The science of farts.

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#32 Aug 23, 2012
Bean make the noise, but meat makes the stink!
Probably why chili farts burn nose hairs and are vocal.

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#33 Aug 23, 2012
roadrunner 7 wrote:
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Well said, and noted Clem.
Strange though, farts seem to emenate from unknown sources at times. Bread is a real player.
Why do loud farts seem not to stink, and quiet ones bubble with noxious gas?
Wow, always a please to log on and see you posting! Aren't you the one that told me "a fart is a turd honking for the right of way"?

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#34 Aug 23, 2012
Whoops, "pleasure"!

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#35 Aug 23, 2012
DondoDork wrote:
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Wow, always a please to log on and see you posting! Aren't you the one that told me "a fart is a turd honking for the right of way"?
The blow horn before the ship?
The wind before the wave?
LOL!

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#36 Aug 23, 2012
DondoDork wrote:
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Wow, always a please to log on and see you posting! Aren't you the one that told me "a fart is a turd honking for the right of way"?
Nah, I'm sure some dude said that long ago before me. Gimme a hug now. Don't bust nothin!

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#37 Aug 23, 2012
roadrunner 7 wrote:
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Nah, I'm sure some dude said that long ago before me. Gimme a hug now. Don't bust nothin!
<<<Dork wraps hands around the roadrunner neck, shaking him violently>>> Now clean off that mess you made on my patio! I'm guessing from now on I'm not feeding the roadrunners chorizo. It might have been a little too spicy.

BIG BIG HUGS for you my friend!*oh yeah, and a slobbery kiss also* Pix said hi!

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#38 Aug 23, 2012
After four months of dormancy, this thread has been flatulated back to life.

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#39 Aug 23, 2012
It seems that OFFBEAT posters HAVE a FETISH about FARTS...has anyone else noticed this?? Is this WHAT HAPPENS to brilliant minds that fizzle out? They resort to utter about compressed air that needs to exit their bodies...or they will explode? WHERE'S SHERLOCK..when we need his theory on this?

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#40 Aug 23, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
It seems that OFFBEAT posters HAVE a FETISH about FARTS...has anyone else noticed this?? Is this WHAT HAPPENS to brilliant minds that fizzle out? They resort to utter about compressed air that needs to exit their bodies...or they will explode? WHERE'S SHERLOCK..when we need his theory on this?
Even brilliant minds need to occasionally behave less brilliantly sometimes.

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#41 Aug 23, 2012
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Even brilliant minds need to occasionally behave less brilliantly sometimes.
Good point..can ya imagine your wife decides THAT you need to go grocery shopping for a change..so the list has all the menu items for the week..so you say are a Math whiz. It is ONLY you and she at home..so every item listed..she wants..the size..say a two pound bag of rice, two cans of refried beans, a pound of hamburger, one bottle of taco sauce..etc. YOU would be calculating in your brain..EXACTLY the amount of each item is needed precisely for each meal..OR..would you just get what she listed and be done with it...Say, you are a chemist..and the same list..WOULD you also measure the amount of ingredients needed EXACTLY for the Mexican dish she is planning to prepare and HOW to cut down on the certain ingredients and perhaps ADD ginger spice to cut the gas effect that emits from the refried beans..WE do not want an explosion to occur while dining at the table..NOW do we? Yes, sometimes...brilliant minds DO need to take a mini-vacation..WHEN interacting in simple pleasures of daily living, HOW else would you appreciate your very existence?

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#42 Aug 23, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>Good point..can ya imagine your wife decides THAT you need to go grocery shopping for a change..so the list has all the menu items for the week..so you say are a Math whiz. It is ONLY you and she at home..so every item listed..she wants..the size..say a two pound bag of rice, two cans of refried beans, a pound of hamburger, one bottle of taco sauce..etc. YOU would be calculating in your brain..EXACTLY the amount of each item is needed precisely for each meal..OR..would you just get what she listed and be done with it...Say, you are a chemist..and the same list..WOULD you also measure the amount of ingredients needed EXACTLY for the Mexican dish she is planning to prepare and HOW to cut down on the certain ingredients and perhaps ADD ginger spice to cut the gas effect that emits from the refried beans..WE do not want an explosion to occur while dining at the table..NOW do we? Yes, sometimes...brilliant minds DO need to take a mini-vacation..WHEN interacting in simple pleasures of daily living, HOW else would you appreciate your very existence?
Occasionally I do occasionally second guess my wife on quantities, but not without paying a price (LOL).

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#43 Aug 23, 2012
Gloop!

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#44 Aug 23, 2012
Hey. that last post contained a redundancy.

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#45 Aug 23, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>Good point..can ya imagine your wife decides THAT you need to go grocery shopping for a change..so the list has all the menu items for the week..so you say are a Math whiz. It is ONLY you and she at home..so every item listed..she wants..the size..say a two pound bag of rice, two cans of refried beans, a pound of hamburger, one bottle of taco sauce..etc. YOU would be calculating in your brain..EXACTLY the amount of each item is needed precisely for each meal..OR..would you just get what she listed and be done with it...Say, you are a chemist..and the same list..WOULD you also measure the amount of ingredients needed EXACTLY for the Mexican dish she is planning to prepare and HOW to cut down on the certain ingredients and perhaps ADD ginger spice to cut the gas effect that emits from the refried beans..WE do not want an explosion to occur while dining at the table..NOW do we? Yes, sometimes...brilliant minds DO need to take a mini-vacation..WHEN interacting in simple pleasures of daily living, HOW else would you appreciate your very existence?
Those refried beans could cause a few farts.
Mona

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#46 Aug 23, 2012
The title of this thread just drew me to it. LOL .... now I heard it all, well, maybe not.
Mona

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#47 Aug 23, 2012
The Gloop wrote:
Gloop!
Goodnight Gloop. Such a cute little Gloop, everytime I see you, I think of little baby chicks. I just wanna squeeze you.

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#48 Aug 23, 2012
Is this the Zen Buddhism thread?

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#49 Aug 23, 2012
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Those refried beans could cause a few farts.
Ya know..I have used "ginger" spice whenever..I am cooking beans..it helps..one ole'lady told me to place a new nail from the hardware store, washed and placed in the boiling pot of beans..it helps with the "gas" that is associated with beans.

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#50 Aug 23, 2012
Mona wrote:
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Goodnight Gloop. Such a cute little Gloop, everytime I see you, I think of little baby chicks. I just wanna squeeze you.
Gloop!

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#51 Aug 24, 2012
Get a quartet of people who have eaten limburger cheese and refried beans washed down with beer and we could have some four fart harmony.

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