Angry Missouri man claims dry asparag...

Angry Missouri man claims dry asparagus is racist

There are 60 comments on the 104.7 WTUE story from Jul 18, 2013, titled Angry Missouri man claims dry asparagus is racist. In it, 104.7 WTUE reports that:

If your grocery store has dry asparagus is it because of racism? Believe it or not, that's the speculation from one citizen-led human rights commission in the St. Louis area.

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#1 Jul 18, 2013
this really isn't shocking..

lol

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#2 Jul 18, 2013
And cauliflower is gay.

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#3 Jul 18, 2013
Did Sharpton move to Missouri?
Krypteia

Barnsley, UK

#4 Jul 18, 2013
God knows what a Brussels sprout is then..

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#5 Jul 18, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
God knows what a Brussels sprout is then..
They are Mormon, everyone knows that.

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#6 Jul 18, 2013
Lettuce pray for asparagus .

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#7 Jul 18, 2013
Yeah, dry asparagus is racist - that is until it gets old and starts turning black.

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#8 Jul 18, 2013
What about Collards?

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#9 Jul 18, 2013
DILF wrote:
What about Collards?
Is a bit of hint in the word, collards.

That would make them, Catholic
Krypteia

Barnsley, UK

#10 Jul 18, 2013
DILF wrote:
What about Collards?
I think Collards have a place in veg society like all the others,your a vegist,,,vegetable Rights!!!!

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#11 Jul 18, 2013
I guess it's a good thing he hasn't heard about black-eyed peas.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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#12 Jul 18, 2013
Dry asparagus? If you add hollandaise sauce, will it not be racist anymore?
Krypteia

Barnsley, UK

#14 Jul 18, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
Dry asparagus? If you add hollandaise sauce, will it not be racist anymore?
Yep you mentioned Holland your now a Dutchist..

65007noogard

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#15 Jul 18, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
Dry asparagus? If you add hollandaise sauce, will it not be racist anymore?
Haven't you ever watched the Jeffersons? That'd make a Zebra.

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#16 Jul 18, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Yep you mentioned Holland your now a Dutchist..
I've always wanted to be a Duchess!

Zebra! Hahahahaha!

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#17 Jul 18, 2013
...a recommended article at the end of this report is 'Sexy Playboy Playmate Girls in Body Paint'...lovely ladies...
Krypteia

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#18 Jul 18, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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I've always wanted to be a Duchess!
Zebra! Hahahahaha!
I'm sure you would make a lovely Duchess even if you are a colonist,lol..
Krypteia

Barnsley, UK

#19 Jul 18, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
...a recommended article at the end of this report is 'Sexy Playboy Playmate Girls in Body Paint'...lovely ladies...
I'll check it out purely to confirm your a sexist!!

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#20 Jul 18, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I'm sure you would make a lovely Duchess even if you are a colonist,lol..
Hey! Exit only, man! Oh, wait....

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#21 Jul 18, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>I'll check it out purely to confirm your a sexist!!
I'm counting on you Krypt...

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