Angry Missouri man claims dry asparagus is racist

Jul 18, 2013 Full story: 104.7 WTUE 60

If your grocery store has dry asparagus is it because of racism? Believe it or not, that's the speculation from one citizen-led human rights commission in the St. Louis area.

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#1 Jul 18, 2013
this really isn't shocking..

lol

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#2 Jul 18, 2013
And cauliflower is gay.

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#3 Jul 18, 2013
Did Sharpton move to Missouri?
Krypteia

Horsham, UK

#4 Jul 18, 2013
God knows what a Brussels sprout is then..

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#5 Jul 18, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
God knows what a Brussels sprout is then..
They are Mormon, everyone knows that.

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#6 Jul 18, 2013
Lettuce pray for asparagus .

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Right here under my thumb

#7 Jul 18, 2013
Yeah, dry asparagus is racist - that is until it gets old and starts turning black.

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Homefries

#8 Jul 18, 2013
What about Collards?

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#9 Jul 18, 2013
DILF wrote:
What about Collards?
Is a bit of hint in the word, collards.

That would make them, Catholic
Krypteia

Horsham, UK

#10 Jul 18, 2013
DILF wrote:
What about Collards?
I think Collards have a place in veg society like all the others,your a vegist,,,vegetable Rights!!!!

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#11 Jul 18, 2013
I guess it's a good thing he hasn't heard about black-eyed peas.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Great State of Oklahoma!

#12 Jul 18, 2013
Dry asparagus? If you add hollandaise sauce, will it not be racist anymore?
Krypteia

Horsham, UK

#14 Jul 18, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
Dry asparagus? If you add hollandaise sauce, will it not be racist anymore?
Yep you mentioned Holland your now a Dutchist..

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#15 Jul 18, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
Dry asparagus? If you add hollandaise sauce, will it not be racist anymore?
Haven't you ever watched the Jeffersons? That'd make a Zebra.

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#16 Jul 18, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Yep you mentioned Holland your now a Dutchist..
I've always wanted to be a Duchess!

Zebra! Hahahahaha!

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#17 Jul 18, 2013
...a recommended article at the end of this report is 'Sexy Playboy Playmate Girls in Body Paint'...lovely ladies...
Krypteia

Horsham, UK

#18 Jul 18, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
I've always wanted to be a Duchess!
Zebra! Hahahahaha!
I'm sure you would make a lovely Duchess even if you are a colonist,lol..
Krypteia

Horsham, UK

#19 Jul 18, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
...a recommended article at the end of this report is 'Sexy Playboy Playmate Girls in Body Paint'...lovely ladies...
I'll check it out purely to confirm your a sexist!!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Great State of Oklahoma!

#20 Jul 18, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I'm sure you would make a lovely Duchess even if you are a colonist,lol..
Hey! Exit only, man! Oh, wait....

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Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#21 Jul 18, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I'll check it out purely to confirm your a sexist!!
I'm counting on you Krypt...

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