The science of farts.

The science of farts.

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#1 Apr 14, 2012
I notice, as I sit here at the computer desk, that these farts are extra terrible. Paint peelers. Eye waterers. I'm always intrigued by the scents emerging from my bunghole. Why are they so noxious at times? Is it the sugars in the corn that I ate? The cheap beer that I drank?

Strangely there is no consistent pattern to farts. I can eat a pork roast one night and have sulphuric nightmare farts- then the next time having a similar meal, nothing. Do farts have a mind of their own? Why do they tease us so?

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#2 Apr 15, 2012
It is a combination of sulfur containing gasses and methane gas as well as other gasses that combine to produce that offensive smell. I have this question. Why are some farts more smelly than others. Sometimes a small and silent fart can smell much worse than a fart loud enough to be measured on the Richter Scale.

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#3 Apr 15, 2012
Who Cares...!? Face IT...Some smell good, some smell bad, some smell ok?, some don't smell at all...

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#4 Apr 15, 2012
Rapid air racing through a small opening.
Meat makes the smell, beans give it the going power.

Only you Eric, ha ha ha!

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#6 Apr 15, 2012
Dung Beetle Bill wrote:
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Sounds like you are an expert on farts. Maybe because of all the gas you expel?
You're the expert - you tell me.
Nothing stinks more than your outhouse posts.

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#8 Apr 15, 2012

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#10 Apr 15, 2012
Dung Beetle Bill wrote:
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That's not true. Leading Fart researchers have taken polls showing that people prefer my farts to your breath four to one.
I saw it on the web. Shall I provide a link?
Do you have a link for that one? I will bet not.

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#12 Apr 15, 2012
Dung Beetle Bill wrote:
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That's not true. Leading Fart researchers have taken polls showing that people prefer my farts to your breath four to one.
I saw it on the web. Shall I provide a link?
If such a site does exist, it is phonier than a three dollar bill as there is no rational way such a thing could be determined as my breath has never been scientifically analyzed by anybody. You appear to be talking through the same opening you fart through.

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#13 Apr 15, 2012
Dung Beetle Bill wrote:
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No, but there's no denying it.
You're not one of them deniers now, are you?
I should have known. All we have is your pompous and flatulant say so.

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#16 Apr 15, 2012
Dung Beetle Bill wrote:
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You go, girl!
Ironic that you would call me a girl as you are too gutless to be a man. I have seen little kids come up with more sophisticated insults than that.

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#17 Apr 15, 2012
Dung Beetle Bill wrote:
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No, but there's no denying it.
You're not one of them deniers now, are you?
Denier is a measure of the sheerness of the nylon stockings you wear.

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#18 Apr 15, 2012
Dung Beetle Bill wrote:
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If you say so, doll.
Ususally. only gay people call other men "doll" or something similar.

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#21 Apr 17, 2012
Dung Beetle Bill wrote:
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Only Girly-men have Garfield for an avatar.
That is heathcliff, you dolt! Heathcliff epitomizes machoness anyway, something you lack.

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#23 Apr 18, 2012
Im no fart expert. But I think we are getting off tract here.

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#24 Apr 18, 2012
Dung Beetle Bill wrote:
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I was wondering when you'd get around to correcting me on your cute little icon.
Really dude, that avatar is pretty gay. Not that I have anything against gay people, just guys who get offened by being called "doll" and then have such a gay avatar - hypocrite!
What a lame excuse . You wrongly identified Heathcliff as being Garfield, LIAR! That's the oldest and lamest excuse in the book and it fools noone but yourself. I not the one who addressed my adversary with romantic sounding names, faggy boy. Heathcliff is the feline answer to a lady's man and you are envious of his success with the opposite sex while you bomb out. You are a two bit icon troll and nothing more, Ladyboy.

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#27 Apr 19, 2012
Dung Beetle Bill wrote:
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Ladyboy? I'm not the one defending a male cat avatar's honor.
For somebody who needs to man up himself, that is a totally inappropriate comment. You sound like a pathetic internet troll.
know the truth

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#28 Aug 23, 2012
The Science & Art of FARTS; discussed in "The Art of Flatulence" by Joseph Isaacs of Palm Harbor Fl. This new work shares the science of gas and the art its taken on over the years, additionally Isaacs has published www.fartwithoutfear.com [email protected] for more information.

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#29 Aug 23, 2012
know the truth wrote:
The Science & Art of FARTS; discussed in "The Art of Flatulence" by Joseph Isaacs of Palm Harbor Fl. This new work shares the science of gas and the art its taken on over the years, additionally Isaacs has published www.fartwithoutfear.com [email protected] for more information.
It doesn't require a scientist to understand the results of acute flatulence.

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#30 Aug 23, 2012
Farts are made from what you ate earlier today or the day before.

Thus it is accurate to call them a blast from the past.

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But so are you.

#31 Aug 23, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
Farts are made from what you ate earlier today or the day before.
Thus it is accurate to call them a blast from the past.
Well said, and noted Clem.

Strange though, farts seem to emenate from unknown sources at times. Bread is a real player.

Why do loud farts seem not to stink, and quiet ones bubble with noxious gas?

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