Angry Missouri man claims dry asparagus is racist

Jul 18, 2013 Full story: 104.7 WTUE 60

If your grocery store has dry asparagus is it because of racism? Believe it or not, that's the speculation from one citizen-led human rights commission in the St. Louis area.

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Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#43 Jul 19, 2013
...and their chickens are fkn NAZI'S!
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#44 Jul 19, 2013
Dr Stinko wrote:
...and their chickens are fkn NAZI'S!
Don forget the Commie deli dept.....(the area smells like a cabbage dump).Proly from the "pigs in a blanket"(Russian speaking Golupkies).

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#45 Jul 19, 2013
I have a dream that my vegetables will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the dryness of their skin but by the content of their character.

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Right here under my thumb

#46 Jul 19, 2013
Billy R wrote:
I have a dream that my vegetables will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the dryness of their skin but by the content of their character.
You live in Florida - everyone there is judged by the dryness and content of their skin.

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#47 Jul 19, 2013
Billy R wrote:
I have a dream that my vegetables will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the dryness of their skin but by the content of their character.
I hope you're not including broccoli.

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#48 Jul 19, 2013
There's just no hope for the human race, is there?
Kermudgeon

Buffalo, NY

#49 Jul 19, 2013
Vegetables. Was their ever any real doubt?

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is not the way to pay old ones

#50 Jul 19, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>I hope you're not including broccoli.
Broccoli is the Al Qaeda of the vegetable world, capable of biological attacks that would make Saddam Hussein blush.

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#51 Jul 19, 2013
Hunglo wrote:
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Broccoli is the Al Qaeda of the vegetable world, capable of biological attacks that would make Saddam Hussein blush.
Especially if you're stuck in an elevator.

“Dads Cow Force”

Since: Mar 12

POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#52 Jul 19, 2013
We need to discuss this side affect of asparagus . Every time I eat it about 30 mins later my urine smells really different so Uro DR says it's a good healthy food for your urinary tract .
Dave

United States

#53 Jul 19, 2013
I see stupid people,they are everywhere.

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#54 Jul 19, 2013
Sir Moos a Lot wrote:
We need to discuss this side affect of asparagus . Every time I eat it about 30 mins later my urine smells really different so Uro DR says it's a good healthy food for your urinary tract .
If that's a sign of health, try brussels sprouts with limburger topping.

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Spotted World

#55 Jul 19, 2013
Marissa 2 wrote:
Be very careful of those leeks...well, you know how they can be...just keep your mops ready...:)
I thought leeks were snitches.

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#56 Jul 20, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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I thought leeks were snitches.
As I said...you cannot trust leeks...LOL
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#57 Jul 20, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>I hope you're not including broccoli.
No, you did not just say that on a public forum!:)

“Dads Cow Force”

Since: Mar 12

POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#58 Jul 20, 2013
Last time I saw the asparagus the sheriff was putting it in the back seat of the patrol car . I asked why an the Sheriff said he was arrested for making lude jesters at the mushrooms .

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#59 Jul 20, 2013
hardhead

Florissant, MO

#60 Jul 20, 2013
Sir Moos a Lot wrote:
Last time I saw the asparagus the sheriff was putting it in the back seat of the patrol car . I asked why an the Sheriff said he was arrested for making lude jesters at the mushrooms .
i think some of these people are eating some of those special mushrooms!

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#61 Jul 20, 2013
No matter HIS issues we are all stuck dealing with it. Rick
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#62 Jul 21, 2013
Hot girl call me +919814535835

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