Man Stabs Fellow Diner In Row Over Ta...

Man Stabs Fellow Diner In Row Over Table Settings

There are 15 comments on the Anorak story from Dec 3, 2013, titled Man Stabs Fellow Diner In Row Over Table Settings. In it, Anorak reports that:

IN a scene that could be from Downton Abbey After Dark, Edward William Bright of the Richland County, South Carolina Bright, and another man are debating the crockery.

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Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#1 Dec 3, 2013
Some things are worth dying over, I guess...
Fussy Felix

Huntington, NY

#2 Dec 3, 2013
No no no!!! I believe the placement of the knife BELONGS in your abdomen!!!!!!
clavo

Universal City, TX

#3 Dec 3, 2013
let's see if this knife can cut steak.

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#4 Dec 3, 2013
what the FORK!!!

hee

:}

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#5 Dec 3, 2013
... stuff like this never happens when you use sporks ...

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#6 Dec 3, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... stuff like this never happens when you use sporks ...
That's very helpful advise, so the spork goes on the left, right?
Spork

Huntington, NY

#7 Dec 3, 2013
I prefer to call it a Foon.
Level 2

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#8 Dec 3, 2013
Miss Manners applauds the etiquette, but stops short of attempted murder as the proper response.
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#9 Dec 4, 2013
this1then wrote:
Miss Manners applauds the etiquette, but stops short of attempted murder as the proper response.
Yeah,,? but still,,?On a table setting, where ta heck is the proper placement of a gun.
The Ladies Man

Huntington, NY

#10 Dec 4, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah,,? but still,,?On a table setting, where ta heck is the proper placement of a gun.
That all depends on where the mother-in-law is sitting.

8-)

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#11 Dec 4, 2013
Which is worse? Being stabbed over table settings, or being stabbed over pie?????

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#12 Dec 4, 2013
Uncouth amateur, I use a machete for such an occasion as a proper GentleDroid.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#13 Dec 4, 2013
And I thought Nurse Diesel had strict dinner rules.
The Husband

Huntington, NY

#14 Dec 5, 2013
Sometimes I'd rather be stabbed than eat my mother-in-laws cooking.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#15 Dec 5, 2013
The Husband wrote:
Sometimes I'd rather be stabbed than eat my mother-in-laws cooking.
I tried faking testicular cancer to get out of that situation.

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