Unbelievably absurd arguments that "s...

Unbelievably absurd arguments that "support" the existence of God.

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Since: Sep 10

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#625 May 26, 2012
The serpent was right wrote:
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I must have missed that.
What are you?
He appears to be unbiased and truthful.

Quick! go get your hammer and nails! lol

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Since: Dec 10

Fogelsville, PA

#626 May 26, 2012
Illustrated Man wrote:
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He appears to be unbiased and truthful.
Quick! go get your hammer and nails! lol
The religious folks do that sort of thing.

Since: Mar 12

Milwaukee

#627 May 26, 2012
The bible also talks about slaves so does that mean its right? Humans have evolved.
redneck

Azalea, OR

#628 May 26, 2012
Illustrated Man wrote:
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Plenty of Japanese Zen Buddhists in ww2, that used prisoners of war for forced labor. So I would not really consider Buddhists exempt.
Japanese soldiers were Shinto and believed that Hirohito was a divine ruler. Tojo took the blaime for him and was hanged.
redneck

Azalea, OR

#629 May 26, 2012
Brian_G wrote:
You have a right to your faith belief, no one can politically criticize you for your religion; here in the free world. If you want to spread anti-religion, anti-atheist, racism or anti-gay hate speech, take it down the street.
We can openly criticize any faith but we can't name and condemn anyone for holding that faith. We differ from the radicals, we're not Jihadists. We don't just respect life, we also respect truth and reputation.
Lets start with this truth.Gods are a myth that man created. If you argue then look up the word 'myth'. If you still argue,you must back up your claim with proof. No person in history has ever provided proof so you be the first and will be famous.
redneck

Azalea, OR

#630 May 26, 2012
Jaredb8 wrote:
The bible also talks about slaves so does that mean its right? Humans have evolved.
Some of us have evolved beyond mythology.

Since: Mar 12

Milwaukee

#631 May 26, 2012
redneck wrote:
<quoted text>Some of us have evolved beyond mythology.
I couldnt agree more. I'm more of a see it to believe it guy. Show me proof of God and I will believe. Until then I wish they would stop forcing their flawed views on others. Gays that want to get married aren't forcing anyone to do it or attend their weddings they more than anything want the same financial benefits that heterosexual couples get. All of these anti gay marriage bible thumpers should also be against and couple that get married in a court house being able to call it a marriage. It has no religious attachment it is a legal proceeding.
Sam

Puyallup, WA

#632 May 26, 2012
I AM God! I hold dominion over Topix.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#633 May 26, 2012
Sam wrote:
I AM God! I hold dominion over Topix.
Pfslatttttt! No ya don't. Melvin does!

“There is no god.”

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Since: Jan 12

USA

#634 May 26, 2012
Sam wrote:
I AM God! I hold dominion over Topix.
I thought you gave all that power to jesus, 6000 yrs and still can't get your story straight. Omni bull excrement.

“hellshade”

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Since: Jul 07

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#635 May 26, 2012
Jaredb8 wrote:
The bible also talks about slaves so does that mean its right? Humans have evolved.
humans may have evolved but many of the religious have not, and a lot of them don't believe in evolution either...

Since: Mar 12

Milwaukee

#636 May 26, 2012
centereach ny wrote:
<quoted text>humans may have evolved but many of the religious have not, and a lot of them don't believe in evolution either...
Well humans evolving can be proven at least in their social views. Slavery is gone. Women couldn't vote. Interracial marriages were illegal. To me that shows us evolving as a society so if they dont believe in it they are just plain blind.

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#637 May 26, 2012
Jaredb8 wrote:
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Well humans evolving can be proven at least in their social views. Slavery is gone. Women couldn't vote. Interracial marriages were illegal. To me that shows us evolving as a society so if they dont believe in it they are just plain blind.
And Christianity played the biggest roll into changing these views, if you consider the facts.

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Since: Dec 10

Fogelsville, PA

#639 May 26, 2012
Sam wrote:
I AM God! I hold dominion over Topix.
I've seen at least three other posters claim that too. Try something original.

“hellshade”

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#640 May 26, 2012
Jaredb8 wrote:
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Well humans evolving can be proven at least in their social views. Slavery is gone. Women couldn't vote. Interracial marriages were illegal. To me that shows us evolving as a society so if they dont believe in it they are just plain blind.
one question here, are you a retard? i was not talking about social evolution but biological evolution and the rest of my previous post still stands.it is thier religios beliefs i was talking about as well
you are quite honestly an idiot.

Since: Mar 12

Milwaukee

#641 May 26, 2012
centereach ny wrote:
<quoted text>one question here, are you a retard? i was not talking about social evolution but biological evolution and the rest of my previous post still stands.it is thier religios beliefs i was talking about as well
you are quite honestly an idiot.
You would know what an idiot looks like. Take a glance in the mirror dumb a@&.

“ecrasez l'infame”

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Since: May 08

Atlanta, Georgia

#642 May 26, 2012
Illustrated Man wrote:
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And Christianity played the biggest roll into changing these views, if you consider the facts.
1890 - "The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation." ~ Elizabeth Cady Stanton

"Voting is no right; it is a privilege granted.... There is no wrong done ... by denying this to certain classes of a community, whether on account of age or sex or any supposed causes of disqualification. In this country the whole foundation of our institutions has been that the male sex when arrived at years of supposed discretion alone should take part in the political control of the country... Under the operation of this Amendment, what will become of the family hearthstone around which cluster the very best influences of human education? You will have a family with two heads -- a 'house divided against itself.' You will no longer have that healthful and necessary subordination of wife to husband... You will have substituted a system of contention and difference warring against the laws of nature herself, and attempting by these new fangled, petty, puny, and most contimptible contrivances, organized in defiance of the best lessons of human experience, to confuse, impede and disarrange the palpable will of the Creator of the World." --Senator Thomas F. Bayard of Delaware, 1874

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Seems you're wrong.

Since: Mar 12

Milwaukee

#643 May 27, 2012
centereach ny wrote:
<quoted text>one question here, are you a retard? i was not talking about social evolution but biological evolution and the rest of my previous post still stands.it is thier religios beliefs i was talking about as well
you are quite honestly an idiot.
Look up the word beliefs. You use it a lot you should know what the word means. Beliefs are not facts.
redneck

Azalea, OR

#644 May 27, 2012
Jaredb8 wrote:
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Look up the word beliefs. You use it a lot you should know what the word means. Beliefs are not facts.
Look up the word 'myth' while your at it.

Since: Mar 12

Milwaukee

#645 May 27, 2012
redneck wrote:
<quoted text>Look up the word 'myth' while your at it.
And how does that apply to my post?

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