Nuns turn abbey into massage parlor

Nuns turn abbey into massage parlor

There are 29 comments on the story from May 24, 2010, titled Nuns turn abbey into massage parlor . In it, reports that:

Austrian nuns have answered a special calling by converting their abbey into a massage parlor and health spa.

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“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#22 May 24, 2010
I can understand the failure of trying to breed chickens. "Poultry in Motion?" but Monchhof is not a massage.

rebecca in conyers

“Always consider the dragon ...”

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Since: Apr 09

If you live near her.

#23 May 24, 2010
KissandTell wrote:
..... the sisters who charged around $144 a night for services at the spa.
LOL, don't kill the fun!

Since: Aug 09

Philadelphia, PA

#24 May 24, 2010
KissandTell wrote:
The sisters of the Cisterian Order at Marienkron Abbey in Monchhof, Austria, use their healing hands to sooth away the aches and pains of their customers with special nun massages and therapies, the Romanian Times reports.
The five-star spa offers therapies with high pressure jets of mineral water, massage and fitness classes with an expert chi kung Chinese breathing exercises.
Guests are pummeled with high pressure hoses of chilled mineral waters to stimulate the skin. Treatment are good for the body and soul and according to the sisters who charged around $144 a night for services at the spa.
By the time those lesbians - I mean, Sisters - are done with your knotted muscles it will be like a there was a virtual re-formation....

“To love and be loved”

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Since: Jun 08

right here, right now...

#25 May 24, 2010
rebecca in conyers wrote:
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LOL, don't kill the fun!
If it helps you to stay forever young, why not? The price is right!

United States

#26 May 24, 2010

Davenport, IA

#28 May 24, 2010
The mother was Superior
She screwed 'em all that way
The father was a priestly man
Whose habits.. I'd better not say

One man removed his bright red robe
Impatient to begin
Guess the only time he's satisfied
Is committing a Cardinal Sin

Baton Rouge, LA

#29 May 25, 2010
Sounds like the beginnings of a nasty habit.


#30 Jul 14, 2010
kednape me please and inspect me femdom nuns


#31 Jul 14, 2010
raped me please femdom nuns

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