Chicago strip clubs; All Star in McCook is best you will find within 75 miles.
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#1 Dec 27, 2013
Those who ever plan on visiting Chicagoland and looking for great strip clubs, especially where two-way contact is permitted and you are safe from violent crime, well here is your answer. All Star Bar and Grill, located in west suburban Lyons/McCook is the absolute best you will get in strip clubs, not only in Chicagoland, but in fact anywhere within less than 75 miles of Downtown Chicago.
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#2 Dec 27, 2013
I hear they have clam bakes that are to die for..!!!
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#3 Jan 1, 2014
Even though it is not an official strip club, All Star Bar and Grill, located right next door to the Crystal Sky Banquet hall, is more than less the only adult entertainment venue in Chicagoland that is worth going to. It is the only 2-way-touching-allowed adult entertainment venue in Chicagoland that sits in a safe neighborhood. It is also the only adult entertainment venue in Chicagoland that does not require an infinite number of drinks that sits in a safe neighborhood. In fact, it is one of only 4 known adult entertainment venues in Chicagoland that sits in a safe neighborhood (however, the other 3 do not allow touching during lap dances, and 2 of them require infinite drinks).
As many locals of Chicagoland know, east of Cicero Avenue, the entire area from Lawrence Avenue (4800 north) all the way down to the Will County border is all endless ghetto. Shootings, homicides, armed robberies, assaults, carjackings, are the often hourly norm in that entire area. Even downtown Chicago is no longer safe anymore, as the lethal Flash Mob gangs (which are more dangerous to civilians than the Latin Kings) have taken over every single neighborhood that is not covered by a street gang, including downtown Chicago. And the endless ghetto even extends eastward right through Gary, Indiana.
So guys who love the 2-way touching, and ladies as well, stop risking getting gunned down in the parking lot of a typical Chicago city or inner suburb strip club/adult entertainment venue, coming out to find bullet holes in your car, pitchforks and crowns carved into your windshield, or even your car vandalized, broken in to, or even stolen, or coming face to face with the scary demonic-looking man in the black ski mask wielding the TEC-9 or AK-47 in his hand. Instead, head on over to All Star Bar and Grill in west suburban Lyons and be safe.
#4 Jan 1, 2014
Exactly correct, you are!
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