Fork in Penis: Canberra Man Stuns All

Aug 19, 2013 Full story: International Business Times 70

The bizarre incident happened in Canberra when the 70-year-old came to the hospital, saying that he had lodged a fork in.

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#46 Aug 20, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
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Whatever it was,bet he's thanking God it wasn't a Pitch Fork..!
If the guy wanted pitch, he woulda' used a tuning fork.
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#47 Aug 20, 2013
Alrighty, but where's the knife?

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#48 Aug 20, 2013
Well he got a fork in his manhood serves him right

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#49 Aug 20, 2013
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#50 Aug 20, 2013
Mrs-Jessica-D wrote:
Well he got a fork in his manhood serves him right
Why? Did you know him?

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#51 Aug 20, 2013
Stocking wrote:
Alrighty, but where's the knife?
That's inside the wife.

They're cute together, make a nice set.

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#53 Aug 20, 2013
So the man forked himself?

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#54 Aug 20, 2013
Mrs-Jessica-D wrote:
Well he got a fork in his manhood serves him right
Was he testing his wiener to see if it was done?

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#55 Aug 20, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
So the man forked himself?
Yes, and then he was spooning his wife afterwards.

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#56 Aug 20, 2013
So that's what he meant by "playing with his King Neptune action Figure". Whoops, where'd the trident go?
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#57 Aug 20, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Yes, and then he was spooning his wife afterwards.
After awhile,,?? was there a Fork Lift occurring,,??
debbie

Newnan, GA

#58 Aug 20, 2013
and yall thought all the dumb asses lived in ga and arkansas
The Fork

Rochester, NY

#59 Aug 20, 2013
How the heck do you think I feel? Bad enough people putting me in their dirty filthy mouths, now this crap. I'm leaving and you punks can use chopsticks and the abomination called sporks. Good day sir, Good day.

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#60 Aug 21, 2013
The Fork wrote:
How the heck do you think I feel? Bad enough people putting me in their dirty filthy mouths, now this crap. I'm leaving and you punks can use chopsticks and the abomination called sporks. Good day sir, Good day.
Oh yeah?
Try being a gerbil in Richard Geres house.
Count your blessings.
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#61 Aug 21, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Oh yeah?
Try being a gerbil in Richard Geres house.
Count your blessings.
I heard he's using Hedgehogs these days,,,,(a bump-up)
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#62 Aug 21, 2013
Did he mistake it for a weenie?

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#63 Aug 21, 2013
I've stuck my unit into a lot of things, but I never thought of sticking things into my unit. Topix, I know what we are going to do today! Hey, where's Perry?

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#64 Aug 21, 2013
Hot Dawg wrote:
Did he mistake it for a weenie?
It was an Oscar Meyer Weeny with ketchup and mustard

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#65 Aug 22, 2013
Mrs-Jessica-D wrote:
<quoted text>It was an Oscar Meyer Weeny with ketchup and mustard
No, it was not.

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#66 Aug 22, 2013
Not to be outdone by A. Weiner

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