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Man caught having sex with abandoned yellow sofa

There are 167 comments on the Anorak story from Sep 23, 2012, titled Man caught having sex with abandoned yellow sofa. In it, Anorak reports that:

TO Waukesha, Wisconsin, where Gerard P. Streator has been arrested for having sex with a sofa in public.

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“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#2 Sep 23, 2012
Look at that poor sofa.
Shame on that newspaper; I thought they weren't allowed to post pictures of sexual assault victims.

“another beer ? sure why not”

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Springtown

#3 Sep 23, 2012
its not very often i fell bad for inanimate objects but jeez

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#4 Sep 23, 2012
Did the sofa consent? Was he charged with statutory offense?

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#5 Sep 23, 2012
The writer must be racist. Why did they go out of the way to mention the race of the sofa?

“another beer ? sure why not”

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Springtown

#7 Sep 23, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
Did the sofa consent? Was he charged with statutory offense?
I dont know what was the alledged couches age?>
Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#8 Sep 23, 2012
So how old is the sofa' esse?
Party Pete

United States

#9 Sep 23, 2012
Lol, his wife appeared to be okay with it..

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Pocket full of wry

#10 Sep 23, 2012
Well, I suppose Gerald has some taste. At least he went after a sofa and not some old couch sitting it's ware's on a curb..... what?
Oh, never mind.

He was a Lazy-boy and just Havertys him like an Ashley Broyhill settee didn't cushion the blow of his Ikea.

“Taste great in milk!”

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Since: Aug 08

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#11 Sep 23, 2012
It would have been fine if it was a light-blue couch.
jeff j

Burlington, WI

#12 Sep 23, 2012
Can you blame the guy? The couch is way hotter then his wife!
Party Pete

United States

#14 Sep 23, 2012
Maybe he likes to go out and get a little strange every now and then. "Strange" being the key word here..
Couch Hor

Seth, WV

#15 Sep 24, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
The writer must be racist. Why did they go out of the way to mention the race of the sofa?
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Do not worry Spotted Girl. The sofa was a cheap hor, and has a mother (bed) who has starred in some of the most sleaziest of porn. The sofa's father, a woody picnic table, is a child molester. 2212
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'dh

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#16 Sep 24, 2012
He was sooooo confused

He thought it was a LOVE-SEAT.
Grace Nerissa

Ireland

#17 Sep 24, 2012
I feel that couch was secretly chuffed-

For too long it only seemed to attract 'couch potatoes'

Which made it feel just like 'part of the furniture'

But this development has 'cushioned the blow'

And put a new 'spring' in it's step(;

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#19 Sep 24, 2012
I always thought the male was very creative.I hope he wasn't rough with the sofa;and,used a condom and plenty of lube.LOL
Krypteia

Eastbourne, UK

#20 Sep 24, 2012
What a horrible colour for a sofa..

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#21 Sep 24, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
Did the sofa consent? Was he charged with statutory offense?
It is a tragedy.He should be charged;as a moron,of course.
Parden pard

Nazareth, PA

#22 Sep 24, 2012
Obviously,everyone has failed to mention those gorgeous,machine tooled strait legs,,,,,(sigh) just darting out from behind the frontal skirt,,,,,!!!??

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#23 Sep 24, 2012
guess he figured its more cushion for the pushing.
lol
Krypteia

Eastbourne, UK

#24 Sep 24, 2012
I prefer a nice white,black or Tan myself but each to their own.

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