The BIG TIME & MARSDUST

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#86 Nov 21, 2007
The Big Time wrote:
AVIATION TRUISMS
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline baggage.
An old pilot is one who can remember when flying was dangerous and sex was safe.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
If helicopters are so safe, how come there are no vintage/classic helicopter fly-ins.
Death is just nature's way of telling you to watch your airspeed.
Real planes use only a single stick to fly. This is why bulldozers & helicopters -- in that order -- need two.
There are only three things the copilot should ever say:
1. Nice landing, Sir.
2. I'll buy the first round.
3. I'll take the ugly one.
As a pilot, only two bad things can happen to you:
a. One day you will walk out to the aircraft knowing that it is your last flight.
b. One day you will walk out to the aircraft not knowing that it is your last flight.
There are Rules and there are Laws. The Rules are made by men who think that they know better how to fly your airplane than you. Laws (of Physics) were made by the Great One. You can, and sometimes should, suspend the Rules, but you can never suspend the Laws.
About Rules:
a. The rules are a good place to hide if you don't have a better idea and the talent to execute it.
b. If you deviate from a rule, it must be a flawless performance.(e.g., if you fly under a bridge, don't hit the bridge.)
The ideal pilot is the perfect blend of discipline and aggressiveness.
The medical profession is the natural enemy of the aviation profession.
Ever notice that the only experts who decree that the age of the pilot is over are people who have never flown anything? Also, in spite of the intensity of their feelings that the pilot's day is over, I know of no expert who has volunteered to be a passenger in a non-piloted aircraft.
Before each flight, make sure that your bladder is empty and your fuel tanks are full.
He who demands everything that his aircraft can give him is a pilot; he who demands one iota more is a fool.
There are certain aircraft sounds that can only be heard at night.
The aircraft limits are only there in case there is another flight by that particular aircraft. If subsequent flights do not appear likely, there are no limits.
Flying is a great way of life for men who want to feel like boys, but not for those who still are.
Flying is a hard way to earn an easy living.
Forget all that stuff about lift, gravity, thrust and drag. An airplane flies because of money. If God had meant man to fly, He'd have given him more money.
If black boxes survive air crashes -- why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If the Wright brothers were alive today, Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.--- President, DELTA Airlines
In the Alaska bush, I'd rather have a two-hour bladder and three hours of gas than vice versa.
It's not that all airplane pilots are good-looking. Just that good-looking people seem more capable of flying airplanes. Or so seasoned observers contend. A matter of self-confidence? No doubt, no doubt.
I've flown in both pilot seats, can someone tell me why the other one is always occupied by an idiot?
Son, you're going to have to make up your mind about growing up and becoming a pilot. You can't do both.
There are only two types of aircraft -- fighters and targets.
You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you're grateful .
You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.
New FAA Motto: We're not happy 'till you're not happy.
Hello George!!

“Have you driven a Ford lately?”

Since: Nov 07

Louisiana

#87 Nov 21, 2007
The big time and marsdust, like those names, very original.

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#88 Nov 21, 2007
JoJoBell wrote:
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Hello George!!
the-rape-y not going too well for ya'....

Since: Aug 07

Alabaster, AL

#90 Nov 21, 2007
JoJoBell wrote:
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Obviously your NOT, your singin your own song fer gawd sakes!!
Keep dancin your jig ya sow!!
Hey JoJo....mental highs and lows....we know which one you're riding about now.

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#91 Nov 21, 2007
Non-bizarre delusions including feelings of being followed, poisoned, infected, deceived or conspired against, or loved at a distance.

Non-bizarre referred to real life situations which could be true, but are not or are greatly exaggerated.

Bizarre delusions, which would rule out this disorder, are those such as believing that your stomach is missing or that aliens are seeking you out to be their leader.

Delusional disorder can be subtyped into the following categories: erotomanic, grandiose, jealous, persecutory, somatic, and mixed.

I say that maybe that socialized medy-sin ain't helpin' everybody north of the border,.....

definatley' not alert and oriented x3.......

Since: Aug 07

Alabaster, AL

#92 Nov 21, 2007
The Big Time wrote:
Non-bizarre delusions including feelings of being followed, poisoned, infected, deceived or conspired against, or loved at a distance.
Non-bizarre referred to real life situations which could be true, but are not or are greatly exaggerated.
Bizarre delusions, which would rule out this disorder, are those such as believing that your stomach is missing or that aliens are seeking you out to be their leader.
Delusional disorder can be subtyped into the following categories: erotomanic, grandiose, jealous, persecutory, somatic, and mixed.
I say that maybe that socialized medy-sin ain't helpin' everybody north of the border,.....
definatley' not alert and oriented x3.......
Mental Status: Combative and shows signs of mania. Flat affect.

Appearance: Hard to tell, Pat?

Since: Sep 07

A land far far away....

#93 Nov 21, 2007
Be home by dark.......and "no" throwing rocks at the neighbors car......

Since: Aug 07

Alabaster, AL

#94 Nov 21, 2007
WhatsRight wrote:
Be home by dark.......and "no" throwing rocks at the neighbors car......
I'm on phone with TBT...(he said hey) and keep the bail bondsman's number handy.....lol

“So innocent ....”

Since: Jun 07

Earth

#95 Nov 21, 2007
Barbee wrote:
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I'm on phone with TBT...(he said hey) and keep the bail bondsman's number handy.....lol
Hey Barb !! Im on the phone with Whatsright and we're trying to gather up soap on a rope to be sent !!!!

Oh and no ding-dong-ditch!!!! Stranger Danger!!!!

Since: Sep 07

A land far far away....

#96 Nov 21, 2007
1-800-THEDOG.

( bounty hunter that is...)

Since: Aug 07

Alabaster, AL

#97 Nov 21, 2007
Shan1974 wrote:
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Hey Barb !! Im on the phone with Whatsright and we're trying to gather up soap on a rope to be sent !!!!
Oh and no ding-dong-ditch!!!! Stranger Danger!!!!
Who loves ya...ohhh behave.....

Since: Aug 07

Alabaster, AL

#98 Nov 21, 2007
WhatsRight wrote:
1-800-THEDOG.
( bounty hunter that is...)
Bow, wow, wow, yippy yo yippy yey...

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#99 Nov 21, 2007
Barbee wrote:
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I'm on phone with TBT...(he said hey) and keep the bail bondsman's number handy.....lol
babee,...its later and I'm back home.....lol

Since: Aug 07

Alabaster, AL

#100 Nov 21, 2007
The Big Time wrote:
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babee,...its later and I'm back home.....lol
You got that signal...at [email protected]

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#101 Nov 21, 2007
Barbee wrote:
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You got that signal...at [email protected]
walking around the front of the property, i did,...will check it out......though,,,,lol....

Since: Aug 07

Alabaster, AL

#102 Nov 21, 2007
The Big Time wrote:
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walking around the front of the property, i did,...will check it out......though,,,,lol....
You have time..to check it out..lol
However, I'm still focused on when time will stop, if you know what I mean...

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#103 Nov 21, 2007
Barbee wrote:
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You have time..to check it out..lol
However, I'm still focused on when time will stop, if you know what I mean...
yes and yes....

by the way,,,on the profile page,,,,

I Believe In:

is limited to 2000 Characters,,,,,ask me how i found that out,....

Since: Aug 07

Alabaster, AL

#104 Nov 21, 2007
The Big Time wrote:
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yes and yes....
by the way,,,on the profile page,,,,
I Believe In:
is limited to 2000 Characters,,,,,ask me how i found that out,....
Hey Mister! How did you find that out, huh?

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#105 Nov 21, 2007
Barbee wrote:
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Hey Mister! How did you find that out, huh?
i was going to add some more after this,...lol

easy reasding, ain't it

Vicious circles are loops where each iteration of a negative input is reinforced (economics terminology). Vicious circle (or cycle) may also refer to: Circular logic, a kind of logical fallacy In logic, sentences that speak about one another in such a way as to preclude an easy determination of their truth are sometimes referred to as "vicious circles";[1] see liar paradox Positive feedback, in science Algonquin Round Table, whose members referred to themselves as "the Vicious Circle" Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle, a film about the Round Table Vicious Cycle Software, a company Vicious Circle (hip hop band), UK rap duo Vicious Circle (punk band), an Orange County hardcore punk band, several members of which went on to form TSOL Vicious Circle, a 1995 album by L.A. Guns Vicious Circle (record), 1982 record by Zero Boys Dane Cook: Vicious Circle, an HBO comedy special featuring Dane Cook Vicious Cycle

(album), 2003 album by Lynyrd Skynyrd

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#106 Nov 22, 2007
JoJoBell wrote:
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Hello George!!
Alcohol addiction sober recovery: Nationwide gay AA meeting schedule list. Rehab treatment centers for gay & lesbian alcoholics.

run along to your meeting, and don't FREAK out if they don't VALidAte your parking ticket,....




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