Fork in Penis: Canberra Man Stuns All

Aug 19, 2013 Full story: International Business Times 70

The bizarre incident happened in Canberra when the 70-year-old came to the hospital, saying that he had lodged a fork in.

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Grace Nerissa

Dublin, Ireland

#24 Aug 19, 2013
DILF wrote:
That's it, I'm calling home and demanding that my wife make soup tonight.
But... did you ever hear the saying -
(Meaning when a person is always unfortunate)

'If it was raining soup
I'd have a fork'.

Lol

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#25 Aug 19, 2013
Guess he was 'done'?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#27 Aug 19, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>(One eyebrow up) Demand?
(Eyebrow askew)

Uh....you know, I had to say it that way for "effect".
I'm sure you understand.

8-)
Mary

Allentown, PA

#28 Aug 19, 2013
How in the heck can a fork get a guy off ?
Mary

Allentown, PA

#29 Aug 19, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
~wipes coffee off monitor~ I'm weak. I read the story. Funny stuff.
Going to pull out two highlights of it:
A fork, generally used as a tool for eating, is not very well known for being a sex toy. There are obvious reasons why men do not prefer putting a steel fork inside their penis to get sexually excited. On the contrary, the 70-year-old man thought it would be sexually exciting to feel the steel from inside.
It is yet to be known how much sexual gratification was achieved by the elderly man. However, the doctors managed to retrieve the fork while using copious lubrication and forceps. The man was put under general anaesthesia.
interesting comment, we need to analyze this further.
Fisherman

United States

#30 Aug 19, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
~wipes coffee off monitor~ I'm weak. I read the story. Funny stuff.
Going to pull out two highlights of it:
A fork, generally used as a tool for eating, is not very well known for being a sex toy. There are obvious reasons why men do not prefer putting a steel fork inside their penis to get sexually excited. On the contrary, the 70-year-old man thought it would be sexually exciting to feel the steel from inside.
It is yet to be known how much sexual gratification was achieved by the elderly man. However, the doctors managed to retrieve the fork while using copious lubrication and forceps. The man was put under general anaesthesia.
"A fork, generally used as a tool for eating,..."
Or tune the piano or move some hay around?
What about a "spoon"?
Justy_unplugged

Ravenna, OH

#31 Aug 19, 2013
As a young man I could fork all night, now..it takes all night justy to fill out the paperwork necessary to get the fork out of the hospital...!!!!...GASP..!!!
Sarah

Allentown, PA

#32 Aug 19, 2013
Justy_unplugged wrote:
As a young man I could fork all night, now..it takes all night justy to fill out the paperwork necessary to get the fork out of the hospital...!!!!...GASP..!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =lDuU-W7IYzsXX
Boys and girls don't try this at home.
(this looks like one of those tempting things to do, so I gotta try this)
(cuiosity killed a cat, but a cat has 9 lives, so why not try this)
Just some dry humor
Sarah

Allentown, PA

#33 Aug 19, 2013
Fisherman wrote:
<quoted text>
"A fork, generally used as a tool for eating,..."
Or tune the piano or move some hay around?
What about a "spoon"?
A spoon is used for soup.

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#34 Aug 19, 2013
I was trying to ignore this one, as I AM on vacation..but maybe I'm missing the psychopathy...
this is similar to acts performed by certain inmates frequently...then the local ER docs get to be treated to retrieving said objects.

“water water water water water ”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#35 Aug 19, 2013
if i woke up in the morning with my head sewed to the carpet i wouldnt be more suprised than i am now

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#36 Aug 19, 2013
Just those catheter commercials on TV give me the willies, pardon the expression. This is downright cringe-worthy.

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#37 Aug 19, 2013
My d' is traumatized after my reading of this ...

I think it needs to be consoled with a "hug" and a kiss.

SUJ

“Your posts still ”

Level 6

Since: Mar 10

make me giggle

#38 Aug 20, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
I was trying to ignore this one, as I AM on vacation..but maybe I'm missing the psychopathy...
this is similar to acts performed by certain inmates frequently...then the local ER docs get to be treated to retrieving said objects.
Albert Fish the serial killer-cannibal was found to have near 30 pins and needles embedded in his groin.
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_kil...
Justy_unplugged

Ravenna, OH

#39 Aug 20, 2013
Because of the clause clearly listed in Medicare part Q on inserted utensils, he will now have to finance the entire procedure out of pocket, the hospitals position on getting paid is that 'someone' is going to have to fork it over.!

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#41 Aug 20, 2013
So,,, when he reached the goal he was probing for...did he shout ...
Urethea!

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#42 Aug 20, 2013
Urethra!
Really sucks when a misspell blows the punch line. Coffee, need more coffee.

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#43 Aug 20, 2013
Melody_E wrote:
Urethra!
Really sucks when a misspell blows the punch line. Coffee, need more coffee.
LOL It was still funny :)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#44 Aug 20, 2013
Was it a little escargot fork, salad fork, dinner fork, or a huge salad tong/fork?

How big was this forking fork?
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#45 Aug 20, 2013
DILF wrote:
Was it a little escargot fork, salad fork, dinner fork, or a huge salad tong/fork?
How big was this forking fork?
Whatever it was,bet he's thanking God it wasn't a Pitch Fork..!

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