>sigh...are you trying to steal my thunder??? no wonder we're not getting any rain here...btw, thanks ...=)
You don't have any thunder to be stolen, that's just gas. ;)

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#90 Sep 6, 2013
reebie wrote:
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do you wanna be a couple with me?? im kindof cyber lonesome
:)
sure... let's just keep it in the family...you, hippi, me & I believe I saw somebody callin Shady sistah too...dang mama & daddy were sure busy...cant forget DC...anybody else??? but I don't care for sisterhood of the traveling pants...maybe sisterhood of the traveling threads...then we can wear what we wants to...=)

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#91 Sep 6, 2013
Mr Thang wrote:
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Sometimes people mistaken that people care. I didn't want to be mistaken for being one of them. To kill 2 birds with one stone, even if you only want one bird, you still must throw atleast one stone.
aha!!! now we're getting somewhere...stretch on out on this big comfy cyber couch & tell us more about this "wanting" of yours...and do you really mean actual birds or more like someone dressed in Big Bird costume...or perhaps you think BB is real...this could take more than one session...

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#92 Sep 6, 2013
Mr Thang wrote:
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You don't have any thunder to be stolen, that's just gas. ;)
oh yeah??? then you'd better start runnin' cause I am commando today...

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#93 Sep 6, 2013
I think Mr. Thang is sad he wasn't included either.:(

Poor Mr. Thangy I'm sure there's someone out that that lubby dubby wuvs you berry berry much. Here let me pinch your cheekies for ya and give ya a big hug *barf*. It'll all be just ok, I promise!
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#94 Sep 6, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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sure... let's just keep it in the family...you, hippi, me & I believe I saw somebody callin Shady sistah too...dang mama & daddy were sure busy...cant forget DC...anybody else??? but I don't care for sisterhood of the traveling pants...maybe sisterhood of the traveling threads...then we can wear what we wants to...=)
aw,, thats awsome...!!!! Sisterhood of the traveling threads...

yep, I think there is about 5 sistahs now......

mayb we can turn thang into our little cyber biotch.... that would be fun..

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#95 Sep 6, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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I now pronounce y'all burritos...is that a new postion???...just don't take any gummy's from him...he spIkes 'em...
So I've heard! I'll share with my Sistah, though! I'm sure Mike won't mind! I know that he luvs you just as much! LOL!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#96 Sep 6, 2013
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>
sure... let's just keep it in the family...you, hippi, me & I believe I saw somebody callin Shady sistah too...dang mama & daddy were sure busy...cant forget DC...anybody else??? but I don't care for sisterhood of the traveling pants...maybe sisterhood of the traveling threads...then we can wear what we wants to...=)
Let's not forget Trina, wherever she is! Sistah pile! Hahaha!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#97 Sep 6, 2013
reebie wrote:
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aw,, thats awsome...!!!! Sisterhood of the traveling threads...
yep, I think there is about 5 sistahs now......
mayb we can turn thang into our little cyber biotch.... that would be fun..
That'd be awesome!!!

Then I can put together a group of men and we can hunt you down and eat.....

Nevermind!!!!!!
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#98 Sep 6, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
I think Mr. Thang is sad he wasn't included either.:(
Poor Mr. Thangy I'm sure there's someone out that that lubby dubby wuvs you berry berry much. Here let me pinch your cheekies for ya and give ya a big hug *barf*. It'll all be just ok, I promise!
thats my sistah Shady!! So pure of heart.. loving up the underthang...
you touch me Shady,,Ive got tears in my eyes....
proud to be your sistah..!

Level 8

Since: Dec 08

Fairfield, OH

#99 Sep 6, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>It's me and you...and you and me... so happy together... cuz no one else wants us!! LMAO!
I guess so LOL;)

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#100 Sep 6, 2013
Aw. Thanks Reebs! You're the best!

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#101 Sep 6, 2013
reebie wrote:
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mayb we can turn thang into our little cyber biotch.... that would be fun..
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Lmmfao that would be really fun. Good luck with that ;)

Just fyi. The likelihood of that actually happening is 0%
African Shadows Goat

Richmond Hill, Canada

#102 Sep 6, 2013
Mr Thang wrote:
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Sometimes people mistaken that people care. I didn't want to be mistaken for being one of them. To kill 2 birds with one stone, even if you only want one bird, you still must throw atleast one stone.
So you care that people will mistaken that you will care.

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#103 Sep 6, 2013
Mr Thang wrote:
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It's not insecurities. Just stating facts. I would appologize if that doesn't sit kindly with you, but I'm not sorry and nor do I care to. Speaking of insecurities, why did you feel the need to explain your "real world" situation to me. A person secure about their situation wouldn't feel the need to explain that. I care not about your situation, if that is your situation then I'm clearly not talking to you am I?
Hey Yo
Why you be spamming
We here in our party
all be jamming

Don't be slimein in our game
getting all insane
taking no blame
Get with the program
like a home thread troll
Grabs you a honey
and cyber stroll

Yea boy
yea girl
yo sistah's
yo brother
everybody getting them
a cyber lover

It's all good
in the topixs hood
No needing for your grieving
you be mis-un-der-stood

Takein it out
the end of this song
lets get naked and
pass that bong

Play those suckers
not in the groove
We can bring them round
to a off beat mood.

I'm saying ~
I'm saying ~
This girl just wants to be playing.
Oh yeah...
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I be Melody_E ....
Whew!

“Whip it, whip it good”

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#104 Sep 7, 2013
Mr Thang wrote:
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I'm not here looking or needing a date, or to be a "couple". Therefore your retort is invalid, as the majority of the retorts here are.
Good luck with your online pretend love affairs, I hope it's better that what reality has apparently dealt you all.
http://www.topix.com/album/detail/winnfield-l...
Lily Allen- Live
http://youtu.be/5QCxyns1lrg
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#105 Sep 7, 2013
Lylah wrote:
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Lmmfao that would be really fun. Good luck with that ;)
Just fyi. The likelihood of that actually happening is 0%
sigh,,, why do you bother commenting to me? you dont get my humor,, for that matter you dont get Offbeat.shoo fly you annoy me........

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