Angry Missouri man claims dry asparagus is racist

Jul 18, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: 104.7 WTUE

If your grocery store has dry asparagus is it because of racism? Believe it or not, that's the speculation from one citizen-led human rights commission in the St. Louis area.

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this really isn't shocking..

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And cauliflower is gay.

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Did Sharpton move to Missouri?
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God knows what a Brussels sprout is then..

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God knows what a Brussels sprout is then..
They are Mormon, everyone knows that.

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Lettuce pray for asparagus .

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Yeah, dry asparagus is racist - that is until it gets old and starts turning black.

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What about Collards?

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DILF wrote:
What about Collards?
Is a bit of hint in the word, collards.

That would make them, Catholic
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What about Collards?
I think Collards have a place in veg society like all the others,your a vegist,,,vegetable Rights!!!!

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I guess it's a good thing he hasn't heard about black-eyed peas.

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Dry asparagus? If you add hollandaise sauce, will it not be racist anymore?
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Dry asparagus? If you add hollandaise sauce, will it not be racist anymore?
Yep you mentioned Holland your now a Dutchist..

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Dry asparagus? If you add hollandaise sauce, will it not be racist anymore?
Haven't you ever watched the Jeffersons? That'd make a Zebra.

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<quoted text>Yep you mentioned Holland your now a Dutchist..
I've always wanted to be a Duchess!

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...a recommended article at the end of this report is 'Sexy Playboy Playmate Girls in Body Paint'...lovely ladies...
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Zebra! Hahahahaha!
I'm sure you would make a lovely Duchess even if you are a colonist,lol..
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...a recommended article at the end of this report is 'Sexy Playboy Playmate Girls in Body Paint'...lovely ladies...
I'll check it out purely to confirm your a sexist!!

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<quoted text>I'm sure you would make a lovely Duchess even if you are a colonist,lol..
Hey! Exit only, man! Oh, wait....

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<quoted text>I'll check it out purely to confirm your a sexist!!
I'm counting on you Krypt...

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