Who makes you laugh here

Who makes you laugh here

Created by Polster on Oct 26, 2013

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Clem

DILF

Beatlesinthebog

Mike

Krypteia

Hillbilly

Hoofarted

Robot

Slack

Name your own

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#250 Apr 21, 2014
A week later, the same milf was wearing some kind of black yoga pant leggings, those real stretchy ones. I am not sure if they were a few sizes too small or what, the leggings were stretched to the point I could easily see her skimpy thong and round milky buns. Thought about offering her my jacket or pants to save her modesty. But I didn't, I just stared at her voluptuous shapely heinie. Totally should have got a selfie with my cell camera and have that keister n the background.

“Spirit67 don't like Donnie”

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#251 Apr 21, 2014
No one really!
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#252 Apr 21, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
A week later, the same milf was wearing some kind of black yoga pant leggings, those real stretchy ones. I am not sure if they were a few sizes too small or what, the leggings were stretched to the point I could easily see her skimpy thong and round milky buns. Thought about offering her my jacket or pants to save her modesty. But I didn't, I just stared at her voluptuous shapely heinie. Totally should have got a selfie with my cell camera and have that keister n the background.
You are my hero!!!

I can envision exactly what you are saying.

God bless you, and stretchy yoga pants.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#253 Apr 21, 2014
The Paisan wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG, that story is so touching and dear to my heart.
Godbot bless you.
I hope you bring more stories like this to TOPIX. This shows me that the human spirit, as well as bot spirit, is alive and well.
Thank you.
LOL...

You have the right Christian approach... I can see from your kindly reply:)

I'll give you another moving story along the same lines..
I was in a busy bus queue the other day, there was a lot of jostling
going on in the crowd trying to enter the bus..
I distinctly saw this one man slip his hand into
the pocket of the man in front,
I knew what he was doing > just trying to warm his poor hand
In the other man's pocket, it brought a tear to my eye,
observing that he didn't want anyone else to see what
he was doing...
as he probably felt ashamed at ... not being able to afford even a cheap
pair of gloves.

Life is tough out there, no doubt:)

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#254 Apr 21, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
I was picking up the kidbots from programming(school) and one of the mothers was waiting out there, and it wa a bit chilly out. Her nipples were poking out of her form fitting shirt pretty far. I wondered if I could hang some picture frames off of them, or if she would mind a quick tweaking.
True story. I just thought you might like to know that.
Don't give up on your dream of being a professional nipple tweaker.

If you play your cards right, you can tweak a big music or movie star right before they get an award on TV.

And then you can show a recording of such ceremony to your grand-kidbots and say ":Look! Look that them hard nipples. Your grand-dad had a hand in that. After that show, their record/movie went super-mega-hit!"
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#255 Apr 25, 2014
Sly has made me laugh lately with some of his comments.
Krypteia

Thornton, UK

#256 Apr 26, 2014
night machine wrote:
Sly has made me laugh lately with some of his comments.
it's not the quantity but the quality,but my wife might differ on this though..
interested

United States

#257 Apr 26, 2014
Spirit does I can't figure her out , but she does make me lol! Hang in there spirit things can always get worse.

“Spirit67 don't like Donnie”

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#258 Apr 26, 2014
Very much 'interested'.....he is a flipping fruit cake, who is madly in love with his self and his 'smart' phone!
interested

United States

#259 Apr 26, 2014
People with multiple personalities.

“Spirit67 don't like Donnie”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#260 Apr 26, 2014
interested wrote:
People with multiple personalities.
That would be YOU, LOL!

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#261 Apr 26, 2014
The 'blue' poster with United Stated IP named 'Independent'
makes me laugh, most especially when others are attempting to
troll him.

He very casually throws out a bit of logic that a troll doesn't
appear equipped in responding to without looking quite silly.

Hahaha ... yes, that makes me laugh .. out loud. ;~)

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#262 Apr 26, 2014
Independent said HE was on his way over here to catch this note of mine.

One interesting, yet I'm still clueless spam.

Can anyone guess what I am doing now?

I know .. don't mind me,... I know I'm WEIRD.:O

;~)

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#263 Apr 26, 2014
Forgive me please TOPIX, but your writers and editors .. they crack me UP.
No kiddin'... LOL

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#264 Apr 26, 2014
Teeeheee,,.. oh shoooot ... I mean ... no not shooooot .. ahhh

LOL

Someone changed the clueless to agree. HA !!!

L8A
Independent

United States

#265 Apr 26, 2014
Tehee Candor wrote:
The 'blue' poster with United Stated IP named 'Independent'
makes me laugh, most especially when others are attempting to
troll him.
He very casually throws out a bit of logic that a troll doesn't
appear equipped in responding to without looking quite silly.
Hahaha ... yes, that makes me laugh .. out loud. ;~)
You and I are a rare breed, which should make others here happy, and perhaps even laugh.
My wife says I have a very dry sense of humor.
Some here say it is morbid, sick, or non-existent.

Even so, there are many here that make me laugh from time to time, yourself included.
Hell, I even laugh at some of the posts by that sad little frog girl.

Topix got cliquish and it is near impossible for one of my off-color to be welcomed by most.
I don't hold against anyone, considering the history of socks and trolls.
Thanks for your kind words, they are hard to come by around here.

:^`D
Independent

United States

#266 Apr 26, 2014
hold IT^

sheesh.......

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#267 Apr 26, 2014
Independent wrote:
hold IT^
sheesh.......
That is a mouthful Independent, but a word worth chewing and pondering.
You and I are a lot a like and that's a neat thing when it is different genders.
I was raised by my Dad for the most part, Mom gone by the time I was 12, but
she was not there before that either.

I loved your last note there and it hit the mark like no other, most especially
with that particular poster. Some will never get it and they will judge ridiculous
things long before they choose to see the good, the wonderful, the unique
in other independent personalities in our world .. here at oZ.

Peace ~ God Bless My Brother :)
Best to your family as well.
PS, I didn't laugh so much at this but I sure am smiling. Thanks for everything.
DILF

Huntington, NY

#268 Apr 28, 2014
Again, I would like to thank those who voted for me.
Santa is watching and I'm sure he is pleased......you will no doubt have a great Christmas.

Have a great day people.
Krypteia

Thornton, UK

#269 Apr 28, 2014
DILF wrote:
Again, I would like to thank those who voted for me.
Santa is watching and I'm sure he is pleased......you will no doubt have a great Christmas.
Have a great day people.
it's fixed I tell ya fixed...

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