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Feb 15, 2013
 
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She handed me a heart shaped locket that said "To thine own self be true" And I shivered as I watched a roach crawl across The toe of my high heel shoe It sounded like somebody else that was talkin' Askin' Mama what do I do She said just be nice to the gentlemen Fancy They'll be nice to you

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"looks like we got ourselves a reader."

"I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year, after the show I went to a Waffle House, I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me, "Tch tch tch tch. Hey, what you readin' for?" Is that like the weirdest question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading for. Well, godammit, you stumped me. Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one, is so I don't end up, being a waffle waitress.
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Big time wrote :

"I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year, after the show I went to a Waffle House, I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me, "Tch tch tch tch. Hey, what you readin' for?" Is that like the weirdest question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading for. Well, godammit, you stumped me. Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one, is so I don't end up, being a waffle waitress.

Beth writes :

Ha Ha Ha . Something similar happened to me. I was at the bus stop waiting for the bus reading a magazine . Suddenly a guy I had a crush on saw me and walked up and asked ; "what are you reading" ? I blushed because it was a PlayGirl magazine . Awkward !

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... i was sittin on a newspaper on the bus and a guy asked me ... you readin that ...
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Feb 16, 2013
 
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... i was sittin on a newspaper on the bus and a guy asked me ... you readin that ...
and you said??

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Feb 16, 2013
 
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>and you said??
Maybe he was getting paper trained like my puppy??

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Feb 16, 2013
 
Cyan in CA wrote:
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Maybe he was getting paper trained like my puppy??
funny... I hope he didnt wet on the sports page..

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I think I know a lot more people than I realized.

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Big time wrote : didn't wrote' it,...

Ctrl C & Ctrl V,..
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I believe the first mistake would be thinking... cause we can't see a darn thing!
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Feb 16, 2013
 
Ctrl C & Ctrl V
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There, I finally registered.
Are you figgin peeps happy now?
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Who are you?

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Huh wrote:
Who are you?
One Ugly mo-fo if you really want to know.
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Feb 16, 2013
 
Then why did anyone care if you registered? So they can delete you?
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