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“What is todays "scandal"?”

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Blame Bush! S'worked so far..

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...shux.....s'like shootin' quail on the groun'......
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Hi Sam, sorry about all the quail on the ground. I was showing the next batch of 6 week trainee Newbies around LPW! Land, and it seemed like everytime that I turned around to tell them to be more quiet a quail would fly low in front of the bus and get bumped (Lucky for them quail I was driving slow.)

Yes I think you should win for 2012, I could not have said it better myself.

“What is todays "scandal"?”

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Blame Bush! S'worked so far..

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...well...sometimes yer the windshield.....and sometimes yer the bug.....this too shall pass.....

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Old Sam wrote:
...well...sometimes yer the windshield.....and sometimes yer the bug.....this too shall pass.....
(Smiles)

“What is todays "scandal"?”

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...y'all stop know....mikey is workin' on a huge comeback.....or the scotch tape worked him over...but dude will return...

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... now where in the hell is the start of this $%^*&^%stupid tape got it stuck on my keyboard &&&*...(*&^ &* mess thats it ... thro this F^*in^ tape in the garbage ... how the hell did it get on my balls (for the tree) yur all in this i know you're bunch of rottin &^%^&*%$ i hope ya al get coal and from now on im stickin to duck tape ...merry stinkin xmas to all of ya ... now for the tinsel ...

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... geesh i got tinsel coming outta places it shouldn't time to get the leaf blower in here and give the tree and its trimmings a wind test ... more duck tape ... just put it on my bill ... oh tanandbrown oh tanandbrown ... just got back from renewing my license and i passed the eye test she told me to read the last line so i said ... M A D E I N U S A ... the dept of motor vecheles is not a place to have fun ... screwgizzs ... plus it wuz only a year overdue ... ooops ...

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#3936
Dec 11, 2012
 
... and one fur carolin ...and all the rest of my redneck friends ...

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... and its a clean one ... good old leroy ...

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... why even miss M...A... has threatened to wash my mouth out with soap ... OLD SAM made me do it and thats my story ...

“Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not? ”

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Dec 11, 2012
 
GMGMIKE wrote:
... and one fur carolin ...and all the rest of my redneck friends ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
... and its a clean one ... good old leroy ...
awwwwwwwwww...always loved that one!!!

“What is todays "scandal"?”

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...that mikey...he's fun to watch....no tellin' whut he'll do nex'....

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... why even miss M...A... has threatened to wash my mouth out with soap ... OLD SAM made me do it and thats my story ...
Hi Mike. Have a nice morning. We win now.

Hi Sam.

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Dec 12, 2012
 
Have a headache...got anything for it?

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...good to see you, Emmie.....
LPW MANAGEMENT

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#3943
Dec 12, 2012
 
Hi Sam, HMY, Mike and everyone. Good to see we all made it thru 12/12/12 at 12:12:12. Now on to the next "end of the earth day" of 12/21/12.

“What is todays "scandal"?”

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Dec 12, 2012
 
...i'll prolly be in the head...again...

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Dec 12, 2012
 
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Have a headache...got anything for it?
Just the "Swimmer Start Method", and you would not like it.

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Old Sam wrote:
...i'll prolly be in the head...again...
For you..what head would it be?..lol

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Just the "Swimmer Start Method", and you would not like it.
I have to ask..lol..what is the Swimmer Start Method?

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LPW MANAGEMENT wrote:
Hi Sam, HMY, Mike and everyone. Good to see we all made it thru 12/12/12 at 12:12:12. Now on to the next "end of the earth day" of 12/21/12.
Hello! Hello! Good to see you as well.

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