I have a Weird one for you.

I have a Weird one for you.

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Jumper The wise

Morgantown, KY

#1 Jul 14, 2014
I don't know if it really counts as being 'weird' but for the 7th.time I ended up helping to capture an African American who was breaking the law.

I'm not racist,and don't mean any disrespect,but this one has really got me stumped.

I am not connected with law enforcement and do not wish to run around like some kind of comic book hero.

But it seems every dammed time I leave the house I end up in some situation where I have to see the worst example of human race in action.

This time I was at the bank and this skinny little black dude ran up to a car and snatched this elderly lady's purse right off her arm as she opened her door.

"Help! Help!" she screamed.
I was fiddling with my car keys and check book and saw him cut across the parking lot heading in my direction.As he passed I just opened my door on the passenger's side and he slammed right into it and fell.
All I had to do was hold him down with my foot until the cops showed up to collect him.

That's my seventh time helping out like that within the last couple of months.

It just seem's odd,like fate or something.
I'm just wondering what the heck is going on.
And why does it have to be black street thugs?

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

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#2 Jul 16, 2014
Move to a new neighborhood !

Or make a superhero costume.

Good luck

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

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#3 Jul 16, 2014
Jumper The wise wrote:
I don't know if it really counts as being 'weird' but for the 7th.time I ended up helping to capture an African American who was breaking the law.
I'm not racist,and don't mean any disrespect,but this one has really got me stumped.
I am not connected with law enforcement and do not wish to run around like some kind of comic book hero.
But it seems every dammed time I leave the house I end up in some situation where I have to see the worst example of human race in action.
This time I was at the bank and this skinny little black dude ran up to a car and snatched this elderly lady's purse right off her arm as she opened her door.
"Help! Help!" she screamed.
I was fiddling with my car keys and check book and saw him cut across the parking lot heading in my direction.As he passed I just opened my door on the passenger's side and he slammed right into it and fell.
All I had to do was hold him down with my foot until the cops showed up to collect him.
That's my seventh time helping out like that within the last couple of months.
It just seem's odd,like fate or something.
I'm just wondering what the heck is going on.
And why does it have to be black street thugs?
I think the smell of your foot must have knocked him out! Why not just take off your shoe and throw it at him???

“I looked, and behold,”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#5 Jul 16, 2014
Is that you Sublime wrote:
<quoted text>You're awesome bro. Did the criminal ask if you've always been so muscular? Did he ask why things slow down for you when your adrenaline flows?
We know it's not you. If that had been you, you would have been too preoccupied with homosexual thoughts involving the black dude, you, and the purse to do anything about it.

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#6 Jul 16, 2014
Jumper The wise wrote:
I don't know if it really counts as being 'weird' but for the 7th.time I ended up helping to capture an African American who was breaking the law.
I'm not racist,and don't mean any disrespect,but this one has really got me stumped.
I am not connected with law enforcement and do not wish to run around like some kind of comic book hero.
But it seems every dammed time I leave the house I end up in some situation where I have to see the worst example of human race in action.
This time I was at the bank and this skinny little black dude ran up to a car and snatched this elderly lady's purse right off her arm as she opened her door.
"Help! Help!" she screamed.
I was fiddling with my car keys and check book and saw him cut across the parking lot heading in my direction.As he passed I just opened my door on the passenger's side and he slammed right into it and fell.
All I had to do was hold him down with my foot until the cops showed up to collect him.
That's my seventh time helping out like that within the last couple of months.
It just seem's odd,like fate or something.
I'm just wondering what the heck is going on.
And why does it have to be black street thugs?
May I ask what was your other foot doing and your hands????

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