Coffee with Pie!
Michael

Houston, TX

#37526 Sep 13, 2014
Michael

Houston, TX

#37527 Sep 13, 2014
The Impressions

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A Bronx Tale - The Door Test
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Michael

Houston, TX

#37529 Sep 18, 2014
"ROFL"

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme...

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

6,099 of 6,226 people found the following review helpful

A warning from across the pond...
By A. Chappell on July 3, 2012

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)
Michael

Houston, TX

#37531 Oct 13, 2014
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm clearing my tracker and clicked on this and for some reason it took me to the first page. What's up?
Hi C.. Am not sure what up..
Perhaps this is how topix's tracker works;
http://images.crystalscomments.com/6/4194.gif
Michael

Houston, TX

#37532 Oct 13, 2014
Be nice if P would get her phine'phat'ass on here more often..
Oh I dunno, like once in a phricken "Blue in Baltimore" moon..
According to what's on tha hauties Topix qna mind..
Am thinking someone's sometimes busy running American Apple Pie Strip Club.
Kinda miss her nice cups, of coffee, and sinking my fork into her haut apple pie.
In other words, I kinda, sorta, miss'ya Eastie, n hope all's well with you and yours..
Michael

Houston, TX

#37535 Oct 19, 2014
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
Love it!
The Dance - "This is for you daddy"..

“Don't Tread on Me!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#37536 Oct 30, 2014
Michael wrote:
"ROFL"
http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme...
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
6,099 of 6,226 people found the following review helpful
A warning from across the pond...
By A. Chappell on July 3, 2012
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...
So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)
lmao!
Michael

Houston, TX

#37537 Oct 31, 2014
GEICO HORROR MOVIE COMMERCIAL
Why can't we just get in the running car!..
Are you crazy?..
Michael

Houston, TX

#37538 Oct 31, 2014
F-BOMBS FOR FEMINISM:
Potty Mouthed Princesses Use Bad Word For Good Cause by FCKH8 com
Michael

Houston, TX

#37540 Nov 1, 2014

“Don't Tread on Me!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#37541 Nov 1, 2014
Michael wrote:
lol..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =mV_e_7lCd9AXX
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
I saw this last night! Did you see the little brother GTFO when the 'diagnosis' was read? LOL
Michael

Houston, TX

#37542 Nov 3, 2014
Paisley_Posey wrote:
<quoted text>I saw this last night! Did you see the little brother GTFO when the 'diagnosis' was read? LOL
Yeah, was gone like tha'wind.. lol
Also noticed the room behind'em was a Pigsty.

http://www.eonline.com/news/593774/these-pare...

Sometimes it's hi-larious when someone posts a video,
even a music video or picture where it includes some too phunnies..

“Don't Tread on Me!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#37543 Nov 3, 2014
Michael wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah, was gone like tha'wind.. lol
Also noticed the room behind'em was a Pigsty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =LmgqGroY65kXX
http://www.eonline.com/news/593774/these-pare...
Sometimes it's hi-larious when someone posts a video,
even a music video or picture where it includes some too phunnies..
Like the chick in the bathroom posting a selfie with poo in the toilet beneath her...lol
Michael

Houston, TX

#37544 Nov 3, 2014
Hilarious Highlights.. 11.1.2014

Illinois Fighting Illini (4 - 5)
at Ohio State Buckeyes (7 -1)
3rd quarter, 12:35 remaining Fumble/Forward incomplete pass..
Picked up by Illini #2, DB - V'Angelo Bentley thinking it's a fumble.
Leveled by former Glenville High school teammate, Buckeye #12, QB - Cardale Jones.
#link/scroll page n just push play for can'ove'whoopass vid..
www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football/20...

Play starts at 2 hours, 6 minutes and 56 seconds of the video, 3rd quarter, 12:56 remaining.
http://espn.go.com/watchespn/player/_/league/...

“Don't Tread on Me!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#37545 Nov 5, 2014
Michael wrote:
Hilarious Highlights.. 11.1.2014
Illinois Fighting Illini (4 - 5)
at Ohio State Buckeyes (7 -1)
3rd quarter, 12:35 remaining Fumble/Forward incomplete pass..
Picked up by Illini #2, DB - V'Angelo Bentley thinking it's a fumble.
Leveled by former Glenville High school teammate, Buckeye #12, QB - Cardale Jones.
#link/scroll page n just push play for can'ove'whoopass vid..
www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football/20...
Play starts at 2 hours, 6 minutes and 56 seconds of the video, 3rd quarter, 12:56 remaining.
http://espn.go.com/watchespn/player/_/league/...
Great gif on that QB taking out that defender! But alas the ESPN link won't let me forward it to 2 hrs, 6 mins, 56 secs, dang!
I love college FB!
Michael

Houston, TX

#37546 Nov 7, 2014
Paisley_Posey wrote:
<quoted text>Like the chick in the bathroom posting a selfie with poo in the toilet beneath her...lol
lol..
http://www.epicfail.com/2009/08/26/sexy-fail-...


Mastercard Priceless Parodies..
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2010/05/pric...
http://inboxity.com/view.asp...
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2010/05/pric...
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/61169/this-i...
http://i.imgur.com/YMs4g.jpg
Michael

Houston, TX

#37547 Nov 7, 2014
Paisley_Posey wrote:
<quoted text>Great gif on that QB taking out that defender! But alas the ESPN link won't let me forward it to 2 hrs, 6 mins, 56 secs, dang!
I love college FB!
With a current Adobe Flash Player..
Takes 'bout 15 seconds for the advance bar to load, depending on your mbps..
Play is three quarters before the 14th hash/segement mark...
22 yrd run by Elliot prior..
Michael

Houston, TX

#37548 Nov 8, 2014
Ridiculously way too slow..

“Don't Tread on Me!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#37549 Nov 8, 2014
Michael wrote:
LOL! The matador penis pop, bwa ha ha! I figure his Johnson was just trying to stay out of the way! Many laughs in those links, thanks for sharing.
Pie Connoisseur

Houston, TX

#37550 Nov 20, 2014
Paisley_Posey wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL! The matador penis pop, bwa ha ha! I figure his Johnson was just trying to stay out of the way! Many laughs in those links, thanks for sharing.
¡Ayiiiiijaiiiijaiiijaiiii!

El Grito del Mariachi...


El Toro Relajo..
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Escóndete tras las trancas, chatita..
¡Toro, toro, torooooorooo,...Toro relajo!..

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