Fork in Penis: Canberra Man Stuns All

Fork in Penis: Canberra Man Stuns All

There are 72 comments on the International Business Times story from Aug 19, 2013, titled Fork in Penis: Canberra Man Stuns All. In it, International Business Times reports that:

The bizarre incident happened in Canberra when the 70-year-old came to the hospital, saying that he had lodged a fork in.

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Blue_Eye_Gemini
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#2 Aug 19, 2013
Jeff_D_28681 wrote:
Hell this don't sound like it feel to damn good.
Lol!
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#3 Aug 19, 2013
Oaky dokey then.

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#5 Aug 19, 2013
Now that was an expensive forking if e'er was one.

Someone forked him but good.

"Put a fork in me...am done."

Oh...go fork yourself!

(do you think I should read the article?)

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#7 Aug 19, 2013
Viagra probably works MUCH better and would be far less painful (to everyone involved).

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#8 Aug 19, 2013
Did they also check the other end for the rest of the place setting?

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#9 Aug 19, 2013
This is so... prong.

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#10 Aug 19, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Now that was an expensive forking if e'er was one.
Someone forked him but good.
"Put a fork in me...am done."
Oh...go fork yourself!
(do you think I should read the article?)
Wish I hadn't.

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#11 Aug 19, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Viagra probably works MUCH better and would be far less painful (to everyone involved).
Viagra! What a good alternative choice......

I know I wouldn't let anyone near me with a fork in their manly hood..........

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#12 Aug 19, 2013
~wipes coffee off monitor~ I'm weak. I read the story. Funny stuff.

Going to pull out two highlights of it:

A fork, generally used as a tool for eating, is not very well known for being a sex toy. There are obvious reasons why men do not prefer putting a steel fork inside their penis to get sexually excited. On the contrary, the 70-year-old man thought it would be sexually exciting to feel the steel from inside.

It is yet to be known how much sexual gratification was achieved by the elderly man. However, the doctors managed to retrieve the fork while using copious lubrication and forceps. The man was put under general anaesthesia.
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#13 Aug 19, 2013
Just another case of "born with a silver fork in his..."

“So, what's the speed of dark??”

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#14 Aug 19, 2013
LOL, "get this thing the fork out of me"..... Naaaa never read the artice, it's more fun to use your imagination....
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Now that was an expensive forking if e'er was one.
Someone forked him but good.
"Put a fork in me...am done."
Oh...go fork yourself!
(do you think I should read the article?)

“So, what's the speed of dark??”

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#15 Aug 19, 2013
Ok, did they die laughing as they wrote this article..?? Or are they actually serious..... "yea, I sometimes use a fork..... you know, or even a shovel.... you should try it"
DC tells it like it is wrote:
~wipes coffee off monitor~ I'm weak. I read the story. Funny stuff.
Going to pull out two highlights of it:
A fork, generally used as a tool for eating, is not very well known for being a sex toy. There are obvious reasons why men do not prefer putting a steel fork inside their penis to get sexually excited. On the contrary, the 70-year-old man thought it would be sexually exciting to feel the steel from inside.
It is yet to be known how much sexual gratification was achieved by the elderly man. However, the doctors managed to retrieve the fork while using copious lubrication and forceps. The man was put under general anaesthesia.

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#16 Aug 19, 2013
I bet he was preparing to REALLY eat her out eh?

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#17 Aug 19, 2013
As he was leaving the hospital people heard him say "stop talking about my forkin penis!!!".

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#18 Aug 19, 2013
Is this one of those combination folding utensil things? Mine only has a fork, knife and spoon. I keep my detachable peni on a separate holder, like a giant key chain, then I can pick an appropriate one for the occasion.

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right here, right now...

#19 Aug 19, 2013
Hard as steel!!!

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#20 Aug 19, 2013
Gee..
Am at a loss for words about this...

Better stop writing while the going is good! Lol.

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#21 Aug 19, 2013
Now just how the heck can I eat my dinner tonight without looking at my fork and wanting to vomit?

How? Answer me that?

“Forehead wrinkle”

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#22 Aug 19, 2013
That's it, I'm calling home and demanding that my wife make soup tonight.

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#23 Aug 19, 2013
DILF wrote:
That's it, I'm calling home and demanding that my wife make soup tonight.
(One eyebrow up) Demand?

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