moi
Level 4

Since: Dec 06

Arta, Russia

#291 Feb 15, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't think 'twas her real intention
to quote NEIL DIAMOND,
she was operating a splendid pun..
as
"Moi" went by the name of "I SAID"
a few years ago here on Offbeat.!
Hoping you are keeping well these days
I replied to yours in the
'Heart attack Grill' thread.
I was hoping you'd see the post as I knew it would amuse you.

moi
Level 4

Since: Dec 06

Arta, Russia

#292 Feb 15, 2013
Big Time wrote:
<quoted text>
And I am lost,
Are the skies so blue? Well, I heard ole Neil put her down.
At Least

United States

#293 Feb 15, 2013
I know who the idiots are, and that's the most important (or is it unimportant?) thing.
Level 1

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#294 Feb 15, 2013
I'm new so I don't know anyone yet

“Pair of Socks”

Since: Dec 06

.Beats an Ace High

#295 Feb 15, 2013
moi wrote:
<quoted text>
Are the skies so blue? Well, I heard ole Neil put her down.




Southern man don't need him around anyhow
Does my conscience bother you?
Tell the truth

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#296 Feb 15, 2013
... hey joe where ya going with that gun in your hand ...

moi
Level 4

Since: Dec 06

Arta, Russia

#297 Feb 15, 2013
Show Me wrote:
<quoted text>
Southern man don't need him around anyhow
Does my conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
 
 
 

Now would I say somethin' that wasn't true?

 
 
I'm askin' you
 
 
      sugar
 
 
 
would I lie to you?
 
 
 
 

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#298 Feb 15, 2013
I heard he caught his old lady messing round town..

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#299 Feb 15, 2013
"Be true to yourself and you can't go wrong
But there's just one thing that you must understand"
Don't mess with a missionary man, don't mess with a missionary man,

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#300 Feb 15, 2013
I'm new so I don't know anyone yet .... Lol barf

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#301 Feb 15, 2013
... would you lie to me anne lenox ...
reader

San Diego, CA

#302 Feb 15, 2013
Big Time wrote:
"Be true to yourself and you can't go wrong
But there's just one thing that you must understand"
Don't mess with a missionary man, don't mess with a missionary man,
"There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree"
sixth album

"To thine own self be true"
True That!!

“Esto Dignus”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

Withywindle

#303 Feb 15, 2013
She handed me a heart shaped locket that said "To thine own self be true" And I shivered as I watched a roach crawl across The toe of my high heel shoe It sounded like somebody else that was talkin' Askin' Mama what do I do She said just be nice to the gentlemen Fancy They'll be nice to you

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#304 Feb 15, 2013
"looks like we got ourselves a reader."

"I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year, after the show I went to a Waffle House, I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me, "Tch tch tch tch. Hey, what you readin' for?" Is that like the weirdest question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading for. Well, godammit, you stumped me. Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one, is so I don't end up, being a waffle waitress.
Loling

United States

#305 Feb 16, 2013
Ha
Mary

Reading, PA

#306 Feb 16, 2013
ya never know .

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#307 Feb 16, 2013
Big time wrote :

"I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year, after the show I went to a Waffle House, I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me, "Tch tch tch tch. Hey, what you readin' for?" Is that like the weirdest question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading for. Well, godammit, you stumped me. Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one, is so I don't end up, being a waffle waitress.

Beth writes :

Ha Ha Ha . Something similar happened to me. I was at the bus stop waiting for the bus reading a magazine . Suddenly a guy I had a crush on saw me and walked up and asked ; "what are you reading" ? I blushed because it was a PlayGirl magazine . Awkward !

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#309 Feb 16, 2013
... i was sittin on a newspaper on the bus and a guy asked me ... you readin that ...
Tebow

United States

#310 Feb 16, 2013
Timmay!

“Mrs_E”

Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#311 Feb 16, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i was sittin on a newspaper on the bus and a guy asked me ... you readin that ...
and you said??

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