'I knew I'd become my mother when ...'

'I knew I'd become my mother when ...'

There are 9 comments on the The Kansas City Star story from May 9, 2014, titled 'I knew I'd become my mother when ...'. In it, The Kansas City Star reports that:

The Museum at Prairiefire, opening Monday, gives Kansas City a portal to the American Museum of Natural History in New York.

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Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#1 May 9, 2014
I mistakenly took her boxer shorts from the clean laundry pile ,thinking they where mine,,,,,,
Krypteia

Thornton, UK

#2 May 9, 2014
I slept with my father..
Marley

Huntington, NY

#3 May 9, 2014
......when I shat myself.
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

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#4 May 9, 2014
...they fastened the last strap on the straight jacket.

...When they stopped trying normal sedatives; and began giving me horse tranquilizer in a brandy snifter.

...When it was brought to my attention that drying a wet cat in the microwave, was not going to work as planned.
:-\

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#5 May 9, 2014
I am MAKING the SAME MEALS she prepared for US Kids growing up!!

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, Tomato Soup and Chips Ahoy Cookies for dessert!!

WHAT???

NO DILL PICKLE!!
Pat Robertson s Fatwass

Philadelphia, PA

#6 May 9, 2014
...But how _did_ you find out about my theft of her identity?

Was it an elderly woman putting a 450cc Kawasaki on her Amex?

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#7 May 9, 2014
I wear her wigs & her polyester pants & bowling shirts & nobody can tell the difference,frankly I think she would be enjoying all the compliments about all the weight "we" have lost .
No worries my Mom went out laughing, R.I.P. mom ,me waving, she is on the shelf behind me :) Rick
sonu

United States

#8 May 10, 2014
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Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#9 May 12, 2014
...I'd say the SAME things to my Kids..

Like..

WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER COMES HOME!!

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