I always hire an event planner for important moments, Silly.<quoted text>You hired an event planner for this? Michael didn't even show up. You should fire him. The event planner not Michael. Did you and Michael have a falling out? You should fire him. Michael not the event planner. Oh and this is not a fire drill.
Don't forget that this is the month where you can take off your training bra and feel yourself up....without the guilt.