Favorite movie quote.

“Quite Contrary”

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#1065 Jan 26, 2013
I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for.

Practical Magic

“100% Princess”

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and totally harmless

#1066 Jan 27, 2013
You gotta be a man to wear tights....
Little John,
Robin Hood, men in tights.

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#1067 Jan 27, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
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Just watch it a few days ago myself. That poem has stuck with my ever since. I found it very powerful, especially within context of the end of the movie.
Did you happen to watch all the way through the closing credits? There is one last scene at the end of the credits, that is crucial to the end of the movie :)
HOLY COW! Why did I not read this sooner!!??? <squirrel tapping head against tree trunk over and over>Oh.. look at that<nuts had falled>

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#1068 Jan 27, 2013
Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.

Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Man in Black: You've made your decision then?

Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

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#1069 Jan 27, 2013
Vizzini: Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.

Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.

Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#1070 Jan 27, 2013
"Oddly enough, the swan dive was invented before the swan."
-Prehistoric Women

Prosecutor (to butler on the witness stand):
"Did anything unusual happen that afternoon?"
Butler:
No, nothing unusual. Well there was a gunshot."
-Murder on Monday (British mystery)

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#1071 Mar 25, 2013
'help me ob1, you are my only hope'

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#1072 Mar 25, 2013
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. - Hedley LaMar, Blazing Saddles

“Taste great in milk!”

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#1073 Mar 25, 2013
"You going to give Me my Cadillac, or do I got to go to Your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?"

Repoman, 1984

“Don't steal home without it. ”

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#1074 Mar 25, 2013
"Just a reminder, fans, comin' up is our "Die-hard Night" here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant."

(Major League)

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1075 Mar 27, 2013
"I have something to say! It's better to burn out than to fade away!"

Highlander - 1986

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and totally harmless

#1076 Mar 27, 2013
Does anyone know what cirrhosis is?

Sure.
Cirrhosis are red
So violets are blue
So sugar is sweet
So so are you

--Horse Feathers

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#1077 Mar 27, 2013
"And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And here's how I want 'em arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft." ~ Russ Cargill, The Simpson's Movie

“Quite Contrary”

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#1078 Apr 14, 2013
"Well, I wasn't gonna eat her!"
The wolf in The 10th Kingdom

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#1079 Apr 15, 2013
Nun: Let me get this straight: you don't believe in God because of "Alice in Wonderland"?

Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They, they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll fruckin' spank you."

Bartleby:[Bartleby is listening from a nearby seat]
[quietly]
Bartleby: Oh, geez...

Nun: The way you put it... I never really thought about it like that before. What have I been doing with my life? What am I...

Loki: Yeah, I know. Listen, my advice to you: you take this money that you've been collecting for your parish, go get yourself a nice dress, you know? Fix yourself up. Find some man, find some woman, that you can connect with, even for a moment,'cause that's really all that life is, Sister. It's a series of moments. Why don't you seize yours?

[the nun hesitates, then smiles, nods, and leaves]
Loki: That-a girl. Ah.
[he turns around and sits next to Bartleby with a grin on his face]

Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence. He's spoken to you personally. Yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.

Loki: I just like to fruck with the clergy, man. I just love it, I love to keep those guys on their toes.

Dogma

*Slight edited cuss words.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1080 Apr 16, 2013
Roy Batty: Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.

Bladerunner - 1982

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#1081 Apr 16, 2013
Bartleby: The humans have besmirched everything bestowed on them. They were given Paradise, they threw it away. They were given this planet, they destroyed it. They were favored best among all His endeavors, and some of them don't even believe He exists. And in spite of it all, He's shown them infinite frucking patience at every turn. What about us? I asked you... once to lay down the sword because I felt sorry for them. What was the result? Our expulsion from Paradise. WHERE WAS HIS INFINITE FRUCKING PATIENCE THEN? IT'S NOT RIGHT, IT'S NOT FAIR. We've paid our debt. Don't you think it's time? Don't you think its time we went home? and to do that, I think we have to dispatch of our would-be dispatchers.

Dogma

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Buffalo, NY

#1082 Apr 16, 2013
..."the horror,the horror"

... col. walter kurtz ...

“Whip it, whip it good”

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#1083 Apr 16, 2013
"I'm not that kind of angel."
~Michael~

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#1084 Apr 17, 2013
Why is it always me? Harry Porter Movie.

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