Man caught having sex with abandoned yellow sofa

Sep 23, 2012 Full story: Anorak 167

TO Waukesha, Wisconsin, where Gerard P. Streator has been arrested for having sex with a sofa in public.

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“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Pocket full of wry

#2 Sep 23, 2012
Look at that poor sofa.
Shame on that newspaper; I thought they weren't allowed to post pictures of sexual assault victims.

“another beer ? sure why not”

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Bermuda Triangle

#3 Sep 23, 2012
its not very often i fell bad for inanimate objects but jeez

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#4 Sep 23, 2012
Did the sofa consent? Was he charged with statutory offense?

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#5 Sep 23, 2012
The writer must be racist. Why did they go out of the way to mention the race of the sofa?

“another beer ? sure why not”

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Bermuda Triangle

#7 Sep 23, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
Did the sofa consent? Was he charged with statutory offense?
I dont know what was the alledged couches age?>
Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#8 Sep 23, 2012
So how old is the sofa' esse?
Party Pete

Hollywood, FL

#9 Sep 23, 2012
Lol, his wife appeared to be okay with it..

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Pocket full of wry

#10 Sep 23, 2012
Well, I suppose Gerald has some taste. At least he went after a sofa and not some old couch sitting it's ware's on a curb..... what?
Oh, never mind.

He was a Lazy-boy and just Havertys him like an Ashley Broyhill settee didn't cushion the blow of his Ikea.

“I'll paint any car,”

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Since: Aug 08

For $99.99

#11 Sep 23, 2012
It would have been fine if it was a light-blue couch.
jeff j

New Berlin, WI

#12 Sep 23, 2012
Can you blame the guy? The couch is way hotter then his wife!
Party Pete

Hollywood, FL

#14 Sep 23, 2012
Maybe he likes to go out and get a little strange every now and then. "Strange" being the key word here..
Couch Hor

Nitro, WV

#15 Sep 24, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
The writer must be racist. Why did they go out of the way to mention the race of the sofa?
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Do not worry Spotted Girl. The sofa was a cheap hor, and has a mother (bed) who has starred in some of the most sleaziest of porn. The sofa's father, a woody picnic table, is a child molester. 2212
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'dh

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#16 Sep 24, 2012
He was sooooo confused

He thought it was a LOVE-SEAT.
Grace Nerissa

Dublin, Ireland

#17 Sep 24, 2012
I feel that couch was secretly chuffed-

For too long it only seemed to attract 'couch potatoes'

Which made it feel just like 'part of the furniture'

But this development has 'cushioned the blow'

And put a new 'spring' in it's step(;

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#19 Sep 24, 2012
I always thought the male was very creative.I hope he wasn't rough with the sofa;and,used a condom and plenty of lube.LOL
Krypteia

Shoreham-by-sea, UK

#20 Sep 24, 2012
What a horrible colour for a sofa..

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#21 Sep 24, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
Did the sofa consent? Was he charged with statutory offense?
It is a tragedy.He should be charged;as a moron,of course.
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#22 Sep 24, 2012
Obviously,everyone has failed to mention those gorgeous,machine tooled strait legs,,,,,(sigh) just darting out from behind the frontal skirt,,,,,!!!??

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#23 Sep 24, 2012
guess he figured its more cushion for the pushing.
lol
Krypteia

Shoreham-by-sea, UK

#24 Sep 24, 2012
I prefer a nice white,black or Tan myself but each to their own.

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