Constipation Relief Via Hammers: Not Such a Good Idea

There are 12 comments on the story from Jul 23, 2009, titled Constipation Relief Via Hammers: Not Such a Good Idea. In it, reports that:

Viorel Firoiu of Romania decided tools would be more useful to cure his constipation than something like Metamucil. Granted, he was drunk at the time, but ...

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Proff louie alternater

Bethlehem, PA

#1 Jul 23, 2009
Those romanians are still trying to chase down frankenstein. We in the modern world use gerbils to relieve constipation.(they usually wear a tool belt and for insurance reasons the gerbs must wear a light on their hard hats.)(yes, it's a sh!tty job)..

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#2 Jul 23, 2009
Generally, people on the street use their fists to give others constipation relief. That beat the s*** out of each other.

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

Since: Nov 07

Dey tuk er jerbs!

#3 Jul 23, 2009
I guess he was pretty..


“Ave Satanas”

Since: Dec 06

Bratislava, Slovakia

#4 Jul 23, 2009
Ok this is just sick..topix is posting some nasty stuff lately but yet they warn you when you cuss !!
Jason Lee

United States

#5 Jul 23, 2009
Now hitting the outside of your stomach with the hammers - that ALMOST makes sense to me.

But sticking the hammers up your butt - not so much.

Since: Jul 09

San Jose, CA

#6 Jul 23, 2009
People stick all kinds of stuff up their butt! For further proof just go to the following URL ... Yes, even artillery shells too!

“The Buybull is innerrrent.”

Since: Jun 08

Kempton, PA

#7 Jul 23, 2009
Yeah, this is plausible. Let's see, a hammer is in a "T" shape. What happens when the shaft is all the way in (itself doubtful) and just the cross of the "T" is left?

Sure. I'll "swallow" this story.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#8 Jul 23, 2009
I remember a joke where a construction worker complained to his doctor about severe constipation. The doctor asked his line of work, said he thought that was what he did. Then he told his patient to bend over and that it would hurt, and beat his patient's butt with a baseball bat or maybe a sledgehammer. Then the told his patient to head to the restroom. The patient said it was the best bowel movement he had in a while and asked what he could do to prevent getting like that again. The doctor told him to stop wiping with concrete bags.


“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

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#9 Jul 23, 2009
At least the hammer bears no expiration date.

Big Bear Lake, CA

#11 Jul 8, 2013
tweeker alert...


Level 9

Since: Jan 08


#12 Jul 8, 2013
why not they make ball-pee n hammer, a sledge hammer may work

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10


#13 Jul 8, 2013
He used the wrong "ball peeing" hammer.......He should have used a claw hammer.

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